Brittany Butz
@butzy.bsky.social
Former child. Primitive smooth brain cave woman. Join Unicult 🦄🌈👽
A bugs life and galaxy quest are the same movie
January 29, 2024 at 11:35 PM
A bugs life and galaxy quest are the same movie
Why isn't there a movie where Nick Cage plays every character?
January 6, 2024 at 4:40 AM
Why isn't there a movie where Nick Cage plays every character?
The spiderman 2 game needs a child mode where they just develop a small section of the game where a kid can ride a bike around, go into people's apartments and make spiderman eat a hot dog. Because those are all things Eli has asked me if he can do while he plays the game
December 27, 2023 at 4:50 PM
The spiderman 2 game needs a child mode where they just develop a small section of the game where a kid can ride a bike around, go into people's apartments and make spiderman eat a hot dog. Because those are all things Eli has asked me if he can do while he plays the game
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I'm glad we humans evolved past some of our fatal flaws like back when somebody could simply press on your bellybutton and your entire butt would fall off.
November 19, 2023 at 4:23 AM
I'm glad we humans evolved past some of our fatal flaws like back when somebody could simply press on your bellybutton and your entire butt would fall off.
3 year old tried to convince me he knows how to read and write. I asked him to spell his name (Eli) and he said, "B-L-I-P-P-I"
November 19, 2023 at 7:43 PM
3 year old tried to convince me he knows how to read and write. I asked him to spell his name (Eli) and he said, "B-L-I-P-P-I"
No one is more serene than a newborn who just took a massive shit and has it leaking out the sides of their diaper and all up their back.
November 19, 2023 at 1:51 AM
No one is more serene than a newborn who just took a massive shit and has it leaking out the sides of their diaper and all up their back.
In the hospital because
November 4, 2023 at 8:44 PM
In the hospital because
Scariest thing to happen to me this Halloween are the contractions that started lastnight lmao
October 31, 2023 at 4:41 PM
Scariest thing to happen to me this Halloween are the contractions that started lastnight lmao
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just girlposting on my girlblog while i'm girlpissing on the girltoilet
August 11, 2023 at 6:39 PM
just girlposting on my girlblog while i'm girlpissing on the girltoilet
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So I'm sitting here, cabbage leaves on my titties.
October 17, 2023 at 11:14 PM
So I'm sitting here, cabbage leaves on my titties.
3 weeks left. My bellybutton hurts.
October 16, 2023 at 6:36 PM
3 weeks left. My bellybutton hurts.
Hacking (literally just turning on the computer) into my husband's email account so I can investigate the origins of some clothing he ordered that have Chinese tags and seem to be made of questionable materials. Men will really buy AliExpress quality for bank and be none the wiser
September 17, 2023 at 7:18 PM
Hacking (literally just turning on the computer) into my husband's email account so I can investigate the origins of some clothing he ordered that have Chinese tags and seem to be made of questionable materials. Men will really buy AliExpress quality for bank and be none the wiser
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Boyfriend: what do you think about before falling asleep at night
Me: *blushing*: it's embarrassing...
Boyfriend (thinking it's a sex thing): tell mee
Me:
Me: *blushing*: it's embarrassing...
Boyfriend (thinking it's a sex thing): tell mee
Me:
August 30, 2023 at 8:49 PM
Boyfriend: what do you think about before falling asleep at night
Me: *blushing*: it's embarrassing...
Boyfriend (thinking it's a sex thing): tell mee
Me:
Me: *blushing*: it's embarrassing...
Boyfriend (thinking it's a sex thing): tell mee
Me:
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The vet office spelled Peekwee’s name wrong
August 30, 2023 at 9:11 PM
The vet office spelled Peekwee’s name wrong
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I INVETED THIS SHIRT AND YOU CAN GET IT AT DASHARE.ZONE - dashare.zone ADMIN
August 30, 2023 at 2:28 AM
I INVETED THIS SHIRT AND YOU CAN GET IT AT DASHARE.ZONE - dashare.zone ADMIN
I want to have friends on here but they have to not talk about anything serious like politics or sjw type b.s. so I'm having trouble finding peeps on discover tab 😔 it's all politics, furry porn and men with their hogs out
August 28, 2023 at 8:17 PM
I want to have friends on here but they have to not talk about anything serious like politics or sjw type b.s. so I'm having trouble finding peeps on discover tab 😔 it's all politics, furry porn and men with their hogs out
Burping and farting are integral parts of knowing your infant is healthy and then we are just supposed to switch when they are like 1.5-2 into training them it's rude. In this house we praise a good fart or burp, regardless of age
August 28, 2023 at 7:08 PM
Burping and farting are integral parts of knowing your infant is healthy and then we are just supposed to switch when they are like 1.5-2 into training them it's rude. In this house we praise a good fart or burp, regardless of age
Jeremy once had to talk me out of going to the hospital at 4 am when I woke up having a panic attack convinced I had brain worms or bugs in my ears laying eggs
Saw this article and immediately thought “oooh maybe that’s what’s wrong with me!”
August 28, 2023 at 7:06 PM
Jeremy once had to talk me out of going to the hospital at 4 am when I woke up having a panic attack convinced I had brain worms or bugs in my ears laying eggs
The scene: a thrift store
The encounter: three teens enter and pick up the ugliest, oldest piece of clothing you can imagine and start laughing, 'i would probably wear this if I were really old, like when I'm 30," one of them declares
33, I wince in physical pain from the remark
The encounter: three teens enter and pick up the ugliest, oldest piece of clothing you can imagine and start laughing, 'i would probably wear this if I were really old, like when I'm 30," one of them declares
33, I wince in physical pain from the remark
August 28, 2023 at 2:29 AM
The scene: a thrift store
The encounter: three teens enter and pick up the ugliest, oldest piece of clothing you can imagine and start laughing, 'i would probably wear this if I were really old, like when I'm 30," one of them declares
33, I wince in physical pain from the remark
The encounter: three teens enter and pick up the ugliest, oldest piece of clothing you can imagine and start laughing, 'i would probably wear this if I were really old, like when I'm 30," one of them declares
33, I wince in physical pain from the remark
Husband fell asleep on the couch and child fell asleep in my bed. Torn between cuddling child, or moving him into his own bed so I can have mine all to myself until Jeremy wakes up and comes to bed at like 3 am
August 27, 2023 at 6:04 AM
Husband fell asleep on the couch and child fell asleep in my bed. Torn between cuddling child, or moving him into his own bed so I can have mine all to myself until Jeremy wakes up and comes to bed at like 3 am
I'm in my third trimester so my ambition is officially deceased. My only interest rn is nesting but we already have all the baby stuff we need so there is NOTHING for my instincts to do 😑
August 25, 2023 at 11:35 PM
I'm in my third trimester so my ambition is officially deceased. My only interest rn is nesting but we already have all the baby stuff we need so there is NOTHING for my instincts to do 😑