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Louisville, Kentucky. Yup Kentucky.
Louisville, Kentucky. Yup Kentucky.
Not great for my WC, but maybe with Andersen first on bench I don't mind so much if he misses this week?
Hot off a local FB group. Cunha unable to switch Altrincham's Christmas lights on tonight due to an injury sustained in training. Bet he's recovered by Monday evening though #FPL
November 22, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Not great for my WC, but maybe with Andersen first on bench I don't mind so much if he misses this week?
What’s proper etiquette on how long I wait to hit my buddy back with a screenshot of his “Muñoz over VVD?! That’s a mistake” text after he saw my wildcard this morning?
#askingforafriend #forrealthistime
#askingforafriend #forrealthistime
November 22, 2025 at 5:01 PM
What’s proper etiquette on how long I wait to hit my buddy back with a screenshot of his “Muñoz over VVD?! That’s a mistake” text after he saw my wildcard this morning?
#askingforafriend #forrealthistime
#askingforafriend #forrealthistime
After that glorious Semenyo news, the theme song for my Buttercup WC has quickly been established.
🎶 Why do you build me up (FPL)/Buttercup, baby/just to let me down (FPL)🎶
🎶 Why do you build me up (FPL)/Buttercup, baby/just to let me down (FPL)🎶
a man in a car says " build me up buttercup don t break my heart "
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November 22, 2025 at 3:47 PM
After that glorious Semenyo news, the theme song for my Buttercup WC has quickly been established.
🎶 Why do you build me up (FPL)/Buttercup, baby/just to let me down (FPL)🎶
🎶 Why do you build me up (FPL)/Buttercup, baby/just to let me down (FPL)🎶
How’s my new wildcard GK Petrovic doing so far?
November 22, 2025 at 3:15 PM
How’s my new wildcard GK Petrovic doing so far?
I wish I hadn’t felt the need to hedge. Could have put Kroupi first on bench.
But no Semenyo has me feeling hashtag blessed so far.
#nojinx
But no Semenyo has me feeling hashtag blessed so far.
#nojinx
November 22, 2025 at 2:21 PM
I wish I hadn’t felt the need to hedge. Could have put Kroupi first on bench.
But no Semenyo has me feeling hashtag blessed so far.
#nojinx
But no Semenyo has me feeling hashtag blessed so far.
#nojinx
Okay, this Semenyo situation is just super annoying on WC.
If I swap him out for Cunha and he ends up starting he could be the main reason this chip does what my FH did: lose points.
Obvs WC is about more than just points the 1st week but fuck all that.
#cranky
If I swap him out for Cunha and he ends up starting he could be the main reason this chip does what my FH did: lose points.
Obvs WC is about more than just points the 1st week but fuck all that.
#cranky
November 22, 2025 at 10:32 AM
Okay, this Semenyo situation is just super annoying on WC.
If I swap him out for Cunha and he ends up starting he could be the main reason this chip does what my FH did: lose points.
Obvs WC is about more than just points the 1st week but fuck all that.
#cranky
If I swap him out for Cunha and he ends up starting he could be the main reason this chip does what my FH did: lose points.
Obvs WC is about more than just points the 1st week but fuck all that.
#cranky
Feel like I was ripped by this last minute WC. It’s only mediocre AND I usually at least get a whole week of playing around with it.
Was just going ahead w Semenyo to Cunha but decided I’ll wait for any morning news.
And I thought 6am deadlines back home were rough.
4am here in NM is bs.
Was just going ahead w Semenyo to Cunha but decided I’ll wait for any morning news.
And I thought 6am deadlines back home were rough.
4am here in NM is bs.
November 21, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Feel like I was ripped by this last minute WC. It’s only mediocre AND I usually at least get a whole week of playing around with it.
Was just going ahead w Semenyo to Cunha but decided I’ll wait for any morning news.
And I thought 6am deadlines back home were rough.
4am here in NM is bs.
Was just going ahead w Semenyo to Cunha but decided I’ll wait for any morning news.
And I thought 6am deadlines back home were rough.
4am here in NM is bs.
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FPL Wordle #12
5 letter word with a connection to FPL (e.g. FPL term, team, player or manager name).
Last one for now. Will look to bring it back for Christmas, NYT willing.
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5 letter word with a connection to FPL (e.g. FPL term, team, player or manager name).
Last one for now. Will look to bring it back for Christmas, NYT willing.
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November 21, 2025 at 10:20 PM
FPL Wordle #12
5 letter word with a connection to FPL (e.g. FPL term, team, player or manager name).
Last one for now. Will look to bring it back for Christmas, NYT willing.
www.nytimes.com/games/create...
5 letter word with a connection to FPL (e.g. FPL term, team, player or manager name).
Last one for now. Will look to bring it back for Christmas, NYT willing.
www.nytimes.com/games/create...
Woke up wanting to pull the WC trigger despite it not seeming ideal.
Kluivert injury has me 2nd guessing using Semenyo to bring Bruno back in.
