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very nsfw reposts so please don't follow unless youre down. also ✨ WEBCOMIC APPRECIATION ZONE ✨
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kellypringle.com
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May 1, 2025 at 4:51 PM
bussyconnoisseur.bsky.social
sometimes in life all you can really say is 'we slidin'
December 18, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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lumperslump.bsky.social
Tweet by @roob_drummer: snowing hard this morning. Bus driver slid through a red light. Only thing he said was “we slidin” I cant stop thinking about this 8:50AM 11 Nov 19 from Chicago IL Twitter for iPhone
December 18, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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kanizo.bsky.social
Collecting Star Flowers ✨
Top view of a white rat with purple eyes collecting star shaped flowers, with a bunch held in their mouth. The background is filled with blue/green leaves, and flowers varying in pale colours.
December 18, 2025 at 8:06 PM
bussyconnoisseur.bsky.social
the reason this is the best christmas movie is that shen yuan and binghe are both individual flavors of tinder horror stories but if combined, cancel out each others insanity to a working relationship. true cinema
#HallmarkRead25
December 18, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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jokeb0i.bsky.social
if tumblr dies I need this video to make it's seasonal rotation here instead just in case, Happy holidays 🎄
December 18, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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cranebones.bsky.social
🐈☕️

#comic #webcomic
Read Grand Sol :: Cat Cafe AU: Episode 1 | Tapas Community
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December 18, 2025 at 8:02 AM
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melliemillie.bsky.social
Will their secret relationship last?

Read my webcomic, a forbidden romance between a man and a satyr set in medieval times.

🌳 behindthetrees.thecomicseries.com

#behindthetrees #webcomic
Comic panel where two satyrs hold each others hands while walking in a forest, happy. Giroflée’s narration goes: "We started lying to our mentor and instead of hunting women, we were passing time alone together.
December 16, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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kodyisover.com
And the most believable dad of the year award goes to David Akutagawa, a man who has no idea how to talk to his adult son. His daughter used to be the bridge between them but she's not around anymore. 😞

#KeepingTime #webcomics

🎸 Latest update: keepingtimecomic.com
🎸Start from the beginning
A panel from the webcomic KEEPING TIME. David, a middle-aged Nikkei man in glasses, tugs at his necktie nervously while saying, "But ah, I have some work to do before I leave, so I don’t think I’ll have time to see you again before I go."
December 16, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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munespice.bsky.social
they’re collecting star pieces from raindrops! we can make wishes with them 💫 🐸
An illustration of spice the frog and froglings amongst some leaves and raindrops. The raindrops have star pieces in them
December 16, 2025 at 5:19 PM
bussyconnoisseur.bsky.social
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December 16, 2025 at 2:13 PM
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rkrn.me
The only correct advice ever
From worldjerking community on Reddit headspace-hotel whenever you have problems with writing and worldbuilding for stories, just remember COCK C- Does it have Creatures? O - Does it Offend the church? C - Is it Completely unhinged? K - Does it Kick ass?
July 26, 2025 at 2:03 PM
bussyconnoisseur.bsky.social
life is hard but #HallmarkRead25 is real and i cannot wait for today's mail. shen qingqiu about to get his world ROCKED
December 16, 2025 at 7:18 AM
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mossymage.bsky.social
A series of tender hualian moments (hua cheng kissing his way up from palm to lips)
#hualian #tgcf
Two digital sketches of Hualian from Tian Guan Ci Fu. The first is Hua Cheng in profile, cradling Xie Lian’s hand, about to kiss it. The second is Xie Lian leaning down to kiss Hua Cheng, who is tracing a finger on Xie Lian’s cheek.
December 16, 2025 at 6:10 AM
bussyconnoisseur.bsky.social
still baffled and mad that my reintegration into work could have continued according to my insurance (who are paying!!!) but my work (who are not paying and would essentially get free labor) were like nah, it failed, you have to start over :)

why. now i have to do the entire paperwork run again
December 16, 2025 at 5:54 AM
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carnemancy.bsky.social
touch starved 🪶
two sequential images of eli (offscreen) running his hand up cromm’s back, with cromm arching and flexing his feathers into the touch
December 14, 2025 at 10:21 PM
bussyconnoisseur.bsky.social
this woman regrets nothing, and she will do it again
photo of a fluffy, long haired black and white cat. she sits on an equally fluffy pillow inside an IKEA kallax shelf and looks absolutely unrepentant with her tail curled around her paws and an unimpressed look on her face
December 15, 2025 at 8:25 AM
bussyconnoisseur.bsky.social
ronja sins of the past 12 hours:
- caught a gunpla piece out of the air and tried to eat it
- bit her brothers ass
- stole a whole runner and turned into a runner
- noticed a bandaid on me, bit the edge, and tried to pull it off
- punched her other brother in the face
December 15, 2025 at 8:22 AM
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dougexeter.bsky.social
ME AS A CHILD: i cant wait till im an adult, then i can finally Do Things
ME AS AN ADULT: the spectre of Things To Do haunts me from sunup to sundown, and beyond
November 8, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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longpainter.bsky.social
Woke up to this at dawn…
December 14, 2025 at 7:53 PM
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nbhsr1.bsky.social
レイチュリ
November 8, 2024 at 6:39 AM
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inahoyura.bsky.social
嬉しくて暴走するうさぎ
December 5, 2025 at 8:59 AM
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cmddog.com
i love "Terracotta mask in the shape of the head of a fox, dog, or bat ca. 600–480 BCE" so much he's so perfect
Terracotta mask in the shape of the head of a fox, dog, or bat ca. 600–480 BCE
March 3, 2025 at 1:04 AM
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anikeru.bsky.social
December 13, 2025 at 7:35 PM
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juliedillon.bsky.social
Calling this done because if I don't I'll keep fussing with the details forever and it's driving me crazy. 😅
Titling this one "Languish" 🦁
A possibly ephemeral lion encircles and older man, who bares his throat submissively to the lion. The lion has its teeth in the man's neck and its claws digging into the man's chest and shoulder; the man raises his hand up to caress the lion's mane.
December 13, 2025 at 12:11 AM