Darren Williams
@bydarren.com
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Like a new signing ✍️
January 27, 2026 at 3:12 PM
Like a new signing ✍️
Carrick has managed 5 United games and beat Pep Guardiola, Unai Emery, Mikel Arteta (twice) and drawn with Tuchel.
United DNA.
United DNA.
January 25, 2026 at 10:12 PM
Carrick has managed 5 United games and beat Pep Guardiola, Unai Emery, Mikel Arteta (twice) and drawn with Tuchel.
United DNA.
United DNA.
What in the lightbulb in a bag was Arteta doing to Madueke’s arm?! 🤣
January 25, 2026 at 9:10 PM
What in the lightbulb in a bag was Arteta doing to Madueke’s arm?! 🤣
We couldn’t have made it any easier for Arsenal today, Martinez even tried to put Gyokeres’ little mask on him at one point
January 25, 2026 at 9:05 PM
We couldn’t have made it any easier for Arsenal today, Martinez even tried to put Gyokeres’ little mask on him at one point
United are the only team in the league not to lose in their last 5 games 👀
January 25, 2026 at 7:20 PM
United are the only team in the league not to lose in their last 5 games 👀
"In English, 'Man United', if you split the two words is 'man' and 'United ', so 'you're 'uniting men'
January 17, 2026 at 5:49 PM
"In English, 'Man United', if you split the two words is 'man' and 'United ', so 'you're 'uniting men'
[insert joke about ultimately failing to deliver here]
January 14, 2026 at 4:52 PM
[insert joke about ultimately failing to deliver here]
Let Fletcher have it until after the City and Arsenal games, give the Interim who comes after a chance at least
January 11, 2026 at 7:01 PM
Let Fletcher have it until after the City and Arsenal games, give the Interim who comes after a chance at least
Call me superstitious, but for the love of god will someone please swap the dugouts back around
January 11, 2026 at 6:08 PM
Call me superstitious, but for the love of god will someone please swap the dugouts back around
Proud of myself for making it to day 9 of dry January, but…
January 9, 2026 at 11:37 PM
Proud of myself for making it to day 9 of dry January, but…
“Sir, Ole is back for a second stint”
January 6, 2026 at 10:16 PM
“Sir, Ole is back for a second stint”
I totally forgot about the crest that was on the east stand for a short while after it was rebuilt, saw this video pop up and unlocked a memory I completely forgot about
January 5, 2026 at 11:54 PM
I totally forgot about the crest that was on the east stand for a short while after it was rebuilt, saw this video pop up and unlocked a memory I completely forgot about
Remember when United won 3 games in a row (including Liverpool) back in October and Wilcox did an exclusive interview talking about strategic plans and goals. Things go off track again and he doesn’t say a word. Expect more from him and Berrada in the coming days youtu.be/9tl-Qv96DAo?...
Jason Wilcox EXCLUSIVE Interview 🗣️
YouTube video by Manchester United
youtu.be
January 5, 2026 at 1:38 PM
Remember when United won 3 games in a row (including Liverpool) back in October and Wilcox did an exclusive interview talking about strategic plans and goals. Things go off track again and he doesn’t say a word. Expect more from him and Berrada in the coming days youtu.be/9tl-Qv96DAo?...
Struggling to keep up
January 5, 2026 at 1:04 PM
Struggling to keep up
Big fan of Stranger Things commitment to the 80s by casting a young Lee Mavers as one of the 12 kids
January 3, 2026 at 12:38 PM
Big fan of Stranger Things commitment to the 80s by casting a young Lee Mavers as one of the 12 kids
This photo sums up my 2025. Down on the front row of Oasis, 19th July at Heaton Park. Two days later I read the Eulogy at my Dad’s funeral, after 9 months fighting cancer. Richard Ashcroft sang the Drugs Don’t Work and it all finally came to a head for me. Surely next year will be better 🙏
December 31, 2025 at 11:09 AM
This photo sums up my 2025. Down on the front row of Oasis, 19th July at Heaton Park. Two days later I read the Eulogy at my Dad’s funeral, after 9 months fighting cancer. Richard Ashcroft sang the Drugs Don’t Work and it all finally came to a head for me. Surely next year will be better 🙏
Has Amorim got a “if you’re booked, you’re hooked” policy going on this season? I’ve noticed players looking at the bench when they get one. We’ve had 25 yellows this season and 15 of them were subbed after, 4 were booked after being subbed on and the other 6 had no other option on the bench 🤔
December 24, 2025 at 9:54 AM
Has Amorim got a “if you’re booked, you’re hooked” policy going on this season? I’ve noticed players looking at the bench when they get one. We’ve had 25 yellows this season and 15 of them were subbed after, 4 were booked after being subbed on and the other 6 had no other option on the bench 🤔
I cannot believe the FBI did a worse job of redacting the Epstein files than Rebekah Vardy did in the Wagatha Christie case 🤣🤣🤣
December 23, 2025 at 7:43 PM
I cannot believe the FBI did a worse job of redacting the Epstein files than Rebekah Vardy did in the Wagatha Christie case 🤣🤣🤣
When the trucks drive into the upside down… why don’t they flip over the way everyone else did in season 4?
November 27, 2025 at 9:47 PM
When the trucks drive into the upside down… why don’t they flip over the way everyone else did in season 4?
There’s no world where Ginge doesn’t win this
November 16, 2025 at 10:08 PM
There’s no world where Ginge doesn’t win this
Me "What's the difference between a seat and a chair?"
ChatGPT "That's an excellent question – and definitely the right question to ask when you're considering where to rest. Let me break this down…"
ChatGPT "That's an excellent question – and definitely the right question to ask when you're considering where to rest. Let me break this down…"
October 28, 2025 at 9:04 AM
Me "What's the difference between a seat and a chair?"
ChatGPT "That's an excellent question – and definitely the right question to ask when you're considering where to rest. Let me break this down…"
ChatGPT "That's an excellent question – and definitely the right question to ask when you're considering where to rest. Let me break this down…"