Why aren't more ppl interested in Amad?
Am I just begging to bring all the pain by punting on Alisson?
Kluivert injury has me 2nd guessing using Semenyo to bring Bruno back in.
Why aren't more ppl interested in Amad?
Am I just begging to bring all the pain by punting on Alisson?
November 21, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Woke up wanting to pull the WC trigger despite it not seeming ideal.
Kluivert injury has me 2nd guessing using Semenyo to bring Bruno back in.
Why aren't more ppl interested in Amad?
Am I just begging to bring all the pain by punting on Alisson?
Kluivert injury has me 2nd guessing using Semenyo to bring Bruno back in.
Why aren't more ppl interested in Amad?
Am I just begging to bring all the pain by punting on Alisson?
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FPL Wordle #11
5 letter word with a connection to FPL (e.g. FPL term, team, player or manager name).
www.nytimes.com/games/create...
5 letter word with a connection to FPL (e.g. FPL term, team, player or manager name).
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Choose a word for friends to guess, then share your own puzzle.
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November 20, 2025 at 11:09 PM
FPL Wordle #11
5 letter word with a connection to FPL (e.g. FPL term, team, player or manager name).
www.nytimes.com/games/create...
5 letter word with a connection to FPL (e.g. FPL term, team, player or manager name).
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It was good to see the drought end for Semenyo. His finishing has dramatically improved this year.
Looking at his recent proposal, he banged it home from an xE (Engagements) of only 0.27.
Is he overperforming? Only time will tell.
Looking at his recent proposal, he banged it home from an xE (Engagements) of only 0.27.
Is he overperforming? Only time will tell.
November 20, 2025 at 12:51 PM
It was good to see the drought end for Semenyo. His finishing has dramatically improved this year.
Looking at his recent proposal, he banged it home from an xE (Engagements) of only 0.27.
Is he overperforming? Only time will tell.
Looking at his recent proposal, he banged it home from an xE (Engagements) of only 0.27.
Is he overperforming? Only time will tell.
I’m better at this than actual FPL
FPL Wordle #10
5 letter word with a connection to FPL (e.g. FPL term, team, player or manager name).
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5 letter word with a connection to FPL (e.g. FPL term, team, player or manager name).
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November 20, 2025 at 2:47 AM
I’m better at this than actual FPL
I need a lot of help this week (what's new?). Can't afford a trip to Delphi to pick the oracle's brain, so Tom and Sam are going to have to do.
#checkitout
#checkitout
🚨 live WGTA tonight!
come join @fplpricey.bsky.social & I to preview #FPL gw12 - lots on the agenda including IB roundup, players for the upcoming period incl. Doku, VVD, Saka, Szlobo, Thiago, and more 😎
Live at ~20:45 on YouTube, see you there bluesky 🟣
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come join @fplpricey.bsky.social & I to preview #FPL gw12 - lots on the agenda including IB roundup, players for the upcoming period incl. Doku, VVD, Saka, Szlobo, Thiago, and more 😎
Live at ~20:45 on YouTube, see you there bluesky 🟣
www.youtube.com/watch?v=O6qQ...
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November 18, 2025 at 1:17 PM
I need a lot of help this week (what's new?). Can't afford a trip to Delphi to pick the oracle's brain, so Tom and Sam are going to have to do.
#checkitout
#checkitout
Big game for the Gooners this Saturday!
Emotions run hot in a derby and you can't underestimate this opp: cagey, tenacious, willing to do w/e it takes, surprisingly high level of fitness.
And it looks like we'll be w/o Gabby. At least we're at home.
Arsenal v Michael Oliver
Who y'all got?
Emotions run hot in a derby and you can't underestimate this opp: cagey, tenacious, willing to do w/e it takes, surprisingly high level of fitness.
And it looks like we'll be w/o Gabby. At least we're at home.
Arsenal v Michael Oliver
Who y'all got?
November 18, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Big game for the Gooners this Saturday!
Emotions run hot in a derby and you can't underestimate this opp: cagey, tenacious, willing to do w/e it takes, surprisingly high level of fitness.
And it looks like we'll be w/o Gabby. At least we're at home.
Arsenal v Michael Oliver
Who y'all got?
Emotions run hot in a derby and you can't underestimate this opp: cagey, tenacious, willing to do w/e it takes, surprisingly high level of fitness.
And it looks like we'll be w/o Gabby. At least we're at home.
Arsenal v Michael Oliver
Who y'all got?
Words. Word.
FPL Wordle #8
5 letter word with a connection to FPL (e.g. FPL term, team, player or manager name).
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5 letter word with a connection to FPL (e.g. FPL term, team, player or manager name).
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November 17, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Words. Word.
First the Fat Boys break up and now this…
🚨 Gabriel has hobbled off for Brazil 😅
Not great given a congested #fpl schedule to come, and Arteta being as bad as - if not worse than - Howe when it comes to truthfulness in press conferences.
