bwsplitta
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FPL
Louisville, Kentucky. Yup Kentucky.
Louisville, Kentucky. Yup Kentucky.
You ever get on the scale for the 1st time in a while and, upon seeing the audacious number, reflexively experience so much rage at all the people who left unsolicited sweets at your house this week?
This reaction is proof that humans are just doomed pieces of shit.
#irrational #onlyonepersontoblame
This reaction is proof that humans are just doomed pieces of shit.
#irrational #onlyonepersontoblame
January 27, 2026 at 7:03 PM
You ever get on the scale for the 1st time in a while and, upon seeing the audacious number, reflexively experience so much rage at all the people who left unsolicited sweets at your house this week?
This reaction is proof that humans are just doomed pieces of shit.
#irrational #onlyonepersontoblame
This reaction is proof that humans are just doomed pieces of shit.
#irrational #onlyonepersontoblame
Looks like all these early transfer rats are fuckin' my shit up.
I did Foden -> Mbeumo on Saturday.
But that's totally different.
I did Foden -> Mbeumo on Saturday.
But that's totally different.
January 27, 2026 at 2:34 AM
Looks like all these early transfer rats are fuckin' my shit up.
I did Foden -> Mbeumo on Saturday.
But that's totally different.
I did Foden -> Mbeumo on Saturday.
But that's totally different.
Got super lucky by the lack of results for EVE and LEE threats today. Somehow ended on a two point green arrow and won my HU match by one point.
Then they took Hall's DC away.
Word.
I lose.
#gg
Then they took Hall's DC away.
Word.
I lose.
#gg
January 27, 2026 at 12:19 AM
Got super lucky by the lack of results for EVE and LEE threats today. Somehow ended on a two point green arrow and won my HU match by one point.
Then they took Hall's DC away.
Word.
I lose.
#gg
Then they took Hall's DC away.
Word.
I lose.
#gg
I'm actually relieved to not have any Everton or Leeds players today. Sure, it means I can't get any points so essentially guaranteed to lose this tiny green I was holding onto. But it also means nothing can disappoint me today. And that shit's priceless.
#fpl
#fpl
January 26, 2026 at 8:31 PM
I'm actually relieved to not have any Everton or Leeds players today. Sure, it means I can't get any points so essentially guaranteed to lose this tiny green I was holding onto. But it also means nothing can disappoint me today. And that shit's priceless.
#fpl
#fpl
Important #fpl questions that need answering before GW24.
This one is for all you Brits.
Say the word "can" for me real quick.
Now please say the word "can't".
What's up with that?
This one is for all you Brits.
Say the word "can" for me real quick.
Now please say the word "can't".
What's up with that?
January 26, 2026 at 1:39 PM
Important #fpl questions that need answering before GW24.
This one is for all you Brits.
Say the word "can" for me real quick.
Now please say the word "can't".
What's up with that?
This one is for all you Brits.
Say the word "can" for me real quick.
Now please say the word "can't".
What's up with that?
Well this sucks. But the good news is at least I'm waking up to news that's consistent with how yesterday went.
Consistency is supposed to be good for mental health, right? Or something like that. 😄
Consistency is supposed to be good for mental health, right? Or something like that. 😄
LEWIS HALL IS GONNA LOSE HIS DEFCON😭😭😭
And Virgil will gain them.
That's 6 1-pointers in my team this week. ffs.
#FPL
And Virgil will gain them.
That's 6 1-pointers in my team this week. ffs.
#FPL
It’s sort of embarrassing that I’m only barely hanging on to a green arrow despite not only benefitting from the Haaland leak, but also managing to select one of the few popular captains who returned. 16 points from my captain, 5 point green with 0 to play.
#FPL
#FPL
January 26, 2026 at 12:59 PM
Well this sucks. But the good news is at least I'm waking up to news that's consistent with how yesterday went.
Consistency is supposed to be good for mental health, right? Or something like that. 😄
Consistency is supposed to be good for mental health, right? Or something like that. 😄
And now for the moment I've been waiting for all week: hoping with all my might that my sole transfer of the week BLANKS! COYG!
#bruno #youremyboy #butstfu
#bruno #youremyboy #butstfu
January 25, 2026 at 4:32 PM
And now for the moment I've been waiting for all week: hoping with all my might that my sole transfer of the week BLANKS! COYG!
#bruno #youremyboy #butstfu
#bruno #youremyboy #butstfu
Dang, in a strange twist I suddenly hoped for a Bruno G appearance bc my HU opp started him and has Bowen 1st sub.
So after being fpl-happy about his knock, now I'm disappointed to see he's not in the squad.
Oh well, I guess it's like my dad always told me:
"You ain't never gonna amount to shit!"
So after being fpl-happy about his knock, now I'm disappointed to see he's not in the squad.
Oh well, I guess it's like my dad always told me:
"You ain't never gonna amount to shit!"
January 25, 2026 at 1:25 PM
Dang, in a strange twist I suddenly hoped for a Bruno G appearance bc my HU opp started him and has Bowen 1st sub.
