Mariah
bustystc.bsky.social
Mariah
@bustystc.bsky.social
Idk
She/her
Oly WA
@blairbraverman.bsky.social I just read your Meatball story, and then looked at your profile. I love that Blowhole gets a mention! He’s EVERYWHERE! 😂
December 11, 2025 at 5:42 AM
@michaelhobbes.bsky.social I was just listening to an old episode, and I'd like to reassure you that "perseveration" and "perseverate" are actually real words, pronounced the way you did. It's used in reference to behaviors that are difficult to stop or change!
December 4, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Listening to an old playlist while I work, and Kimya Dawson's "Loose Lips" just came on. Just goes to show that some political songs are evergreen, unfortunately. Just change one word & it could have been written yesterday.
December 4, 2025 at 3:27 AM
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OG Siberians and present day working Sibes. 🩶🤍
November 17, 2025 at 5:04 PM
I was listening to the first episode of Sarah Marshall’s new podcast and heard a couple familiar voices! At first, I was like “that sure sounds like Aubrey” and then i heard the unmistakeable Michael! @michaelhobbes.bsky.social @yrfatfriend.bsky.social
November 6, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Frankly, it’s BS that sitting at my desk being ACTUALLY PRODUCTIVE seems so much longer than when I’m fucking off. Boo. Definite 0/10
September 26, 2025 at 2:12 AM
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not an exaggeration to say I am WEEPING with laughter at this reply from someone who hadn't seen that Robert Redford died today
September 16, 2025 at 12:53 PM
It took me a few years to figure out why I always felt more high after smoking when the weather sucks.

I’m fucking hotboxing my umbrella!
August 16, 2025 at 4:02 AM
TW: animal-animal violence

Anyone have any ideas on how to train a dog to not chase/kill/eat wild bunnies that come in the yard? It’s 100% her natural instinct & I know that, but damn. It’s fucking traumatizing for me!!
August 4, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Scrolling through my local shelter’s adoptable dogs & thought I saw Dora BraverMountain!! #uglydogs
August 3, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Pretty sure my dog fucks with me and sees how far she can go with something ridiculous. This was never a great ball, but she loved it. It used to be clear plastic. Anyway, this is what we used for fetch tonight in near pitch black darkness.
June 22, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Had I known it was a thing back when my Callie cat was alive & eligible, I totally would have signed her up to be a blood donor! She would have been perfect - she LOVED going to the vet and had zero fear of needles and procedures 🥰🤍🖤
June 22, 2025 at 4:40 AM
@chaensaw.com Saw this & thought of you!
March 11, 2025 at 4:51 AM
This fellow is up for adoption at my local shelter, and I thought it was Queen Pepé at first!!
January 16, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Smoking Moose Knuckle tonight, which gave me a giggle. A little bright spot in an otherwise shitty day 🕯️
January 11, 2025 at 4:14 AM
My poor dog - herbal concoction + thundershirt + canna oil and she’s still a shivering nervous wreck. Fuck fireworks, man.
January 1, 2025 at 6:24 AM
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Contrary to popular belief, there are only four kinds of bats.
November 21, 2024 at 2:23 PM