Bwandee
@bwandee.bsky.social
Queer parent with passions and obsessions in food, film, science, literature, trash, sustainability, art, and all things absurd.
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Bwandee
@bwandee.bsky.social
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Am I crazy, or do all 40-50 year olds look doughy?? Are we all fucking doughy? Is it the drugs? The antidepressants I mean. Like even the gym bros are doughy faced mfers.
Hello, my name is Charlie Brown. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius, father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife, and I will have my vengeance, Charlie Brown, in this life or the next.
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched c-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate.
all those moments will be lost in time. like tears in rain.
time to die, Charlie Brown
all those moments will be lost in time. like tears in rain.
time to die, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Hello, my name is Charlie Brown. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
"Oh Vikings are trending! History or TV show, I wonder-Oh... Football. Of course. It's always football."
November 24, 2025 at 9:15 AM
"Oh Vikings are trending! History or TV show, I wonder-Oh... Football. Of course. It's always football."
I tried to think of the most harmless thing. Something I loved from my childhood. Something that could never, ever possibly destroy us, Charlie Brown.
My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius, father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife, and I will have my vengeance, Charlie Brown, in this life or the next.
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched c-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate.
all those moments will be lost in time. like tears in rain.
time to die, Charlie Brown
all those moments will be lost in time. like tears in rain.
time to die, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 8:52 AM
I tried to think of the most harmless thing. Something I loved from my childhood. Something that could never, ever possibly destroy us, Charlie Brown.
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In text messages from 2017, Jeffrey Epstein seemingly represented himself as positioned to pass information from the Trump White House to Bill Gates through an intermediary.
Jeffrey Epstein Claimed Intimate Knowledge of Donald Trump’s Views in Texts With Bill Gates Adviser
In text messages from 2017, Jeffrey Epstein seemingly represented himself as positioned to pass information from the Trump White House to Bill Gates through an intermediary.
wrd.cm
November 24, 2025 at 12:06 AM
In text messages from 2017, Jeffrey Epstein seemingly represented himself as positioned to pass information from the Trump White House to Bill Gates through an intermediary.
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‘That doesn’t exist’: Doge reportedly quietly disbanded ahead of schedule
‘That doesn’t exist’: Doge reportedly quietly disbanded ahead of schedule
Statement by Trump administration confirms longstanding suspicions that Musk-led agency is on its way out
The “department of government efficiency” (Doge) has apparently been dissolved with eight months still remaining on its contract, ending a drawn-out campaign of invading federal agencies and firing thousands of federal workers.
“That doesn’t exist,” office of personnel management (OPM) director Scott Kupor told Reuters earlier this month when asked about Doge’s status, adding that it was no longer a “centralized entity”. Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
November 24, 2025 at 5:11 AM
‘That doesn’t exist’: Doge reportedly quietly disbanded ahead of schedule
I man. I just realized AI bros are making "Tank Girl" happen. The US is running out of water, and soon it'll all be desert if we keep running AI(supporting the military, and fracking, and also meat production, but anyway) which means we'll all be fighting for drinking water in no time flat.
November 22, 2025 at 10:41 PM
I man. I just realized AI bros are making "Tank Girl" happen. The US is running out of water, and soon it'll all be desert if we keep running AI(supporting the military, and fracking, and also meat production, but anyway) which means we'll all be fighting for drinking water in no time flat.
"The shore should be a lively place, full of thieves."
November 22, 2025 at 10:35 PM
"The shore should be a lively place, full of thieves."
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UPDATE: We've added 5 more staffers to our DOGE tracker, taking the total to 114.
This is everyone who we've confirmed has worked for DOGE ⤵️
This is everyone who we've confirmed has worked for DOGE ⤵️
Elon Musk’s Demolition Crew
Elon Musk, the world’s richest man, has been unleashed on federal agencies. ProPublica is attempting to document who is working with him and what they are doing.
projects.propublica.org
November 22, 2025 at 5:02 PM
UPDATE: We've added 5 more staffers to our DOGE tracker, taking the total to 114.
