@bwellard.bsky.social
#MatureLiving #Aging #LowerBackPain #Lifestyles #Humor
Is it just me, or does the floor seem a lot farther away than it used to be?
Is it just me, or does the floor seem a lot farther away than it used to be?
February 3, 2026 at 6:28 AM
#MatureLiving #Aging #LowerBackPain #Lifestyles #Humor
Is it just me, or does the floor seem a lot farther away than it used to be?
Is it just me, or does the floor seem a lot farther away than it used to be?
#StarWars #EmpiricalEconomics #Humor
After the Death Star was blown up, to make ends meet, everybody had to take jobs doing Japanese tuna commercials.
Surprisingly, Vader was notorious for his hilarious off screen practical jokes.
After the Death Star was blown up, to make ends meet, everybody had to take jobs doing Japanese tuna commercials.
Surprisingly, Vader was notorious for his hilarious off screen practical jokes.
January 29, 2026 at 9:14 PM
#StarWars #EmpiricalEconomics #Humor
After the Death Star was blown up, to make ends meet, everybody had to take jobs doing Japanese tuna commercials.
Surprisingly, Vader was notorious for his hilarious off screen practical jokes.
After the Death Star was blown up, to make ends meet, everybody had to take jobs doing Japanese tuna commercials.
Surprisingly, Vader was notorious for his hilarious off screen practical jokes.
January 29, 2026 at 6:53 AM
January 23, 2026 at 11:31 PM
January 22, 2026 at 9:04 AM
January 21, 2026 at 9:16 PM
#Science #Soccer #PeanutButter #RockandRoll #Humor
I tried to take an I.Q. test once, but I misspelled I.Q.
I blame that experience on wearing the wrong hat that day.
(Just seeing if anybody is paying attention.)
I tried to take an I.Q. test once, but I misspelled I.Q.
I blame that experience on wearing the wrong hat that day.
(Just seeing if anybody is paying attention.)
January 16, 2026 at 9:41 PM
#Science #Soccer #PeanutButter #RockandRoll #Humor
I tried to take an I.Q. test once, but I misspelled I.Q.
I blame that experience on wearing the wrong hat that day.
(Just seeing if anybody is paying attention.)
I tried to take an I.Q. test once, but I misspelled I.Q.
I blame that experience on wearing the wrong hat that day.
(Just seeing if anybody is paying attention.)
#DanceMusic #Disco #70sRetro #Lifestyle #Humor
Based on the music playing over the intercom during my dentist visit today, the office theme must have been “Disco Wednesday.”
I wish they’d told me. I could have broken out my bell bottoms and platform shoes.
🕺🪩💃
Based on the music playing over the intercom during my dentist visit today, the office theme must have been “Disco Wednesday.”
I wish they’d told me. I could have broken out my bell bottoms and platform shoes.
🕺🪩💃
January 14, 2026 at 6:30 PM
#DanceMusic #Disco #70sRetro #Lifestyle #Humor
Based on the music playing over the intercom during my dentist visit today, the office theme must have been “Disco Wednesday.”
I wish they’d told me. I could have broken out my bell bottoms and platform shoes.
🕺🪩💃
Based on the music playing over the intercom during my dentist visit today, the office theme must have been “Disco Wednesday.”
I wish they’d told me. I could have broken out my bell bottoms and platform shoes.
🕺🪩💃
January 10, 2026 at 10:24 PM
#AtmosphericRiver #HeavyRain #Weather #Humor
It’s been such a rainy winter that I just had a duck knock on my door and ask to borrow a towel…
It could be true! You don’t know!
Quack!
It’s been such a rainy winter that I just had a duck knock on my door and ask to borrow a towel…
It could be true! You don’t know!
Quack!
January 5, 2026 at 12:28 AM
#AtmosphericRiver #HeavyRain #Weather #Humor
It’s been such a rainy winter that I just had a duck knock on my door and ask to borrow a towel…
It could be true! You don’t know!
Quack!
It’s been such a rainy winter that I just had a duck knock on my door and ask to borrow a towel…
It could be true! You don’t know!
