This holiday season, give Jeff Bezos and Amazon the gift of zero dollars. 🥰

They should give free bereavement PTO for pets. My grandmother was an asshole, let me mourn my dog.

I, for one, am tired of [gestures broadly]. I have grown weary of [points in all directions simultaneously].

I don’t know why I read dystopian horror books when it appears we’re living in one.

It's still January.

Let’s not talk about how long it took for me to decide on these 😅🫣

Introduce yourself with
One book
One film
One album
One show

💙📚