See what develops ig. Given it's Spurs next he only misses it if it's a proper injury you'd think (?)
Not great given a congested #fpl schedule to come, and Arteta being as bad as - if not worse than - Howe when it comes to truthfulness in press conferences.
See what develops ig. Given it's Spurs next he only misses it if it's a proper injury you'd think (?)
November 15, 2025 at 11:26 PM
First the Fat Boys break up and now this…
If Estève's price goes down in 16 minutes, I'm gonna post all the cuss words I know in 17 minutes.
November 12, 2025 at 1:15 AM
If Estève's price goes down in 16 minutes, I'm gonna post all the cuss words I know in 17 minutes.
I saved my WC this long assuming Salah and at least one other Liverpool asset would feel "necessary".
Now I imagine this is how I'd feel in my last year of med school realizing that I just want to be a poet.
Nothing but regret, confusion, and loans to be repaid with no prospects for cash flow.
Now I imagine this is how I'd feel in my last year of med school realizing that I just want to be a poet.
Nothing but regret, confusion, and loans to be repaid with no prospects for cash flow.
Have looked at Salah for the upcoming good fixtures for Liverpool (only one I’m interested in) but it just doesn’t work with Haaland. Not overly worried about it but still there is fear
a man in a white shirt and tie with the word shudder written on his shirt
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November 11, 2025 at 3:18 PM
I saved my WC this long assuming Salah and at least one other Liverpool asset would feel "necessary".
Now I imagine this is how I'd feel in my last year of med school realizing that I just want to be a poet.
Nothing but regret, confusion, and loans to be repaid with no prospects for cash flow.
Now I imagine this is how I'd feel in my last year of med school realizing that I just want to be a poet.
Nothing but regret, confusion, and loans to be repaid with no prospects for cash flow.
I might have exact funds to do Reijnders and Evanilson to Doku and Thiago.
Knee Jerkin' FC
Knee Jerkin' FC
November 9, 2025 at 5:59 PM
I might have exact funds to do Reijnders and Evanilson to Doku and Thiago.
Knee Jerkin' FC
Knee Jerkin' FC
Mateta, Sarr, Semenyo, Senesi, and Pope all playing today and I think the best thing that's happened for me is Pope getting hooked early to avoid losing another point when he invariably concedes that pen?
Sarr gets unlimited chances and Semenyo takes a pen. Nah, those aren't results.
Sarr gets unlimited chances and Semenyo takes a pen. Nah, those aren't results.
a man in a leather jacket and tie is saying cool cool cool cool cool cool cool
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November 9, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Mateta, Sarr, Semenyo, Senesi, and Pope all playing today and I think the best thing that's happened for me is Pope getting hooked early to avoid losing another point when he invariably concedes that pen?
Sarr gets unlimited chances and Semenyo takes a pen. Nah, those aren't results.
Sarr gets unlimited chances and Semenyo takes a pen. Nah, those aren't results.
I'm vs #1 in my HU league today and he used BB.
He's got 31 w/ 7 to play. I'm on 20 w/6. But he capped Bowen and I'm on Haaland.
I did the math (I didn't) and if 🤖 gets 4 goals, Pope/Senesi clean, and Sarr braces I'll pull the upset.
I think pizza piss is the phrase y'all use?
#pieceiknow #fpl
He's got 31 w/ 7 to play. I'm on 20 w/6. But he capped Bowen and I'm on Haaland.
I did the math (I didn't) and if 🤖 gets 4 goals, Pope/Senesi clean, and Sarr braces I'll pull the upset.
I think pizza piss is the phrase y'all use?
#pieceiknow #fpl
November 9, 2025 at 1:56 PM
I'm vs #1 in my HU league today and he used BB.
He's got 31 w/ 7 to play. I'm on 20 w/6. But he capped Bowen and I'm on Haaland.
I did the math (I didn't) and if 🤖 gets 4 goals, Pope/Senesi clean, and Sarr braces I'll pull the upset.
I think pizza piss is the phrase y'all use?
#pieceiknow #fpl
He's got 31 w/ 7 to play. I'm on 20 w/6. But he capped Bowen and I'm on Haaland.
I did the math (I didn't) and if 🤖 gets 4 goals, Pope/Senesi clean, and Sarr braces I'll pull the upset.
I think pizza piss is the phrase y'all use?
#pieceiknow #fpl
Brutal for us to get a draw but hats off to Sunderland. They've got a lot of talent and fight hard. I don't envy anyone having to go into their house.
Now we shake this off and get back to what we do.
Now we shake this off and get back to what we do.
November 8, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Brutal for us to get a draw but hats off to Sunderland. They've got a lot of talent and fight hard. I don't envy anyone having to go into their house.
Now we shake this off and get back to what we do.
Now we shake this off and get back to what we do.
Trossard BANG!
November 8, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Trossard BANG!
Pleeeeease at least toss me a bone and let Andersen get DC
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November 8, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Pleeeeease at least toss me a bone and let Andersen get DC