@bwellard.bsky.social
#Science #Biology #Mathematics #Semantics #Humor
Biologist Friend:
“Cells multiply by dividing.”
Mathematician Friend’s Reaction:
Biologist Friend:
“Cells multiply by dividing.”
Mathematician Friend’s Reaction:
a man with a beard is holding his head because he has a headache
ALT: a man with a beard is holding his head because he has a headache
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January 21, 2026 at 1:33 AM
#Science #Biology #Mathematics #Semantics #Humor
Biologist Friend:
“Cells multiply by dividing.”
Mathematician Friend’s Reaction:
Biologist Friend:
“Cells multiply by dividing.”
Mathematician Friend’s Reaction:
#Spaghetti #Cooking #Cuisine #Science #Humor
Scientific research has determined that spaghetti sauce is the “Splatteriest” substance in the universe.
Scientific research has determined that spaghetti sauce is the “Splatteriest” substance in the universe.
a pot of tomato sauce is being cooked on a stove with the words delish on the bottom
ALT: a pot of tomato sauce is being cooked on a stove with the words delish on the bottom
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January 20, 2026 at 12:50 AM
#Spaghetti #Cooking #Cuisine #Science #Humor
Scientific research has determined that spaghetti sauce is the “Splatteriest” substance in the universe.
Scientific research has determined that spaghetti sauce is the “Splatteriest” substance in the universe.
#Math #StoryProblems #RealLifeMath #Humor
The store has 12-packs of soda pop for $11.99 each
Today’s offer:
If you buy 2, you get 2 more free
If you buy 4 cases, how much per case are you paying?
Remember in school someone asking, “When would you ever need math in real life?”
The store has 12-packs of soda pop for $11.99 each
Today’s offer:
If you buy 2, you get 2 more free
If you buy 4 cases, how much per case are you paying?
Remember in school someone asking, “When would you ever need math in real life?”
a group of children are sitting at their desks in a classroom with a man in a red shirt standing behind them .
ALT: a group of children are sitting at their desks in a classroom with a man in a red shirt standing behind them .
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January 19, 2026 at 7:23 PM
#Math #StoryProblems #RealLifeMath #Humor
The store has 12-packs of soda pop for $11.99 each
Today’s offer:
If you buy 2, you get 2 more free
If you buy 4 cases, how much per case are you paying?
Remember in school someone asking, “When would you ever need math in real life?”
The store has 12-packs of soda pop for $11.99 each
Today’s offer:
If you buy 2, you get 2 more free
If you buy 4 cases, how much per case are you paying?
Remember in school someone asking, “When would you ever need math in real life?”
#Science #Soccer #PeanutButter #RockandRoll #Humor
I tried to take an I.Q. test once, but I misspelled I.Q.
I blame that experience on wearing the wrong hat that day.
(Just seeing if anybody is paying attention.)
I tried to take an I.Q. test once, but I misspelled I.Q.
I blame that experience on wearing the wrong hat that day.
(Just seeing if anybody is paying attention.)
January 16, 2026 at 9:41 PM
#Science #Soccer #PeanutButter #RockandRoll #Humor
I tried to take an I.Q. test once, but I misspelled I.Q.
I blame that experience on wearing the wrong hat that day.
(Just seeing if anybody is paying attention.)
I tried to take an I.Q. test once, but I misspelled I.Q.
I blame that experience on wearing the wrong hat that day.
(Just seeing if anybody is paying attention.)
#DanceMusic #Disco #70sRetro #Lifestyle #Humor
Based on the music playing over the intercom during my dentist visit today, the office theme must have been “Disco Wednesday.”
I wish they’d told me. I could have broken out my bell bottoms and platform shoes.
🕺🪩💃
Based on the music playing over the intercom during my dentist visit today, the office theme must have been “Disco Wednesday.”
I wish they’d told me. I could have broken out my bell bottoms and platform shoes.
🕺🪩💃
January 14, 2026 at 6:30 PM
#DanceMusic #Disco #70sRetro #Lifestyle #Humor
Based on the music playing over the intercom during my dentist visit today, the office theme must have been “Disco Wednesday.”
I wish they’d told me. I could have broken out my bell bottoms and platform shoes.
🕺🪩💃
Based on the music playing over the intercom during my dentist visit today, the office theme must have been “Disco Wednesday.”
I wish they’d told me. I could have broken out my bell bottoms and platform shoes.
🕺🪩💃
January 10, 2026 at 10:24 PM
#AtmosphericRiver #HeavyRain #Weather #Humor
It’s been such a rainy winter that I just had a duck knock on my door and ask to borrow a towel…
It could be true! You don’t know!
Quack!
It’s been such a rainy winter that I just had a duck knock on my door and ask to borrow a towel…
It could be true! You don’t know!
Quack!
January 5, 2026 at 12:28 AM
#AtmosphericRiver #HeavyRain #Weather #Humor
It’s been such a rainy winter that I just had a duck knock on my door and ask to borrow a towel…
It could be true! You don’t know!
Quack!
It’s been such a rainy winter that I just had a duck knock on my door and ask to borrow a towel…
It could be true! You don’t know!
