This entire week is gonna have me like this

I love that seals can just

If we’re friends, I’ll let you feel the dent in my head.

rat

There is no one I beef with harder than the version of me from the supermarket earlier in the day that decided home me wouldn’t need a little snack later.

so I heard listing stuff related to your interests is appropriate here. let's try this

- manmade horrors beyond comprehension
- existential dread
- that feeling that something, not someone, is watching you
- apocalyptic visions
- that one cryptid that leaves in an old tree nearby
- cocoa

The secret to writing a convincing fairy tale is to begin every chapter with one huge ass letter