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dr. caitlin m. green
@caitlinmoriah.bsky.social
linguist, discourse/pragmatics

podcaster liberalcurrents.com/halftheanswer/

author & associate editor at liberalcurrents.com

singer with the Wild Lilacs
https://www.instagram.com/thewildlilacs?igsh=MXJqOXZ6NHpoOXRrYg==

she/they
substantively unserious
November 16, 2025 at 4:27 PM
there’s a reason known epstein defense providers are attracted to the idea
November 16, 2025 at 3:29 PM
many people are saying!
November 16, 2025 at 3:29 PM
despite all my rage

im still just alone in a cage with nothing but cocaine
November 12, 2025 at 8:04 PM
lmaooo i almost stopped and made @danielharper.bsky.social clarify this but i figured people would get it. looks like i overestimated our haters yet again
November 10, 2025 at 10:05 PM
oh no did we make some nazis mad
November 10, 2025 at 10:00 PM
on behalf of @liberalcurrents.com, i promise you and zack pearlman from the 2010 found footage comedy film The Virginity Hit that we do not and never will use chatgpt to write our articles

www.tiktok.com/t/ZTMse3qvA/
November 6, 2025 at 7:28 PM
goat meat stands on every corner!!
November 5, 2025 at 8:35 PM
@antisocialstudies.bsky.social helps us understand that biden is neville chamberlain is charlie brown with the football. poor guy

youtu.be/94F22hmrmwQ?...
November 5, 2025 at 2:51 PM
the Atlantic one is terrible too! he looks like he’s coming out of a cool club
November 4, 2025 at 4:09 AM
honestly they all keep doing this. even if the article itself is good, the picture makes him look all hip when he’s not! he’s an irredeemable dork! take any random screenshot from his livestream, guaranteed he will look uncool as hell
November 4, 2025 at 3:58 AM
at the end of several paragraphs about how not being accepted by ben shapiro turned fuentes into a nazi, this is my favorite “to be sure… nevertheless” to date
November 3, 2025 at 6:13 PM
these migra whistles are so easy to keep in the pocket of my leggings or yoga pants because of how flat they are, it’s so convenient to have it on me when i go out in portland and surrounding areas. probably the most white woman thought i have ever had but gdi it’s true
November 2, 2025 at 8:11 PM
i just think being a nazi should be disqualifying for having a platform

youtu.be/qFXEAh8vXPM?...
October 31, 2025 at 6:47 PM
banning antifreeze from your kitchen won’t stop poisonings, and that’s why you should put it in your water bottle
October 31, 2025 at 5:19 PM
in the spirit of this, i would like to take a moment for this gentleman who had spent the afternoon standing next to tommy (the guy who has to stay 200ft away from ICE due to assaulting people) and yelling “trans women are men” at every single passerby, then when tommy left he came over to us…
October 30, 2025 at 7:48 PM
i had the *distinct* pleasure of sharing this information with some of the lovely folks who are regularly at the facility in “black bloc” and the burst of laughter i was met with will sustain me for a long time to come
October 30, 2025 at 1:28 PM
even the local waterfalls hate nick sortor
October 29, 2025 at 9:20 PM
nick sortor fell in a hole and got to meet the president. two nights ago an elderly woman was shoved so hard she hit her head on the ground and was unconscious for several minutes. what was nick doing? sticking his camera in her face, literally licking his lips

www.tiktok.com/t/ZTMX4CH6D/
October 29, 2025 at 9:19 PM
i do think my brain honest to god shut down for a minute there

youtu.be/94F22hmrmwQ?...
October 29, 2025 at 4:01 PM
one day they are going to stop letting me make these thumbnails i swear
October 29, 2025 at 3:32 PM
to the guy who looks like michael mckean who saw me holding my inflatable unicorn before i put it on and pointed at me saying “good for you! good for you!!” you have my heart forever
October 28, 2025 at 8:40 PM
i walked over to where the counter prostesters like to post up. a little silly to complain about the mutual aid station when this is how we leave things. nobody here as of 11am, maybe they’re snoozy
October 28, 2025 at 7:07 PM
lots of support from passersby outside ICE this morning, plus two hecklers. an elderly couple in a car flipped us off and waved their maga hat out the window. hard to take seriously while im riding an inflatable unicorn but ok!
October 28, 2025 at 6:26 PM
the portland freedom chicken has been protesting ICE for several months now and i am so grateful that he sat down with me for an hour last week. our full interview is here:

www.liberalcurrents.com/half-the-ans...
October 27, 2025 at 9:44 PM