Quack!
#Moon #Jupiter #UAP #UFO #Photography #WishfulThinking #Humor
When you take a photo of a giant glowing space ship flying quickly past the moon, and then you realize that what you’re seeing is fast moving clouds flying across the night sky, past Jupiter.
When you take a photo of a giant glowing space ship flying quickly past the moon, and then you realize that what you’re seeing is fast moving clouds flying across the night sky, past Jupiter.
January 4, 2026 at 10:28 AM
#Moon #Jupiter #UAP #UFO #Photography #WishfulThinking #Humor
When you take a photo of a giant glowing space ship flying quickly past the moon, and then you realize that what you’re seeing is fast moving clouds flying across the night sky, past Jupiter.
When you take a photo of a giant glowing space ship flying quickly past the moon, and then you realize that what you’re seeing is fast moving clouds flying across the night sky, past Jupiter.
January 1, 2026 at 4:35 AM
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December 23, 2025 at 1:23 AM
#Christmas2025 #Shopping #CrowdedStores #Humor
Today is the last Saturday before Christmas. If you’re heading to do Christmas shopping, here’s a tip for parking:
Leave your car at home and walk there. You’re already parked as close to the stores as you’re going to get.
Or ask a friend for a ride…
Today is the last Saturday before Christmas. If you’re heading to do Christmas shopping, here’s a tip for parking:
Leave your car at home and walk there. You’re already parked as close to the stores as you’re going to get.
Or ask a friend for a ride…
a woman pushing another woman in a shopping cart with the words workin moms on the bottom
ALT: a woman pushing another woman in a shopping cart with the words workin moms on the bottom
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December 21, 2025 at 12:55 AM
#Christmas2025 #Shopping #CrowdedStores #Humor
Today is the last Saturday before Christmas. If you’re heading to do Christmas shopping, here’s a tip for parking:
Leave your car at home and walk there. You’re already parked as close to the stores as you’re going to get.
Or ask a friend for a ride…
Today is the last Saturday before Christmas. If you’re heading to do Christmas shopping, here’s a tip for parking:
Leave your car at home and walk there. You’re already parked as close to the stores as you’re going to get.
Or ask a friend for a ride…
#HighFinance #Humor
For financial reasons, my future posts may include subtle and mostly invisible high end product placement.
I promise there will be no compromise in the purity of my creative process.
For financial reasons, my future posts may include subtle and mostly invisible high end product placement.
I promise there will be no compromise in the purity of my creative process.
December 19, 2025 at 11:11 AM
#HighFinance #Humor
For financial reasons, my future posts may include subtle and mostly invisible high end product placement.
I promise there will be no compromise in the purity of my creative process.
For financial reasons, my future posts may include subtle and mostly invisible high end product placement.
I promise there will be no compromise in the purity of my creative process.
#Weather #AtmosphericRiver #Wind #UnusualWeather #Christmas2025 #Humor
We understand the recent windy weather has caused large accumulations of tumbleweeds, but we ask all residents to NOT put holiday decorations on them to avoid disposal.
- Home Owners Association
We understand the recent windy weather has caused large accumulations of tumbleweeds, but we ask all residents to NOT put holiday decorations on them to avoid disposal.
- Home Owners Association
December 19, 2025 at 7:25 AM
#Weather #AtmosphericRiver #Wind #UnusualWeather #Christmas2025 #Humor
We understand the recent windy weather has caused large accumulations of tumbleweeds, but we ask all residents to NOT put holiday decorations on them to avoid disposal.
- Home Owners Association
We understand the recent windy weather has caused large accumulations of tumbleweeds, but we ask all residents to NOT put holiday decorations on them to avoid disposal.
- Home Owners Association
December 15, 2025 at 3:00 AM
#Christmas2025 #Santa #SomeAssemblyRequired #Humor
The moment Santa decided to switch from IKEA to Elf toy makers.
The moment Santa decided to switch from IKEA to Elf toy makers.
December 12, 2025 at 4:24 AM
#Christmas2025 #Santa #SomeAssemblyRequired #Humor
The moment Santa decided to switch from IKEA to Elf toy makers.
The moment Santa decided to switch from IKEA to Elf toy makers.
#Santa #NorthPole #Christmas2025 #Humor
No one has ever found Santa’s workshop anywhere in the North Pole.
Why? Is there a reason?
Maybe it’s because clever Santa set up shop long ago in the much more resource rich South Pole.
🤔
No one has ever found Santa’s workshop anywhere in the North Pole.
Why? Is there a reason?
Maybe it’s because clever Santa set up shop long ago in the much more resource rich South Pole.
🤔
December 6, 2025 at 3:03 AM
#Santa #NorthPole #Christmas2025 #Humor
No one has ever found Santa’s workshop anywhere in the North Pole.
Why? Is there a reason?
Maybe it’s because clever Santa set up shop long ago in the much more resource rich South Pole.
🤔
No one has ever found Santa’s workshop anywhere in the North Pole.
Why? Is there a reason?
Maybe it’s because clever Santa set up shop long ago in the much more resource rich South Pole.
🤔