J.D. Underpants
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One of the cool things about me is you can say something to me in any language and I will understand anywhere between 0% and 100% of what you’re saying. Mostly English maxxed but generally very intuitive.
January 1, 2026 at 11:50 PM
One of the cool things about me is you can say something to me in any language and I will understand anywhere between 0% and 100% of what you’re saying. Mostly English maxxed but generally very intuitive.
Maybe it’s too soon to be talking about this; but between the Adam’s admins connection to Turkish air and, the Hasan Piker endorsement for the Mamdani admin; we need to have an honest conversation about the Neo-Ottoman capture of NYC politics.
January 1, 2026 at 8:19 PM
Maybe it’s too soon to be talking about this; but between the Adam’s admins connection to Turkish air and, the Hasan Piker endorsement for the Mamdani admin; we need to have an honest conversation about the Neo-Ottoman capture of NYC politics.
You see the way they are with keyboards now, and it makes me bummed I missed out on how cats would mess with typewriters. You just know that, even back when people were carving tablets, cats were getting all up in that business.
January 1, 2026 at 5:56 PM
You see the way they are with keyboards now, and it makes me bummed I missed out on how cats would mess with typewriters. You just know that, even back when people were carving tablets, cats were getting all up in that business.
I am also hearing from early beta testers that, contrary to expectations, Woke 2 has made huge strides in the jiggle physics but ONLY for dudes.
I’ve heard early reports that Woke 2 will have some really great QOL changes but is ultimately a little cut scene heavy and has some really bad load times. Still really excited to play the beta!
December 30, 2025 at 1:19 AM
I am also hearing from early beta testers that, contrary to expectations, Woke 2 has made huge strides in the jiggle physics but ONLY for dudes.
What a bold stand by americas boldest man! Between this and “1 billion Americans” I think this guy just likes big #’s and has a fetish for people being mad at him.
It's time to take a bold stand in defense of America's oft-maligned billionaire class.
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Let’s all practice billionaire positivity
It’s not a zero-sum world.
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December 30, 2025 at 12:53 AM
What a bold stand by americas boldest man! Between this and “1 billion Americans” I think this guy just likes big #’s and has a fetish for people being mad at him.
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I think a first step to a complete end to the war on drugs would be to legalize recreational ketamine for eljibiticoo adults and legalize recreational freebase cocaine for George Clinton only. We’ll see how that goes and proceed from there
December 29, 2025 at 3:25 AM
I think a first step to a complete end to the war on drugs would be to legalize recreational ketamine for eljibiticoo adults and legalize recreational freebase cocaine for George Clinton only. We’ll see how that goes and proceed from there
I’ve heard early reports that Woke 2 will have some really great QOL changes but is ultimately a little cut scene heavy and has some really bad load times. Still really excited to play the beta!
December 28, 2025 at 1:52 AM
I’ve heard early reports that Woke 2 will have some really great QOL changes but is ultimately a little cut scene heavy and has some really bad load times. Still really excited to play the beta!
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Not to be controversial but I think we should use tools and resources to make people's lives less miserable instead of more
December 27, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Not to be controversial but I think we should use tools and resources to make people's lives less miserable instead of more
Found out today that the Ancient Greek historian Herodotus, who was oft exaggerating; wrote of an incident where two ancient generals used the enemy cavalry horses aversion to camels as a way to strategically defeat them, and according to Herodotus this worked perfectly.
December 26, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Found out today that the Ancient Greek historian Herodotus, who was oft exaggerating; wrote of an incident where two ancient generals used the enemy cavalry horses aversion to camels as a way to strategically defeat them, and according to Herodotus this worked perfectly.
On some level I feel bad for Erika Kirk because despite her many profound flaws her husband did get shot. I think her biggest problem at this point is overestimating her own media savvy and having the same vibe and aesthetic as Cruella Devils.
December 24, 2025 at 1:16 AM
On some level I feel bad for Erika Kirk because despite her many profound flaws her husband did get shot. I think her biggest problem at this point is overestimating her own media savvy and having the same vibe and aesthetic as Cruella Devils.
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Any leftists want to do a follow for follow?
December 19, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Any leftists want to do a follow for follow?
Have you ever heard of one of those guys who ended up having a login to something that no one else had or knew what to do with; and that made him absolutely indispensable no matter what the C-suite had to say. Some technical thing. Maybe Jeffrey Epstein was like one of those guys for the Deep State?
