Caffeinated Cop
@caffeinatedcop.bsky.social
Police Officer. Drinker of coffee. Former military. Home brewer.
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Rieckhoff: A vet on CNN said we haven’t fought to win in 20 years. I said, I was fighting to win. You were fighting to win.
Kander: That shit pisses me off.
Rieckhoff: He said he meant the generals. Which one? It’s boogeymen—and now cosplay warriors who never served join ICE to bully immigrants.
Kander: That shit pisses me off.
Rieckhoff: He said he meant the generals. Which one? It’s boogeymen—and now cosplay warriors who never served join ICE to bully immigrants.
October 2, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Rieckhoff: A vet on CNN said we haven’t fought to win in 20 years. I said, I was fighting to win. You were fighting to win.
Kander: That shit pisses me off.
Rieckhoff: He said he meant the generals. Which one? It’s boogeymen—and now cosplay warriors who never served join ICE to bully immigrants.
Kander: That shit pisses me off.
Rieckhoff: He said he meant the generals. Which one? It’s boogeymen—and now cosplay warriors who never served join ICE to bully immigrants.
Went into the bush bordering a tennis court looking for an errant ball. I guess someone’s game wasn’t going well. Like playing a round after rage golfers, sometimes it pays off to play in the rough. (Gave it to a kid doing lessons who didn’t have his own racket. Thanks angry tennis guy)
July 11, 2025 at 7:15 AM
Went into the bush bordering a tennis court looking for an errant ball. I guess someone’s game wasn’t going well. Like playing a round after rage golfers, sometimes it pays off to play in the rough. (Gave it to a kid doing lessons who didn’t have his own racket. Thanks angry tennis guy)
My folks mailed a gift for my son’s birthday. Had to go to the post office to pick it up. Routine stuff. Had to show ID. Still routine. But we hit a snag when the names seemingly didn’t match up. “No ma’am, this is a birthday gift for my kid, his name is not Happy Birthday”.
June 28, 2025 at 8:35 AM
My folks mailed a gift for my son’s birthday. Had to go to the post office to pick it up. Routine stuff. Had to show ID. Still routine. But we hit a snag when the names seemingly didn’t match up. “No ma’am, this is a birthday gift for my kid, his name is not Happy Birthday”.
All things being fair, that whirlwind romance lasted longer than anyone actually expected. The only question left is who gets stuck with custody of Eric and Don Jr.
June 6, 2025 at 5:09 AM
All things being fair, that whirlwind romance lasted longer than anyone actually expected. The only question left is who gets stuck with custody of Eric and Don Jr.
Scrooge McDonalds telling people what they need while he shits on a golden toilet.
Trump: "A young lady -- 10 year old girl, 9 year old girl, 15 year old girl -- doesn't need 37 dolls. She could be very happy with 2 or 3 or 4 or 5."
May 5, 2025 at 6:12 AM
Scrooge McDonalds telling people what they need while he shits on a golden toilet.
Roasted 🔥
WYOMING:
“Thank you, Madam chairman.”
“I prefer ‘Mister’ chairman.”
“Well you all voted preferred pronouns cannot be compelled speech.”
“Thank you, Madam chairman.”
“I prefer ‘Mister’ chairman.”
“Well you all voted preferred pronouns cannot be compelled speech.”
February 22, 2025 at 5:58 AM
Roasted 🔥
Canada’s biggest win over Russia since 1972.
February 21, 2025 at 5:58 AM
Canada’s biggest win over Russia since 1972.
I say this torn, as a believer in heavily restricted & licenced firearm ownership, but I think those typically adverse to gun ownership should be considering their options while they still have them. You’re staring down the figurative barrel of what the 2nd Amendment intended. Nudge to Canadians too
February 10, 2025 at 7:54 AM
I say this torn, as a believer in heavily restricted & licenced firearm ownership, but I think those typically adverse to gun ownership should be considering their options while they still have them. You’re staring down the figurative barrel of what the 2nd Amendment intended. Nudge to Canadians too
I can only hope that Trump will not be invited to the G7 conference happening in Canada this year.
February 3, 2025 at 6:18 AM
I can only hope that Trump will not be invited to the G7 conference happening in Canada this year.
In a nail biting race to the bottom, Donald Trump is on track to be the worst president in American history, quickly closing the gap on the current title holder, Donald Trump.
January 24, 2025 at 8:12 AM
In a nail biting race to the bottom, Donald Trump is on track to be the worst president in American history, quickly closing the gap on the current title holder, Donald Trump.
I’m reminded of interviews with holocaust survivors who were asked why the Jews just didn’t pick up and leave when Hitler first came to power.
January 21, 2025 at 9:17 AM
I’m reminded of interviews with holocaust survivors who were asked why the Jews just didn’t pick up and leave when Hitler first came to power.
Elon might as well go all in at this point.
January 21, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Elon might as well go all in at this point.
The people who make washing machine timers must have the same concept of time as my kids. “1 minute”;
January 5, 2025 at 7:23 PM
The people who make washing machine timers must have the same concept of time as my kids. “1 minute”;
If Elon was any softer, the My Pillow Guy would sue him for copyright infringement.
