Went into the bush bordering a tennis court looking for an errant ball. I guess someone’s game wasn’t going well. Like playing a round after rage golfers, sometimes it pays off to play in the rough. (Gave it to a kid doing lessons who didn’t have his own racket. Thanks angry tennis guy)

The mail carrier who delivered the notice almost fell into the same trap. While well intentioned, I’ve had to make sure my parents don’t go off script and try to sneak in messages like it’s a 1990’s collect call.

I can only hope that Trump will not be invited to the G7 conference happening in Canada this year.

I’m reminded of interviews with holocaust survivors who were asked why the Jews just didn’t pick up and leave when Hitler first came to power.

Elon might as well go all in at this point.

New Tesla logo just dropped.

The people who make washing machine timers must have the same concept of time as my kids. “1 minute”;

If Elon was any softer, the My Pillow Guy would sue him for copyright infringement.

Find someone that looks at you like you left and were never coming home again (after selfishly abandoning them for 6 whole minutes).