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Cairo | Not a Minor | British | Queer
Crash Course in Cairo: cairos-wing.straw.page
My Toyhouse: toyhou.se/Cairo_Raiser...
I like JRWI, YKW, Genshin and a selection of the classic tumblr fandoms!
Crash Course in Cairo: cairos-wing.straw.page
My Toyhouse: toyhou.se/Cairo_Raiser...
I like JRWI, YKW, Genshin and a selection of the classic tumblr fandoms!
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I am so furious at YouTube for doing this. You have literal gambling ads plastered across your website. The video you take action on contains no real gambling, and is promoting an LGBTQ+ children's charity fundraiser. Absolutely horrendous image and optics for the website. Completely moronic
I am beyond upset, YouTube has age restricted my video tonight for thinking it depicts real actual gambling. The video is on CloeverPit and contains no real gambling, but does contain a massive charity push for The Trevor Project. Last time this happened I almost quit YouTube
December 8, 2025 at 11:19 PM
I am so furious at YouTube for doing this. You have literal gambling ads plastered across your website. The video you take action on contains no real gambling, and is promoting an LGBTQ+ children's charity fundraiser. Absolutely horrendous image and optics for the website. Completely moronic
Oh my goddd I am so single lord save me lord let the instagram tarot women not be delusional I literally felt so lonely I cried until I threw up lord SEND ME a man who is hopeless for me I beg
November 2, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Oh my goddd I am so single lord save me lord let the instagram tarot women not be delusional I literally felt so lonely I cried until I threw up lord SEND ME a man who is hopeless for me I beg
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They're calling me the greatest to ever do it.
October 4, 2025 at 9:16 PM
They're calling me the greatest to ever do it.
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okay clanker was kinda funny for 5 minutes but reading the word 'tinskin' from someone made me feel genuine disgust. it really is the same neurons as racism good grief
October 5, 2025 at 5:40 AM
okay clanker was kinda funny for 5 minutes but reading the word 'tinskin' from someone made me feel genuine disgust. it really is the same neurons as racism good grief
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Someday I'll drift on into the sunset
September 12, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Someday I'll drift on into the sunset
If you see this, do it!
☆USERNAME: Cairo_Raiser545
☆PRONOUNS: whatever
☆HEIGHT: 5'3
☆SEXUALITY: Queer
☆SIGN: Aquarium
☆PIERCINGS: 2
☆TATTOOS: One black band around my left bicep
☆DRINK: Strawberry Fruit Tea with Cherry Popping Boba
☆FOOD: Waffle + 🍓🍫🍌
☆ PETS: None
☆RELATIONSHIP: single
☆USERNAME: Cairo_Raiser545
☆PRONOUNS: whatever
☆HEIGHT: 5'3
☆SEXUALITY: Queer
☆SIGN: Aquarium
☆PIERCINGS: 2
☆TATTOOS: One black band around my left bicep
☆DRINK: Strawberry Fruit Tea with Cherry Popping Boba
☆FOOD: Waffle + 🍓🍫🍌
☆ PETS: None
☆RELATIONSHIP: single
If you see this, do it!
☆USERNAME: Professor Bees
☆PRONOUNS: idgaf
☆HEIGHT: 5'7
☆SEXUALITY: yes
☆SIGN: Capricorn
☆PIERCINGS: 7 (1 nose, 6 ears)
☆TATTOOS: None
☆DRINK: Wintermelon milk tea
☆FOOD: a big bowl of tonkotsu ramen
☆ PETS: 2-3 dogs, 1 very old barn cat
☆RELATIONSHIP: 🫥
☆USERNAME: Professor Bees
☆PRONOUNS: idgaf
☆HEIGHT: 5'7
☆SEXUALITY: yes
☆SIGN: Capricorn
☆PIERCINGS: 7 (1 nose, 6 ears)
☆TATTOOS: None
☆DRINK: Wintermelon milk tea
☆FOOD: a big bowl of tonkotsu ramen
☆ PETS: 2-3 dogs, 1 very old barn cat
☆RELATIONSHIP: 🫥
If you see this- DO IT ! :)
✦ Username: lavellyne
✦ Pronouns: she/he/they
✦ Height: 5'2
✦ Sexuality: asexual
✦ Sign: leo
✦ Piercings: -
✦ Tattoos: 2
✦ Drink: chinese black tea with ginger, carrot and oranges
✦ Food: yes
✦ Pets: 1 dachshund
✦ Relationship: -
✦ Username: lavellyne
✦ Pronouns: she/he/they
✦ Height: 5'2
✦ Sexuality: asexual
✦ Sign: leo
✦ Piercings: -
✦ Tattoos: 2
✦ Drink: chinese black tea with ginger, carrot and oranges
✦ Food: yes
✦ Pets: 1 dachshund
✦ Relationship: -
August 20, 2025 at 9:09 AM
If you see this, do it!