This is everyone who we've confirmed has worked for DOGE ⤵️
This is everyone who we've confirmed has worked for DOGE ⤵️
Ten years of marriage:
November 22, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Ten years of marriage:
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Earlier this week, a new page titled “Vaccines and Autism” appeared on the CDC website. The agency's employees are not happy about it.
“The best way I can put it is it feels like we’re on a hijacked airplane.”
“The best way I can put it is it feels like we’re on a hijacked airplane.”
“Embarrassing” and “horrifying”: CDC workers describe the new vaccines and autism page
"The best way I can put it is it feels like we're on a hijacked airplane."
www.motherjones.com
November 21, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Earlier this week, a new page titled “Vaccines and Autism” appeared on the CDC website. The agency's employees are not happy about it.
“The best way I can put it is it feels like we’re on a hijacked airplane.”
“The best way I can put it is it feels like we’re on a hijacked airplane.”
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“Given the scale of Epstein’s trafficking operation, it’s clear that many more powerful people were involved. My staff have seen a paper trail with their own eyes. Banks that helped enable him should be investigated." trib.al/fDV5onk
Top Dem Reveals How JPMorgan Chase Helped Epstein Hide His Crimes
Senator Ron Wyden accused the bank of obstructing law enforcement from examining the financial infrastructure of Jeffrey Epstein’s sex-trafficking network.
trib.al
November 20, 2025 at 10:55 PM
“Given the scale of Epstein’s trafficking operation, it’s clear that many more powerful people were involved. My staff have seen a paper trail with their own eyes. Banks that helped enable him should be investigated." trib.al/fDV5onk
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Clifford “Buzz” Grambo, a Navy veteran, patrols the streets of Baltimore to keep his neighbors safe.
His goal is straightforward: He wants to make ICE agents uncomfortable.
His goal is straightforward: He wants to make ICE agents uncomfortable.
Meet the veteran who chases ICE on a scooter
Clifford “Buzz” Grambo patrols the streets of Baltimore to keep his neighbors safe—and make federal agents uncomfortable.
www.motherjones.com
November 20, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Clifford “Buzz” Grambo, a Navy veteran, patrols the streets of Baltimore to keep his neighbors safe.
His goal is straightforward: He wants to make ICE agents uncomfortable.
His goal is straightforward: He wants to make ICE agents uncomfortable.
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Grok has been reprogrammed to say Musk is better than everyone at everything, including blowjobs, piss drinking, playing quarterback, conquering Europe, etc.
Elon Musk Could 'Drink Piss Better Than Any Human in History,' Grok Says
Grok has been reprogrammed to say Musk is better than everyone at everything, including blowjobs, piss drinking, playing quarterback, conquering Europe, etc.
www.404media.co
November 20, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Grok has been reprogrammed to say Musk is better than everyone at everything, including blowjobs, piss drinking, playing quarterback, conquering Europe, etc.
If Bob's Burgers music crew isn't winning awards, I'm taking Bob's Burgers to Spain with me. Stupid, spoiled Americans with no class, or appreciation for art. YOU DON'T DESERVE BOB'S BURGERS!!
#bobsburgers
#bobsburgers
November 21, 2025 at 2:13 AM
If Bob's Burgers music crew isn't winning awards, I'm taking Bob's Burgers to Spain with me. Stupid, spoiled Americans with no class, or appreciation for art. YOU DON'T DESERVE BOB'S BURGERS!!
#bobsburgers
#bobsburgers
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A New Orleans man who spent three decades in prison before his murder conviction was vacated won election to serve as the city’s chief criminal court record keeper.
A New Orleans man who had his murder conviction tossed wins election as city’s chief record keeper
A New Orleans man who spent three decades in prison before his murder conviction was vacated won election to serve as the city’s chief criminal court record keeper.
bit.ly
November 16, 2025 at 9:00 PM
A New Orleans man who spent three decades in prison before his murder conviction was vacated won election to serve as the city’s chief criminal court record keeper.
