Jan
banner
bytemouse.dev
Jan
@bytemouse.dev
he/him | 24 | CS @ RWTH Aachen | Just trying to get better and then figure it all out
die amerikanische bandenkultur ist so dumm

ihr wollt mich umbringen, weil ich einen tanz gemacht habe, den ich nicht machen sollte? ich darf diese straße nicht entlanggehen, weil ich blau trage? Get a job
February 16, 2025 at 12:03 PM
How do I actually know how long each operation in assembly takes roughly? I have no idea but would like to know
https://godbolt.org/z/eK7cdjqhs
February 15, 2025 at 12:09 PM
Belated Valentine's Day post
February 15, 2025 at 11:09 AM
Few such cases
February 15, 2025 at 9:33 AM
Eine Menge Leute auf dieser Plattform die wollen das ich andere Menschen Dinge genießen lasse. Bitte versteht, dass ich niemanden etwas genießen lassen will und werde smh
February 14, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Ich und wer?
February 14, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Reposted by Jan
Meta literally created a LGBTQ exception for calling someone mentally ill as an insult. You can't do it for any other group except LGBTQ people.
January 8, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Reposted by Jan
Just three social media CEOs posting on their platform today.
January 7, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Reposted by Jan
If you're worried about the New Year, remember that this little Teddiursa believes in you! 🐻
December 31, 2024 at 6:15 AM
https://daringfireball.net/2024/12/openai_unimaginable

>OpenAI’s Board, Paraphrased: ‘To Succeed, All We Need Is Unimaginable Sums of Money’

Same tbh
December 30, 2024 at 10:06 AM
Reposted by Jan
if you really dedicate yourself to an instrument you can, over many years of rigorous practice, become so skilled that you can only produce music that is completely unlistenable
December 29, 2024 at 5:40 AM
www.ams.org/notices/2025...

I'd call this paper a "big deal" in that it is a normalization of, very fair summary of, and indication that there is a future for, LLMs in pure mathematics from one of its leading practitioners.
www.ams.org
December 28, 2024 at 12:58 PM
Incel lingo is legitimately hilarious

If you try to get girls by being funny and entertaining it's called jestermaxxing.
December 27, 2024 at 5:05 PM
LLM Progress hit a wall
December 27, 2024 at 2:05 PM
December 26, 2024 at 5:11 PM
At this time of year, it is important to remember what we have and be grateful
December 25, 2024 at 5:05 PM
Literally me
December 25, 2024 at 9:53 AM
I went to Luschendorf and everybody knew you
December 25, 2024 at 12:11 AM
Reposted by Jan
for the past month i’ve been desensitizing myself to notifications by having my phone send me random pushes

it hasn’t worked at all, but I do check my phone more and feel insane all the time
December 24, 2024 at 9:54 PM
I took a tinder date on a walk through the park. I was explaining to her the fact that pigeon reaction times were so good that it was impossible for a human to touch them. She said she didn’t think that was true, so I decided to prove it by trying to kick one.
December 24, 2024 at 9:49 AM
@ this person
December 24, 2024 at 9:33 AM
My friend said they went to a Zizek talk and eventually the moderator interrupted him saying "I think it's time for questions" and Zizek was like "Ok. I will ask the first one. Professor Zizek what would you say if you had more time?l and then he proceeded to continue the talk as if nothing happened
December 24, 2024 at 9:32 AM
Gute Fragen 🤔
December 23, 2024 at 4:51 PM
Reposted by Jan
*Finishes extended conversation with 14 y/o*

14 y/o: *To friend on the phone* Oh my god my dad just told me he was into Hosier we are so locked in.
December 23, 2024 at 5:10 AM
Reposted by Jan
US health insurers limit coverage of prosthetic limbs, with some patients facing repossessions www.cbsnews.com/news/health-...

Get weekly updates: CanadaHealthwatch.ca/newsletter 🍁
December 21, 2024 at 4:03 PM