Darren Williams
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“There’ll be no SLLLLLOT then, I’ll tell the children”
October 22, 2025 at 8:44 PM
“There’ll be no SLLLLLOT then, I’ll tell the children”
28 hours later and still no gantry footage of Neville celebrating the winning goal? Funny that…
October 20, 2025 at 10:13 PM
28 hours later and still no gantry footage of Neville celebrating the winning goal? Funny that…
Not looking forward to losing Mbeumo, Mazraoui and Amad at the end of December - some tricky games in there
October 20, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Not looking forward to losing Mbeumo, Mazraoui and Amad at the end of December - some tricky games in there
Called it a month ago. This has been brewing.
October 19, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Called it a month ago. This has been brewing.
Also, while I’m at it, I’m surprised Premier League teams haven’t started to bring F1 style paddock buildings with them to away games so they don’t get cramped unusable dressing rooms like Grimsby the other week. Admittedly harder in tight areas like London but could be a home from home for players
September 9, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Also, while I’m at it, I’m surprised Premier League teams haven’t started to bring F1 style paddock buildings with them to away games so they don’t get cramped unusable dressing rooms like Grimsby the other week. Admittedly harder in tight areas like London but could be a home from home for players
I’m astounded United (and other clubs) don’t have different kits for the women’s teams like England do. Not only would it bring in extra revenue with a different style, it would appeal to young girls like my 5yo daughter without being some weird crop top like this
September 9, 2025 at 6:29 PM
I’m astounded United (and other clubs) don’t have different kits for the women’s teams like England do. Not only would it bring in extra revenue with a different style, it would appeal to young girls like my 5yo daughter without being some weird crop top like this
I’m not saying I’m old but the past few mornings I’ve woke up in the recovery position
September 2, 2025 at 12:26 PM
I’m not saying I’m old but the past few mornings I’ve woke up in the recovery position
It’s impossible not to be happy for him isn’t it? Deal works for everyone, best of luck to him!
July 23, 2025 at 5:30 PM
It’s impossible not to be happy for him isn’t it? Deal works for everyone, best of luck to him!
1 more sleep till Oasis 👀
July 18, 2025 at 8:14 AM
1 more sleep till Oasis 👀
And they played him every week knowing these allegations were against him
July 4, 2025 at 1:56 PM
And they played him every week knowing these allegations were against him
Just read the small print and apparently winning the Defining Education Challenge Cup automatically qualifies us for next seasons Champions League 🙌
May 30, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Just read the small print and apparently winning the Defining Education Challenge Cup automatically qualifies us for next seasons Champions League 🙌
“But it was a post-season friendly against Hong Kong!!”
“Yeah, and Chido beat their brains out”
“Yeah, and Chido beat their brains out”
May 30, 2025 at 1:58 PM
“But it was a post-season friendly against Hong Kong!!”
“Yeah, and Chido beat their brains out”
“Yeah, and Chido beat their brains out”
Going to go with Joe Hart’s mentality today and hope we can still win the title against Villa
May 25, 2025 at 8:45 AM
Going to go with Joe Hart’s mentality today and hope we can still win the title against Villa
If anyone was struggling to get a hotel for the Heaton Park Oasis gigs on the 19th July, Premier Inn just cut their overpriced rooms a bit from £343 in December to £166 👀 People obviously weren’t falling for it
May 24, 2025 at 10:27 AM
If anyone was struggling to get a hotel for the Heaton Park Oasis gigs on the 19th July, Premier Inn just cut their overpriced rooms a bit from £343 in December to £166 👀 People obviously weren’t falling for it
Still unsure why they didn’t put a label on that last silhouette in the sports hall? 🤔
May 23, 2025 at 10:16 AM
Still unsure why they didn’t put a label on that last silhouette in the sports hall? 🤔
What’s done is done. Trim the deadwood (with no European football a load aren’t needed now), back the manager, pray to God.
May 22, 2025 at 7:36 AM
What’s done is done. Trim the deadwood (with no European football a load aren’t needed now), back the manager, pray to God.
Now bring on the point deductions
May 17, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Now bring on the point deductions
Love a Champions League semi final at the Emirates… when was the last one again?
April 29, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Love a Champions League semi final at the Emirates… when was the last one again?