I just want one death bed confession on record from one single, rich, old man. It doesn't matter which one. He just needs to say it; I want the fear to rise in his eyes as he says, "I was wrong. Oh dear God, I was wrong about everything. You have to stop the others. It's not what we thought."
November 17, 2025 at 2:55 AM
I just want one death bed confession on record from one single, rich, old man. It doesn't matter which one. He just needs to say it; I want the fear to rise in his eyes as he says, "I was wrong. Oh dear God, I was wrong about everything. You have to stop the others. It's not what we thought."
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Kash Patel, as you might remember, had long crusaded for the release of the Epstein files and victim lists—only now in office to reverse course, downplay the whole thing, and become one of the leaders of the effort to muzzle the release of further information.
Kash Patel, the FBI's agent of chaos
The biggest little scandal in Washington right now is how bad Patel is at being FBI director.
www.motherjones.com
November 15, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Kash Patel, as you might remember, had long crusaded for the release of the Epstein files and victim lists—only now in office to reverse course, downplay the whole thing, and become one of the leaders of the effort to muzzle the release of further information.
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The image of gun ownership in America has been white, rural and Republican, but that's been changing as more liberals and minorities have been buying guns, especially after the 2024 election.
More liberals, people of color and LGBTQ Americans say they're buying guns out of fear
The image of gun ownership in America has been white, rural and Republican, but that's been changing as more liberals and minorities have been buying guns, especially after the 2024 election.
n.pr
November 15, 2025 at 7:20 PM
The image of gun ownership in America has been white, rural and Republican, but that's been changing as more liberals and minorities have been buying guns, especially after the 2024 election.
Can't wait for my kids to tell me about #assemblytheory
Teachers will teach that in school, right?
Teachers will teach that in school, right?
November 15, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Can't wait for my kids to tell me about #assemblytheory
Teachers will teach that in school, right?
Teachers will teach that in school, right?
I miss @governorwalz.mn.gov
I hope he and his family are doing well.
I hope he and his family are doing well.
November 15, 2025 at 9:45 PM
I miss @governorwalz.mn.gov
I hope he and his family are doing well.
I hope he and his family are doing well.
Many moons ago, the Brand- (Brandy, Brandi, Brandee, Brandie, Brandey) Collective met and broke off into factions.
Rules were made amoung us;
Only one spelling of each is allowed within a friend group, or amongst a single person.
A Brand- cannot marry into a family with a Brand- present, unless
Rules were made amoung us;
Only one spelling of each is allowed within a friend group, or amongst a single person.
A Brand- cannot marry into a family with a Brand- present, unless
November 12, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Many moons ago, the Brand- (Brandy, Brandi, Brandee, Brandie, Brandey) Collective met and broke off into factions.
Rules were made amoung us;
Only one spelling of each is allowed within a friend group, or amongst a single person.
A Brand- cannot marry into a family with a Brand- present, unless
Rules were made amoung us;
Only one spelling of each is allowed within a friend group, or amongst a single person.
A Brand- cannot marry into a family with a Brand- present, unless
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sound on. I’m still laughing
November 8, 2025 at 1:26 PM
sound on. I’m still laughing
I think Black Americans should be allowed to change their last names for free, like state sponsored, if it comes from a slave owner, or is just straight up "White." They don't need that negativity in their lives. Omg, indigenous people too, and every person of color who was forced to assimilate.
November 12, 2025 at 3:51 AM
I think Black Americans should be allowed to change their last names for free, like state sponsored, if it comes from a slave owner, or is just straight up "White." They don't need that negativity in their lives. Omg, indigenous people too, and every person of color who was forced to assimilate.
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I miss the old lightning SPX in movies like Big Trouble in Little China and Back to the Future.
#moviesky
#filmsky
#moviesky
#filmsky
a large building with a clock on the top of it and lightning coming out of it
ALT: a large building with a clock on the top of it and lightning coming out of it
media.tenor.com
November 12, 2025 at 3:29 AM