Quack!
#Moon #Jupiter #UAP #UFO #Photography #WishfulThinking #Humor
When you take a photo of a giant glowing space ship flying quickly past the moon, and then you realize that what you’re seeing is fast moving clouds flying across the night sky, past Jupiter.
When you take a photo of a giant glowing space ship flying quickly past the moon, and then you realize that what you’re seeing is fast moving clouds flying across the night sky, past Jupiter.
January 4, 2026 at 10:28 AM
#Moon #Jupiter #UAP #UFO #Photography #WishfulThinking #Humor
When you take a photo of a giant glowing space ship flying quickly past the moon, and then you realize that what you’re seeing is fast moving clouds flying across the night sky, past Jupiter.
When you take a photo of a giant glowing space ship flying quickly past the moon, and then you realize that what you’re seeing is fast moving clouds flying across the night sky, past Jupiter.
January 1, 2026 at 4:35 AM
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December 31, 2025 at 3:06 AM
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December 23, 2025 at 11:05 PM
December 23, 2025 at 1:23 AM
#HighFinance #Humor
For financial reasons, my future posts may include subtle and mostly invisible high end product placement.
I promise there will be no compromise in the purity of my creative process.
For financial reasons, my future posts may include subtle and mostly invisible high end product placement.
I promise there will be no compromise in the purity of my creative process.
December 19, 2025 at 11:11 AM
#HighFinance #Humor
For financial reasons, my future posts may include subtle and mostly invisible high end product placement.
I promise there will be no compromise in the purity of my creative process.
For financial reasons, my future posts may include subtle and mostly invisible high end product placement.
I promise there will be no compromise in the purity of my creative process.
#Weather #AtmosphericRiver #Wind #UnusualWeather #Christmas2025 #Humor
We understand the recent windy weather has caused large accumulations of tumbleweeds, but we ask all residents to NOT put holiday decorations on them to avoid disposal.
- Home Owners Association
We understand the recent windy weather has caused large accumulations of tumbleweeds, but we ask all residents to NOT put holiday decorations on them to avoid disposal.
- Home Owners Association
December 19, 2025 at 7:25 AM
#Weather #AtmosphericRiver #Wind #UnusualWeather #Christmas2025 #Humor
We understand the recent windy weather has caused large accumulations of tumbleweeds, but we ask all residents to NOT put holiday decorations on them to avoid disposal.
- Home Owners Association
We understand the recent windy weather has caused large accumulations of tumbleweeds, but we ask all residents to NOT put holiday decorations on them to avoid disposal.
- Home Owners Association
December 15, 2025 at 3:00 AM
#Christmas2025 #Santa #SomeAssemblyRequired #Humor
The moment Santa decided to switch from IKEA to Elf toy makers.
The moment Santa decided to switch from IKEA to Elf toy makers.
December 12, 2025 at 4:24 AM
#Christmas2025 #Santa #SomeAssemblyRequired #Humor
The moment Santa decided to switch from IKEA to Elf toy makers.
The moment Santa decided to switch from IKEA to Elf toy makers.
#Santa #NorthPole #Christmas2025 #Humor
No one has ever found Santa’s workshop anywhere in the North Pole.
Why? Is there a reason?
Maybe it’s because clever Santa set up shop long ago in the much more resource rich South Pole.
🤔
No one has ever found Santa’s workshop anywhere in the North Pole.
Why? Is there a reason?
Maybe it’s because clever Santa set up shop long ago in the much more resource rich South Pole.
🤔
December 6, 2025 at 3:03 AM
#Santa #NorthPole #Christmas2025 #Humor
No one has ever found Santa’s workshop anywhere in the North Pole.
Why? Is there a reason?
Maybe it’s because clever Santa set up shop long ago in the much more resource rich South Pole.
🤔
No one has ever found Santa’s workshop anywhere in the North Pole.
Why? Is there a reason?
Maybe it’s because clever Santa set up shop long ago in the much more resource rich South Pole.
🤔
November 28, 2025 at 11:27 PM