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kill la bill, esq.
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cartoon attorney
“suit yourself” bitch you’re my tailor
December 27, 2023 at 11:54 PM
pretty fresh death grips shot from last night
September 29, 2023 at 10:34 AM
posting long concert videos on snap indicates peasant level brain activity
August 13, 2023 at 1:34 PM
i don’t like the whole “you control your own destiny” vibe that dentists bring to the appointment
August 3, 2023 at 4:10 PM
acab includes Hello Kitty
July 31, 2023 at 10:07 PM
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July 26, 2023 at 2:23 PM
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July 26, 2023 at 9:18 PM
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Bad day at the hadron collider. Steven left his food in the machine and we accidently made a breakfast dimension. The life forms there are suffering greatly.
July 26, 2023 at 6:42 AM
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'Shark Tank' star Daymond John granted permanent restraining order against former contestants
www.foxla.com
July 25, 2023 at 11:53 PM
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The thing that’s been missing
from my banking experience is this kind of reckless indecisiveness
new logo!
*a few hours later*
elon does not like...abort! abort!
July 25, 2023 at 9:40 PM
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Ah, the three great topics of human learning.
July 25, 2023 at 9:59 AM
anyone taking the florida bar tmrw say wassap
July 24, 2023 at 9:46 PM
see bluesky avoided the whole logo confusion thing by simply not having a logo
July 24, 2023 at 12:21 PM
lawyer should be spelled like foyer. i’d rather practice loy
July 24, 2023 at 2:52 AM
what are these circles and how do i demand one
July 24, 2023 at 12:22 AM
“well, i don’t know if i’d call myself an *𝘢𝘵𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘷𝘦* nuisance…”
July 23, 2023 at 11:27 PM
offered an exhibit into evidence without a condom and got demonstrative AIDS
July 23, 2023 at 11:20 PM
*asks to use a peremptory strike in a bench trial*
July 23, 2023 at 9:46 PM
“we’ve been trying to reach you about your flying saucer’s extended warranty”

Coming to theaters this fall:

𝘼𝙇𝙄𝙀𝙉 𝙫𝙨. 𝘾𝙍𝙀𝘿𝙄𝙏𝙊𝙍
July 23, 2023 at 8:25 PM
“my pin number? oh, i don’t know, i’m not that good of a bowler”
July 23, 2023 at 6:13 PM
𝙩𝙧𝙞𝙜𝙜𝙚𝙧 𝙬𝙖𝙧𝙣𝙞𝙣𝙜: 𝙗𝙧𝙞𝙩𝙞𝙨𝙝
July 23, 2023 at 5:34 PM
while not a suspect class, bluesky elders 𝙖𝙧𝙚 protected by the Fair Housing Act
July 23, 2023 at 5:31 PM
british sausage twitter is nothing but bangers
July 23, 2023 at 12:25 AM
with how far behind i am right now, only Jon Taffer can save my bar score
July 22, 2023 at 7:38 PM
“FOR SALE: Themis books, never read.”

—Ernest Hemingway
July 22, 2023 at 7:00 PM