Darren Williams
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When the trucks drive into the upside down… why don’t they flip over the way everyone else did in season 4?
November 27, 2025 at 9:47 PM
When the trucks drive into the upside down… why don’t they flip over the way everyone else did in season 4?
There’s no world where Ginge doesn’t win this
November 16, 2025 at 10:08 PM
There’s no world where Ginge doesn’t win this
Me "What's the difference between a seat and a chair?"
ChatGPT "That's an excellent question – and definitely the right question to ask when you're considering where to rest. Let me break this down…"
ChatGPT "That's an excellent question – and definitely the right question to ask when you're considering where to rest. Let me break this down…"
October 28, 2025 at 9:04 AM
Me "What's the difference between a seat and a chair?"
ChatGPT "That's an excellent question – and definitely the right question to ask when you're considering where to rest. Let me break this down…"
ChatGPT "That's an excellent question – and definitely the right question to ask when you're considering where to rest. Let me break this down…"
Had we beat Arsenal on the opening day (which we fully deserved to) we’d be top right now
October 25, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Had we beat Arsenal on the opening day (which we fully deserved to) we’d be top right now
“There’ll be no SLLLLLOT then, I’ll tell the children”
October 22, 2025 at 8:44 PM
“There’ll be no SLLLLLOT then, I’ll tell the children”
As big as the last win was, I personally think Brighton will be a tougher game right now. We’ve lost 6 of the last 7 times we’ve played them, and they’ve beat City, Chelsea and Newcastle already this season (and nearly Spurs if not for that late OG). I hope the players are all as equally focused 🙏
October 21, 2025 at 12:40 PM
As big as the last win was, I personally think Brighton will be a tougher game right now. We’ve lost 6 of the last 7 times we’ve played them, and they’ve beat City, Chelsea and Newcastle already this season (and nearly Spurs if not for that late OG). I hope the players are all as equally focused 🙏
28 hours later and still no gantry footage of Neville celebrating the winning goal? Funny that…
October 20, 2025 at 10:13 PM
28 hours later and still no gantry footage of Neville celebrating the winning goal? Funny that…
Not looking forward to losing Mbeumo, Mazraoui and Amad at the end of December - some tricky games in there
October 20, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Not looking forward to losing Mbeumo, Mazraoui and Amad at the end of December - some tricky games in there
Senne Lammens could save a PDF on a calculator
October 20, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Senne Lammens could save a PDF on a calculator
Called it a month ago. This has been brewing.
October 19, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Called it a month ago. This has been brewing.
Do you think The FA will ever admit that the Club Wembley section around the dugout is the worst idea they’ve ever had. No amount of profit can cover for how embarrassing it looks every time a non-elite game is played there
October 9, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Do you think The FA will ever admit that the Club Wembley section around the dugout is the worst idea they’ve ever had. No amount of profit can cover for how embarrassing it looks every time a non-elite game is played there
Also, while I’m at it, I’m surprised Premier League teams haven’t started to bring F1 style paddock buildings with them to away games so they don’t get cramped unusable dressing rooms like Grimsby the other week. Admittedly harder in tight areas like London but could be a home from home for players
September 9, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Also, while I’m at it, I’m surprised Premier League teams haven’t started to bring F1 style paddock buildings with them to away games so they don’t get cramped unusable dressing rooms like Grimsby the other week. Admittedly harder in tight areas like London but could be a home from home for players
I’m astounded United (and other clubs) don’t have different kits for the women’s teams like England do. Not only would it bring in extra revenue with a different style, it would appeal to young girls like my 5yo daughter without being some weird crop top like this
September 9, 2025 at 6:29 PM
I’m astounded United (and other clubs) don’t have different kits for the women’s teams like England do. Not only would it bring in extra revenue with a different style, it would appeal to young girls like my 5yo daughter without being some weird crop top like this
Even the medal turned down Newcastle, what a summer news.sky.com/story/great-...
Great North Run organisers apologise after glaring error on 2025 medals
"For the 60,000 who ran yesterday, you've got the most unique t-shirt & medal in Great North Run history," they said.
news.sky.com
September 8, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Even the medal turned down Newcastle, what a summer news.sky.com/story/great-...
I’m not saying I’m old but the past few mornings I’ve woke up in the recovery position
September 2, 2025 at 12:26 PM
I’m not saying I’m old but the past few mornings I’ve woke up in the recovery position
So after 3 games United are above City, Newcastle, Forest, Villa, Brighton…
Are SkySportsNews going to have this on rolling updates for the next few days? Will Guardiola, Howe, Emery all quit? 🍿
Are SkySportsNews going to have this on rolling updates for the next few days? Will Guardiola, Howe, Emery all quit? 🍿
August 31, 2025 at 5:11 PM
So after 3 games United are above City, Newcastle, Forest, Villa, Brighton…
Are SkySportsNews going to have this on rolling updates for the next few days? Will Guardiola, Howe, Emery all quit? 🍿
Are SkySportsNews going to have this on rolling updates for the next few days? Will Guardiola, Howe, Emery all quit? 🍿
How did I go from birth to 32 years old seeing only 2 United mangers to being 44 years old and seeing an extra 10 added to the list 🫠
August 28, 2025 at 1:45 PM
How did I go from birth to 32 years old seeing only 2 United mangers to being 44 years old and seeing an extra 10 added to the list 🫠
I’m not over-exaggerating to say today is a pivotal day for United. Not the result last night, that’s almost the least of our worries, but the interviews by Amorim post-match are eluding to a huge problem coming down the road that this “sporting leadership” need to address asap
August 28, 2025 at 8:18 AM
I’m not over-exaggerating to say today is a pivotal day for United. Not the result last night, that’s almost the least of our worries, but the interviews by Amorim post-match are eluding to a huge problem coming down the road that this “sporting leadership” need to address asap
While Carrington obviously has incredible facilities (and privacy) it’s worth remembering the reason the started getting to Old Trafford early was the traffic situation — I hope GMP are escorting them through it all or we’ll be back in the same problem again www.manutd.com/en/news/deta...
Ruben confirms a new pre-match routine
In our interview, Amorim explains how the new Carrington facilities will improve the players' preparations.
www.manutd.com
August 16, 2025 at 7:42 AM
While Carrington obviously has incredible facilities (and privacy) it’s worth remembering the reason the started getting to Old Trafford early was the traffic situation — I hope GMP are escorting them through it all or we’ll be back in the same problem again www.manutd.com/en/news/deta...
Totally forgot about this banger from the 90s youtu.be/aVGzXn9MX5Y?...
Rude dog and the dweebs intro
YouTube video by thebillstar
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August 15, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Totally forgot about this banger from the 90s youtu.be/aVGzXn9MX5Y?...
Garçons, c’est Spurs.
August 13, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Garçons, c’est Spurs.
It’s impossible not to be happy for him isn’t it? Deal works for everyone, best of luck to him!
July 23, 2025 at 5:30 PM
It’s impossible not to be happy for him isn’t it? Deal works for everyone, best of luck to him!
