also shocked that NOBODY has mentioned scurvy yet!! I feel like every college campus had a legend about some guy who did this and then got actual scurvy

his poops must really be an Experience

Here's the thing that I hate honestly the most about anti-migrant politics: it is, to me, a direct attack on the holy principle of hospitality, of being a good host in your home, that has underpinned human societies since we learned how to build a house in the first place. Just a total moral crime.

we've reached our cruising altitude at 30,000 ft, and we'd like to remind our guests today that ah suffering is transient

Also, that made up quote is such a wildly odd thing to associate with a Spartan. The spartiates *famously* cared about their status and reputation. It was basically the only thing they cared about!

'O' Stranger, tell the Spartans that here we lie, obedient to their laws.'