☆USERNAME: Cairo_Raiser545
☆PRONOUNS: whatever
☆HEIGHT: 5'3
☆SEXUALITY: Queer
☆SIGN: Aquarium
☆PIERCINGS: 2
☆TATTOOS: One black band around my left bicep
☆DRINK: Strawberry Fruit Tea with Cherry Popping Boba
☆FOOD: Waffle + 🍓🍫🍌
☆ PETS: None
☆RELATIONSHIP: single
☆USERNAME: Cairo_Raiser545
☆PRONOUNS: whatever
☆HEIGHT: 5'3
☆SEXUALITY: Queer
☆SIGN: Aquarium
☆PIERCINGS: 2
☆TATTOOS: One black band around my left bicep
☆DRINK: Strawberry Fruit Tea with Cherry Popping Boba
☆FOOD: Waffle + 🍓🍫🍌
☆ PETS: None
☆RELATIONSHIP: single
Do u ever find yourself attracted to the weirdest shite? I was watching taskmaster champion of champions and for some reason watching Noel Fielding fake scooping a wine glass out of a pool of water is one of the most attractive things I’ve ever seen
#taskmaster #noelfielding #championofchampions
#taskmaster #noelfielding #championofchampions
August 14, 2025 at 11:33 AM
Do u ever find yourself attracted to the weirdest shite? I was watching taskmaster champion of champions and for some reason watching Noel Fielding fake scooping a wine glass out of a pool of water is one of the most attractive things I’ve ever seen
#taskmaster #noelfielding #championofchampions
#taskmaster #noelfielding #championofchampions
Me to me before leaving the house: You are attractive, you are gorgeous. Men would die to be with you and so would women. A man would wear a button up on his first date with you. You are L’Oreal, You Are Worth It
(This is followed by me remaining single)
(This is followed by me remaining single)
July 19, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Me to me before leaving the house: You are attractive, you are gorgeous. Men would die to be with you and so would women. A man would wear a button up on his first date with you. You are L’Oreal, You Are Worth It
(This is followed by me remaining single)
(This is followed by me remaining single)
You have no idea how hard I am mentally screaming PLEASE SHUT UP at people in my head its so bad bro i know this is the positivity app but i refuse to get twitter and no-one sees my posts anyway
July 16, 2025 at 10:44 PM
You have no idea how hard I am mentally screaming PLEASE SHUT UP at people in my head its so bad bro i know this is the positivity app but i refuse to get twitter and no-one sees my posts anyway
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WHYYYYY WON'T YOU DEBAAAAATE MEEEEEEEE
July 11, 2025 at 9:33 PM
WHYYYYY WON'T YOU DEBAAAAATE MEEEEEEEE
And today, the old YouTooz have been laid to rest on the collectibles shelf. All hail #rinpenrose, the Drift Prince, who defends my technology alongside the royal gegg.
July 5, 2025 at 11:02 AM
And today, the old YouTooz have been laid to rest on the collectibles shelf. All hail #rinpenrose, the Drift Prince, who defends my technology alongside the royal gegg.
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Reposted by Cairopractor <3
EU gang, I'd recommend reading up on Stop Killing Games if you can! You can get a signature in here to support it too if you're an EU resident. Here's the objective of it taken from the site! www.stopkillinggames.com
July 3, 2025 at 10:27 AM
EU gang, I'd recommend reading up on Stop Killing Games if you can! You can get a signature in here to support it too if you're an EU resident. Here's the objective of it taken from the site! www.stopkillinggames.com
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Potentially my new favourite notification I’ve ever received. Here are the details about your so called “rin penrose” SOB #rinpenrose #youtooz #driftprince
July 4, 2025 at 6:49 AM
Potentially my new favourite notification I’ve ever received. Here are the details about your so called “rin penrose” SOB #rinpenrose #youtooz #driftprince
I recently contracted a diarrhoea and vomit bug and not only have I learned that when you have no food or drink in you your shit turns lime green it also obliterates your mental state to the point of you are sat on the toilet going “you are stronger than the cramp you can make it to the paracetamol”
May 22, 2025 at 9:46 AM
I recently contracted a diarrhoea and vomit bug and not only have I learned that when you have no food or drink in you your shit turns lime green it also obliterates your mental state to the point of you are sat on the toilet going “you are stronger than the cramp you can make it to the paracetamol”
And on tonight’s episode: I realise that IBS may be the answer to all of my questions
May 19, 2025 at 10:02 PM
And on tonight’s episode: I realise that IBS may be the answer to all of my questions
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This is what appears over my head when I meet someone for the first time
May 17, 2025 at 3:53 PM
This is what appears over my head when I meet someone for the first time
Its 1am and you are me - Cairo Raiser - crying over Legally Blonde from the Legally Blonde musical
May 9, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Its 1am and you are me - Cairo Raiser - crying over Legally Blonde from the Legally Blonde musical
House chores wait for no man, woman or highly disabled teenager
May 7, 2025 at 11:28 AM
House chores wait for no man, woman or highly disabled teenager
I cannot believe that I now have concrete proof that I beat THE Drift King RTGame (@rtgame.bsky.social) in Mario Kart. A joyous day indeed.
May 6, 2025 at 6:54 PM
I cannot believe that I now have concrete proof that I beat THE Drift King RTGame (@rtgame.bsky.social) in Mario Kart. A joyous day indeed.