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@caffeinatedqueer.bsky.social
Queer, nonbinary, Jewish(ish) parent of 2 kids, 2 cats, and a service doodle-in-training. MSW '24 🧑🎓 Neurodivergent, hEDS. likes≠endorsements
Uh...you okay GrubHub??
November 23, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Uh...you okay GrubHub??
Update: air frying the leftovers was the right move
November 19, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Update: air frying the leftovers was the right move
I know I'm posting and reposting a lot of rage-inducing stuff rn, so here's a service doodle to shake things up a bit. Her service dog test includes being able to work in restaurant settings, so today was her first 1 hour trial at a cafe. She did great aside from occasionally laying in the walkway 😅
November 10, 2025 at 12:09 AM
I know I'm posting and reposting a lot of rage-inducing stuff rn, so here's a service doodle to shake things up a bit. Her service dog test includes being able to work in restaurant settings, so today was her first 1 hour trial at a cafe. She did great aside from occasionally laying in the walkway 😅
Getting set up for my second annual "wow, things are fucked up" neighborhood bonfire to check in and see how everyone is coping and how we can support each other
November 8, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Getting set up for my second annual "wow, things are fucked up" neighborhood bonfire to check in and see how everyone is coping and how we can support each other
There's a ladybug crawling into my coat pocket, who here is good at deciphering omens?
November 4, 2025 at 6:44 PM
There's a ladybug crawling into my coat pocket, who here is good at deciphering omens?
Can we also talk about this extremely cursed figure in the floor?
October 31, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Can we also talk about this extremely cursed figure in the floor?
Do you think another squirrel dared him to sit here to loudly eat his acorn? Do you think he thinks holding his tail over his head will make him invisible to hawks or is it just keeping his ears warm, or does it make him feel fancy?
October 31, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Do you think another squirrel dared him to sit here to loudly eat his acorn? Do you think he thinks holding his tail over his head will make him invisible to hawks or is it just keeping his ears warm, or does it make him feel fancy?
Turned on my phone to check something and it happened to still be in selfie camera mode, revealing this stunning fall sky above me. A nice reminder to look up and appreciate this moment
October 10, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Turned on my phone to check something and it happened to still be in selfie camera mode, revealing this stunning fall sky above me. A nice reminder to look up and appreciate this moment
"the girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa"
October 9, 2025 at 3:05 AM
"the girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa"
And rewarded handsomely for it
September 30, 2025 at 11:02 PM
And rewarded handsomely for it
Working hard at the hair salon
September 30, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Working hard at the hair salon
Fun encounter on our nightly walk. Servicedoodle was entirely oblivious but sat patiently every few feet until we could get close enough to get a good photo without scaring him. Nice of our neighbor to provide a free buffet!
September 26, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Fun encounter on our nightly walk. Servicedoodle was entirely oblivious but sat patiently every few feet until we could get close enough to get a good photo without scaring him. Nice of our neighbor to provide a free buffet!
Sometimes the cats only use the box in certain ways when it's a little broken! Look how much more space Ginger has for stretching out
September 25, 2025 at 5:38 AM
Sometimes the cats only use the box in certain ways when it's a little broken! Look how much more space Ginger has for stretching out
The longer I look at this marketplace listing the more questions I have...
September 20, 2025 at 1:45 AM
The longer I look at this marketplace listing the more questions I have...
Here's a small selection. Once I retrieve the camera and don't have to stand in the woods getting attacked by mosquitoes to actually review all the pictures and videos I'll have more to share!
September 20, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Here's a small selection. Once I retrieve the camera and don't have to stand in the woods getting attacked by mosquitoes to actually review all the pictures and videos I'll have more to share!
I really like this "Mac Sports Rock n Lock Director Chair" from Costco! The rocking motion allows me to adjust my position frequently so I don't get sore. Folds up relatively compact. I sit in it for like an hour a day when I'm playing fetch with the dog
September 19, 2025 at 7:44 PM
I really like this "Mac Sports Rock n Lock Director Chair" from Costco! The rocking motion allows me to adjust my position frequently so I don't get sore. Folds up relatively compact. I sit in it for like an hour a day when I'm playing fetch with the dog
Our dentist office is so great with AuDHD kids. Super flexible and willing to change plans and reduce demands, was even willing to do some of the procedures last visit while he stayed in his wagon. Alas, even with a service dog, lorazepam, and weighted stuffie/blankets, it didn't work. On to G.A. 😬
September 8, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Our dentist office is so great with AuDHD kids. Super flexible and willing to change plans and reduce demands, was even willing to do some of the procedures last visit while he stayed in his wagon. Alas, even with a service dog, lorazepam, and weighted stuffie/blankets, it didn't work. On to G.A. 😬
PSA: if your end of summer peaches are starting to get a little sad, put them in a salad with leaf lettuce, beets, goat cheese (I only had feta, which is also fine), honey roasted pistachios, and a white balsamic vinaigrette
September 5, 2025 at 11:00 PM
PSA: if your end of summer peaches are starting to get a little sad, put them in a salad with leaf lettuce, beets, goat cheese (I only had feta, which is also fine), honey roasted pistachios, and a white balsamic vinaigrette
A very good team at the dentist today
September 4, 2025 at 11:33 PM
A very good team at the dentist today
I shouldn't even have to say this, but PLEASE don't bring your pet cat to Costco. It's not funny, it's not cute, it's disrespectful to people with allergies, and every non-service animal taken into a store makes it so people with legitimate service animals face more scrutiny
August 31, 2025 at 10:28 PM
I shouldn't even have to say this, but PLEASE don't bring your pet cat to Costco. It's not funny, it's not cute, it's disrespectful to people with allergies, and every non-service animal taken into a store makes it so people with legitimate service animals face more scrutiny
Finally tested negative! Took a break from testing for a few days because I couldn't keep spending $10 a test to be disappointed. Still masking around the pets (the kids are gone for the weekend) for a few more days to be safe, but when Monday rolls around, my face will finally be freeeeee
August 30, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Finally tested negative! Took a break from testing for a few days because I couldn't keep spending $10 a test to be disappointed. Still masking around the pets (the kids are gone for the weekend) for a few more days to be safe, but when Monday rolls around, my face will finally be freeeeee
Good news for people who were worried that NextDoor might stop being entertaining after the August election...
August 27, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Good news for people who were worried that NextDoor might stop being entertaining after the August election...
I was so annoyed to see that Power School has a new AI feature. It feels so inescapable right now.
August 26, 2025 at 5:35 PM
I was so annoyed to see that Power School has a new AI feature. It feels so inescapable right now.
It has been 13 days since I first developed COVID symptoms. I have missed a full week of time with my youngest (would have been more, but the first infection overlapped with a weekend that he would have been at his dad's anyway so I'm not counting those days). I'm heartbroken and angry and resentful
August 25, 2025 at 10:40 PM
It has been 13 days since I first developed COVID symptoms. I have missed a full week of time with my youngest (would have been more, but the first infection overlapped with a weekend that he would have been at his dad's anyway so I'm not counting those days). I'm heartbroken and angry and resentful