So after being fpl-happy about his knock, now I'm disappointed to see he's not in the squad.
Oh well, I guess it's like my dad always told me:
"You ain't never gonna amount to shit!"
So after being fpl-happy about his knock, now I'm disappointed to see he's not in the squad.
Oh well, I guess it's like my dad always told me:
"You ain't never gonna amount to shit!"
Zero doubt in my mind that Szobo was getting that as he lined it up after doing fuck all and missing a penalty for me then getting yeeted out on his ass this week
January 24, 2026 at 7:11 PM
Zero doubt in my mind that Szobo was getting that as he lined it up after doing fuck all and missing a penalty for me then getting yeeted out on his ass this week
Would trip a grandma for a Wilson goal to wipe out the Verbruggen CS right about now.
January 24, 2026 at 4:25 PM
Would trip a grandma for a Wilson goal to wipe out the Verbruggen CS right about now.
Why do commentators not understand that arms sometimes naturally extend simply for balance?
January 24, 2026 at 3:37 PM
Why do commentators not understand that arms sometimes naturally extend simply for balance?
Who do we reckon takes pens for City out of this crew?
January 24, 2026 at 3:04 PM
Who do we reckon takes pens for City out of this crew?
Granit Xhaka vs what appears to be a mountain of a WHU supporter is the kind of action I'm looking for. Give those men some mma gloves so they can quit yappin'.
January 24, 2026 at 2:21 PM
Granit Xhaka vs what appears to be a mountain of a WHU supporter is the kind of action I'm looking for. Give those men some mma gloves so they can quit yappin'.
I haven't put any runs (3+ red/green arrows in a row) together this season at all.
But I feel pretty good about fixing that this week.
🔻🔻🔻
But I feel pretty good about fixing that this week.
🔻🔻🔻
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January 24, 2026 at 12:21 PM
I haven't put any runs (3+ red/green arrows in a row) together this season at all.
But I feel pretty good about fixing that this week.
🔻🔻🔻
But I feel pretty good about fixing that this week.
🔻🔻🔻
This game and my team are so dumb right now that I'm "stuck" here with Foden and O'Reilly vs Wolves at home and I was reluctantly going to roll.
And now I suddenly think I'll bring Bruno vs ARS in for Szoboszlai.
Wtf is happening.
And now I suddenly think I'll bring Bruno vs ARS in for Szoboszlai.
Wtf is happening.
January 23, 2026 at 8:24 PM
This game and my team are so dumb right now that I'm "stuck" here with Foden and O'Reilly vs Wolves at home and I was reluctantly going to roll.
And now I suddenly think I'll bring Bruno vs ARS in for Szoboszlai.
Wtf is happening.
And now I suddenly think I'll bring Bruno vs ARS in for Szoboszlai.
Wtf is happening.
O'Reilly price change chicanery
January 23, 2026 at 1:39 AM
O'Reilly price change chicanery
Lots of good stuff, check it out!
YouTube here. Not for kids (inside baseball reference!!)
We'll be back next SUNDAY (with one game of the #FPL gw to play) due to work commitments my side, speak then!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=F0VB...
We'll be back next SUNDAY (with one game of the #FPL gw to play) due to work commitments my side, speak then!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=F0VB...
Incoming Swings | FPL Gameweek 23
YouTube video by Who Got The Assist?
www.youtube.com
January 21, 2026 at 1:34 AM
Lots of good stuff, check it out!
Now that was pretty. Finally something worth watching.
January 19, 2026 at 9:53 PM
Now that was pretty. Finally something worth watching.
How about Verbruggen saves a pen and Kroupi gets a hatty?
January 19, 2026 at 7:30 PM
How about Verbruggen saves a pen and Kroupi gets a hatty?
It's getting easier and easier to make #fpl picks.
The list of players that I don't detest with all my heart just shrinks further every week.
#processofelimination
The list of players that I don't detest with all my heart just shrinks further every week.
#processofelimination
January 18, 2026 at 4:01 PM
It's getting easier and easier to make #fpl picks.
The list of players that I don't detest with all my heart just shrinks further every week.
#processofelimination
The list of players that I don't detest with all my heart just shrinks further every week.
#processofelimination
So Peacock/NBC gets rid of the USA app for televisions to "consolidate" and drive all traffic to Peacock or NBC apps... so now if I want to watch PL games that are only aired on USA I have to watch on a computer.
Or today I can watch WOL/NEW on NBC on my tv - in Spanish.
Make it make sense.
#nohablo
Or today I can watch WOL/NEW on NBC on my tv - in Spanish.
Make it make sense.
#nohablo
January 18, 2026 at 2:07 PM
So Peacock/NBC gets rid of the USA app for televisions to "consolidate" and drive all traffic to Peacock or NBC apps... so now if I want to watch PL games that are only aired on USA I have to watch on a computer.
Or today I can watch WOL/NEW on NBC on my tv - in Spanish.
Make it make sense.
#nohablo
Or today I can watch WOL/NEW on NBC on my tv - in Spanish.
Make it make sense.
#nohablo