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you thought this was a fucking rabbit?
if it had been a school shooting we wouldn’t even be talking about it anymore
December 13, 2024 at 8:51 PM
I love that you can tell when a show happened on Taylor swifts tour based on how much ass she was showing
December 11, 2024 at 4:22 AM
So a 26 year old yuppie with a back injury escaped the nypd and was only caught because of a tip…isn’t their budget like a billion dollars
December 10, 2024 at 11:44 PM
PSA if a man says physical touch is his love language he is definitely going to make you feel guilty for not having sex with him at some point
December 9, 2024 at 6:12 PM
Does anyone know how to experience ego death…..DM
December 9, 2024 at 4:47 PM
Batman ass plot twist
December 8, 2024 at 2:34 AM
that’s like half a surgery
December 8, 2024 at 2:33 AM
we should tell republicans that global warming causes autism
December 8, 2024 at 2:06 AM
I thought yall couldn’t afford eggs
December 3, 2024 at 1:53 AM
Stopped watching the news and started watching ghost adventures, what a game changer
December 1, 2024 at 9:59 PM
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Finally watched Arrival last night and I really think we should be allowed more big-budget films about linguistics.
December 1, 2024 at 11:44 AM
Yall acting like this is a mystery, he did it because he’s a man hope that helps.
December 1, 2024 at 8:11 PM
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I love scary movies but living in one for 4 years seems a little excessive.
December 1, 2024 at 6:11 PM
Guy friends are great because they don’t really seem like they care if you live or die
November 29, 2024 at 4:46 AM
November 29, 2024 at 3:03 AM
Every time I read a headline lately, I hear that hunger games canon go off
November 28, 2024 at 4:28 AM
Jim Bob Duggar nominated head of weapons manufacturing
November 28, 2024 at 4:27 AM
In terms of addiction, having no plans for 24 straight hours is like crack
November 28, 2024 at 4:26 AM
this made sense at the time
fighting the patriarchy by calling all boys dude
November 28, 2024 at 4:25 AM
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I’m out but not about
November 26, 2024 at 1:59 AM
me craving oven fumes is back
November 28, 2024 at 4:09 AM
Why would anyone ever want kids more than they want to sleep until 10 and drink coffee in complete silence?
November 28, 2024 at 4:08 AM
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calling in fat to work
November 27, 2024 at 4:02 AM
the worst person you know is being told by their therapist that they should be nicer to themselves OH BROTHERRRR
November 27, 2024 at 4:17 AM
oh you thought this was a rabbit? you thought this was a rabbit? that’s fucking funny bitch it’s fucking whinny the fucking poo…yeah…..yeah…….
November 27, 2024 at 3:42 AM