December 21, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Have you ever heard of one of those guys who ended up having a login to something that no one else had or knew what to do with; and that made him absolutely indispensable no matter what the C-suite had to say. Some technical thing. Maybe Jeffrey Epstein was like one of those guys for the Deep State?
Bummed to announce that I have ONCE AGAIN failed to pull the holo insurance card I have been going for. Better luck next year I guess!
December 21, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Bummed to announce that I have ONCE AGAIN failed to pull the holo insurance card I have been going for. Better luck next year I guess!
“I guess in one last twist Jeffrey Epstein kept hundreds of pages of solid black documents just to make sure that the MAGA coalition would never stop sniping at each other like crabs in a bucket. Don’t fall for it ya’ll. We have the Dersh on our side. That is a North Star. FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!”
December 20, 2025 at 12:14 AM
“I guess in one last twist Jeffrey Epstein kept hundreds of pages of solid black documents just to make sure that the MAGA coalition would never stop sniping at each other like crabs in a bucket. Don’t fall for it ya’ll. We have the Dersh on our side. That is a North Star. FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!”
Got an ad for Israel on YouTube today that pretty explicitly claimed we need to support Israel so they can protect us from Iranian global terror. Between that and the sports gambling ads I assume next I’ll be getting ads for the Yakuza and what a wholesome, traditional organization they are.
December 16, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Got an ad for Israel on YouTube today that pretty explicitly claimed we need to support Israel so they can protect us from Iranian global terror. Between that and the sports gambling ads I assume next I’ll be getting ads for the Yakuza and what a wholesome, traditional organization they are.
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Elon Musk is worse at hiding it but this is the problem with all billionaires: they are a threat to democratic governance. They have an insatiable need to own and control everything. If you want to be free you have to curb their power, and demand political leaders who understand that
Elon Musk is against the European Union being the European Union —he posted this after X (fka Twitter) was fined for violations of the EU’s Digital Services Act.
December 6, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Elon Musk is worse at hiding it but this is the problem with all billionaires: they are a threat to democratic governance. They have an insatiable need to own and control everything. If you want to be free you have to curb their power, and demand political leaders who understand that
Whatever suspicions I may have had about Erika Kirk have been fully assuaged by her absolute ineptitude as a communicator and her profound lack of charisma on camera.
December 15, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Whatever suspicions I may have had about Erika Kirk have been fully assuaged by her absolute ineptitude as a communicator and her profound lack of charisma on camera.
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They're selling you the same pasta in different shapes and you're falling for it
December 14, 2025 at 12:09 AM
They're selling you the same pasta in different shapes and you're falling for it
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Camping is and will always be a perfectly valid strategy. Sincerely, a guy who used to play lantern control in competitive mtg
December 11, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Camping is and will always be a perfectly valid strategy. Sincerely, a guy who used to play lantern control in competitive mtg
The scramble from the unpleasant Musk to prove that humanoid robotics are even remotely commercially viable has me feeling real, reeaaallll, good about the long term prospects of this post. Watch this space folks!
Gonna continue to feel highly confident that everything AI is a crock of shit until we can credibly discuss this thing taking over even a single one of the day to day chores we are all sick of doing. Can it fold my laundry? No? Same a crock of shit. Can it mop a floor? No? Crock of shit.
December 11, 2025 at 3:23 AM
The scramble from the unpleasant Musk to prove that humanoid robotics are even remotely commercially viable has me feeling real, reeaaallll, good about the long term prospects of this post. Watch this space folks!
“Hold up, you guys take your old underwear off before you put on the new ones? That seems kinda sus to me. What’s that? You’re saying it’s normal and my ass is unnaturally large and stinky? Pause, why are you lookin at and smelling my ass bro? Very sus behavior, I bet you wipe too”
December 11, 2025 at 2:21 AM
“Hold up, you guys take your old underwear off before you put on the new ones? That seems kinda sus to me. What’s that? You’re saying it’s normal and my ass is unnaturally large and stinky? Pause, why are you lookin at and smelling my ass bro? Very sus behavior, I bet you wipe too”
I am sure I am not the first to observe this but if you have ever struggled to understand the historic importance and insidious evil of Antisemitism you need only to observe the insidious and all pervading nature of Islamophobia in contemporary times.
December 6, 2025 at 12:46 PM
I am sure I am not the first to observe this but if you have ever struggled to understand the historic importance and insidious evil of Antisemitism you need only to observe the insidious and all pervading nature of Islamophobia in contemporary times.