Calariene
@calariene.bsky.social
she/her | procrastination elemental | ff14: Lyran Crossing@Excalibur (on break) | avatar by @charmwitch.bsky.social :)
Snail buddy at work today :)
December 20, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Snail buddy at work today :)
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but wouldn't this be just the absolute funniest time for a canadian team to win one of the big three US sports championships
October 21, 2025 at 3:05 AM
but wouldn't this be just the absolute funniest time for a canadian team to win one of the big three US sports championships
well. at least we didn't make it easy for toronto
October 21, 2025 at 3:02 AM
well. at least we didn't make it easy for toronto
out of apple boxes
In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand
I'll go first: Six page commercial lease.
I'll go first: Six page commercial lease.
October 12, 2025 at 9:47 PM
out of apple boxes
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Testing a theory:
reskeet if "every ICE agent will be unmasked and tried for their crimes" would get your vote
reskeet if "every ICE agent will be unmasked and tried for their crimes" would get your vote
CAN I GET A 'FUCK ICE' IN CHAT
ICE is only as old as the Kangaroo Jack movie and neither needed to exist
September 20, 2025 at 9:38 AM
Testing a theory:
reskeet if "every ICE agent will be unmasked and tried for their crimes" would get your vote
reskeet if "every ICE agent will be unmasked and tried for their crimes" would get your vote
the mariners fucking did it!!! i'm going the fuck to bed
October 11, 2025 at 5:08 AM
the mariners fucking did it!!! i'm going the fuck to bed
polanco you are going to give me a heart attack
October 11, 2025 at 4:26 AM
polanco you are going to give me a heart attack
mariners. i am begging you. please, please score
October 11, 2025 at 4:26 AM
mariners. i am begging you. please, please score
Someone at work must have gotten yelled at because today we're running four prescanners (we do not need four prescanners)
October 5, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Someone at work must have gotten yelled at because today we're running four prescanners (we do not need four prescanners)
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a very tangible human skull
September 21, 2025 at 2:42 PM
a very tangible human skull
My therapist told me it looked like I have trouble with motivation when I'm comfortable and she was right and I don't like it. And now I need to figure out what I want from therapy or if I even still want to be in therapy and I can't sleep.
September 12, 2025 at 8:49 AM
My therapist told me it looked like I have trouble with motivation when I'm comfortable and she was right and I don't like it. And now I need to figure out what I want from therapy or if I even still want to be in therapy and I can't sleep.
rest in piss, worm
September 12, 2025 at 6:15 AM
rest in piss, worm
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i passed my drive test! i have a fuckin license now!!!
June 4, 2025 at 10:18 PM
i passed my drive test! i have a fuckin license now!!!
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one thing I am very proud of is that I've gotten really consistent at putting alt text. tips
1. describe the focus/importance FIRST, then extraneous details.
❌ "a blue sky and green grass. in the middle of the grass is an apple"
✅ "a red apple in the middle of some grass, a blue sky overhead"
1. describe the focus/importance FIRST, then extraneous details.
❌ "a blue sky and green grass. in the middle of the grass is an apple"
✅ "a red apple in the middle of some grass, a blue sky overhead"
May 29, 2025 at 10:28 PM
one thing I am very proud of is that I've gotten really consistent at putting alt text. tips
1. describe the focus/importance FIRST, then extraneous details.
❌ "a blue sky and green grass. in the middle of the grass is an apple"
✅ "a red apple in the middle of some grass, a blue sky overhead"
1. describe the focus/importance FIRST, then extraneous details.
❌ "a blue sky and green grass. in the middle of the grass is an apple"
✅ "a red apple in the middle of some grass, a blue sky overhead"
just forgot my own damn phone number in the middle of leaving a message. lmao fuck
May 15, 2025 at 4:53 PM
just forgot my own damn phone number in the middle of leaving a message. lmao fuck
Overheard in the break room: "It's so easy to get points as Jeff!"
April 28, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Overheard in the break room: "It's so easy to get points as Jeff!"
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Happy Neil Day to those who celebrate
April 13, 2024 at 3:24 PM
Happy Neil Day to those who celebrate
just got a comment on a five-year old fic!! fuck yeah!
April 10, 2025 at 3:36 AM
just got a comment on a five-year old fic!! fuck yeah!