Any tech experts here? My laptop stops working when I pour soup all over it. Slamming it repeatedly in the fridge door doesn't help. Software issue?

Microwave instructions should just be: Cook until you hear screaming or an explosion.

"SAID WE’D SMASH IT,IT’S IN A MILLION PIECES.THANK YOU TO EVERYONE THAT CAME AND HAD THE EXPERIENCE WITH US. x"
James Mudriczki

its very quiet here.