December 4, 2024 at 4:08 AM
If Elon was any softer, the My Pillow Guy would sue him for copyright infringement.
Don’t engage the idiots. Just block and move on. That’s why Twitter became a cesspool. Engagement driven outlandish posts that got boosted by raging and shaming replies. They know it works. The stupider it is, the more engagement they get.
Ignore, block, they die off. Zero attention is key.
Ignore, block, they die off. Zero attention is key.
November 23, 2024 at 7:09 AM
Don’t engage the idiots. Just block and move on. That’s why Twitter became a cesspool. Engagement driven outlandish posts that got boosted by raging and shaming replies. They know it works. The stupider it is, the more engagement they get.
Ignore, block, they die off. Zero attention is key.
Ignore, block, they die off. Zero attention is key.
If they actually cared about protecting women and children from sexual violence, people committing rape (and invading teenage girls dressing rooms) wouldn’t be their presidential candidates and the Catholic Church would be in ashes.
"If a woman doesn't look woman enough to a Republican, they want to be able to inspect your genitals to use a bathroom? It's disgusting.
Everyone should reject it completely... they're endangering women, they're endangering girls of all kind, and everyone should reject it. It's gross." - AOC
Everyone should reject it completely... they're endangering women, they're endangering girls of all kind, and everyone should reject it. It's gross." - AOC
November 21, 2024 at 4:27 PM
If they actually cared about protecting women and children from sexual violence, people committing rape (and invading teenage girls dressing rooms) wouldn’t be their presidential candidates and the Catholic Church would be in ashes.
Yeah the foreseeable future looks dangerous and bleak. But I take comfort knowing that if I die, at least it won’t be in a Tesla.
November 18, 2024 at 7:21 AM
Yeah the foreseeable future looks dangerous and bleak. But I take comfort knowing that if I die, at least it won’t be in a Tesla.
Would have seen a better fight if I worked downtown tonight.
November 16, 2024 at 6:26 AM
Would have seen a better fight if I worked downtown tonight.
I don’t know a lot about the field of statistics but I feel like the next several years will be fucking dynamite for Statisticians. Also Denturists.
November 15, 2024 at 8:13 AM
I don’t know a lot about the field of statistics but I feel like the next several years will be fucking dynamite for Statisticians. Also Denturists.
Find someone that looks at you like you left and were never coming home again (after selfishly abandoning them for 6 whole minutes).
November 14, 2024 at 8:59 AM
Find someone that looks at you like you left and were never coming home again (after selfishly abandoning them for 6 whole minutes).
I worked a front desk briefly between assignments, during the start of & peak of the toilet paper hoarding craziness of COVID.
For those who don’t know, front desk is the plexiglass partitioned, talk through the hole in the glass, desk where people would come into a station and speak with a cop.
For those who don’t know, front desk is the plexiglass partitioned, talk through the hole in the glass, desk where people would come into a station and speak with a cop.
November 14, 2024 at 8:39 AM
I worked a front desk briefly between assignments, during the start of & peak of the toilet paper hoarding craziness of COVID.
For those who don’t know, front desk is the plexiglass partitioned, talk through the hole in the glass, desk where people would come into a station and speak with a cop.
For those who don’t know, front desk is the plexiglass partitioned, talk through the hole in the glass, desk where people would come into a station and speak with a cop.
45 - 47 written on the whiteboard of someone’s office door in my building.
Someone’s office, on a floor dedicated entirely to organized crime.
If it survives the weekend, I’ll be adding “explains why half of our files are shit”.
Someone’s office, on a floor dedicated entirely to organized crime.
If it survives the weekend, I’ll be adding “explains why half of our files are shit”.
November 8, 2024 at 6:25 AM
45 - 47 written on the whiteboard of someone’s office door in my building.
Someone’s office, on a floor dedicated entirely to organized crime.
If it survives the weekend, I’ll be adding “explains why half of our files are shit”.
Someone’s office, on a floor dedicated entirely to organized crime.
If it survives the weekend, I’ll be adding “explains why half of our files are shit”.
Little girl two houses down singing at the top of her lungs.
The boys in the yard tell her to be quiet.
“I’M A GIRL, I CAN DO WHAT I WANT!!”
Fuck yeah kid. You tell ‘em.
The boys in the yard tell her to be quiet.
“I’M A GIRL, I CAN DO WHAT I WANT!!”
Fuck yeah kid. You tell ‘em.
November 7, 2024 at 3:33 AM
Little girl two houses down singing at the top of her lungs.
The boys in the yard tell her to be quiet.
“I’M A GIRL, I CAN DO WHAT I WANT!!”
Fuck yeah kid. You tell ‘em.
The boys in the yard tell her to be quiet.
“I’M A GIRL, I CAN DO WHAT I WANT!!”
Fuck yeah kid. You tell ‘em.
America fell to Russia before Ukraine. Practically handed them the keys.
November 7, 2024 at 1:31 AM
America fell to Russia before Ukraine. Practically handed them the keys.