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very nsfw reposts so please don't follow unless youre down. also ✨ WEBCOMIC APPRECIATION ZONE ✨
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bussyconnoisseur.bsky.social
oh, to be a small guy resting your chin on a star pillow, bathed in aquarium light ...
photo of a striped orange cat with his eyes mostly closed and a big smile on his face. He looks utterly at peace resting his chin on a yellow star pillow. blue aquarium light bathes him and paints stripes on the wall
November 26, 2025 at 10:02 PM
bussyconnoisseur.bsky.social
intended tank VS forbidden peeled tank ...
photo of a planted 30L nano tank. a landscape of wood is interspersed with several different species of moss and plants, looking a little scraggly and small on account of all being babies. a centerpiece of wood shaped like a triangle with a hole in the middle proudly pulls it all together. photo of that same aquarium now flooded halfway. the landscape looks more vibrant under the light, but the centerpiece is missing. at least you can see from this perspective that the backside of the wood miniscape is also lushly planted!
November 23, 2025 at 8:16 PM
bussyconnoisseur.bsky.social
mr turtle
cushion a man
make him the coziest creature in all the land,
photo of an orange tomcat laying on top of a large turtle plushie, his eyes squinting as if he is smiling. the dynamic duo is perched on top of a high wooden shelf
November 20, 2025 at 11:28 PM
bussyconnoisseur.bsky.social
gang approves though
photo of a packaged nano aquarium on a colorful carpet. a black tomcat and a fluffy long hair black and white cat are inspecting the new arrival dutifully
November 18, 2025 at 7:05 PM
bussyconnoisseur.bsky.social
SHRELF IS REAL AND SO GIRLYPOP MIKAN HAD TO MLEM ABOUT IT
photo of a striped orange cat sitting on a pink heavy duty shelf. the metal frame has woven fabric balls hanging from it which are filled with fairy lights. the cat is tilting his head staring at the string of fairy lights. he is so focused his mouth is open and his tongue is peeking out the same photo of the striped orange cat sitting on a pink heavy duty shelf. the metal frame has woven fabric balls hanging from it which are filled with fairy lights. the cat is tilting his head staring at the string of fairy lights still, tongue continuing to peek out, but this time his paw is raised to bat at the ball he has been staring at
November 4, 2025 at 11:06 PM
bussyconnoisseur.bsky.social
man voted most likely to crash through the tank lid into the water 25 times in a row, no sign of relinquishing the title
photo of a striped orange cat laying on his back with all four paws in the air, his tail tucked against his tummy and a big smile on his face as he sleeps. he is surrounded by a fluffy blanket
November 2, 2025 at 10:11 AM
bussyconnoisseur.bsky.social
absolutely insane span of roughly six hours. the game was toying with me and i had the time of my life hearing the shiny sparkles ping. i dont even have the shiny charm yet. my friends pink espurr is home!!!!!!!!!!! its a boy and his name is ponta and i love him
screenshot of a pokemon box in the game pokemon legends ZA. it shows 13 pokemon, all of which are shiny, with the much sought after espurr notably being the twelfth spot, because i am the games favorite jester and it loves to jingle my jesters cap for its own amusement (affectionate)
October 23, 2025 at 9:52 PM
bussyconnoisseur.bsky.social
i am on first name basis with my local aquarium guy now and he's gonna deliver my big heavy glass cube free of charge in 1-2 weeks. its HAPPENING
movie poster for 'we bought a zoo' badly edited to say 'i bought a tank'. the shrimp emoji in varying sizes has been put over every animal and human on the poster
October 22, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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yes i made this screenshot just to shitpost further about kodys webcomic (keepingtimecomic.com) but kody continued it -

(i hope mr galaxy is enjoying the extra youtube views, hes the best)
screenshot of a youtube video where cat whispere jackson galaxy explains in the subtitles 'wheels got taken off a little fast when it comes to step by step introduction technique' to the left, text reads step by step intro technique 1. scent the bandmates smell each other 2. sight the bandmates see each other 3. touch the bandmates be physically near each other of course this is supposed to say cats and was badly edited
October 14, 2025 at 10:06 PM
bussyconnoisseur.bsky.social
they're besties now
image of the same books from the first post now functioning as each other's bookmarks. there is more visible of the sleeping orange cat now and a thumbs-up being held to the side
October 8, 2025 at 9:49 PM
bussyconnoisseur.bsky.social
rate my bookmark
photo of paperback novel 'a series of rooms' by a.j. barlowe, with a whole second paperback novel ('swordcrossed' by Freya marske) used as a bookmark at the bottom of the photo is a curled up orange cat peacefully asleep, unburdened by the joy of reading
October 8, 2025 at 9:39 PM
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meme of a character kicking in a door yelling MOM HOLY FUCK edited badly in ms paint to say 'BONEY HOLY FUCK'
October 6, 2025 at 5:08 PM
bussyconnoisseur.bsky.social
important image of teen nezu
close-up photo of a black cats face, his mouth wide open and tongue against his cheek. he's showing one top fang and two bottom fangs
October 2, 2025 at 6:10 PM
bussyconnoisseur.bsky.social
in better news my small mandarin son keeps tucking himself under my blankets and it's the cutest fucking Thing in the entire world
photo of an orange cat tucked under a pink and white striped blanket, only his head is peeking out up top and his little paw with perfect pink beans is sticking out the side. he is completely at ease and leaning his head against his father's leg
September 25, 2025 at 11:24 AM
bussyconnoisseur.bsky.social
a cat with heterophobia in his eyes ❤️
in-game screenshot of ffxiv showing a very pretty miquote wol with pink hair, way too edgy black clothes, and heterochromia
September 8, 2025 at 11:23 PM
bussyconnoisseur.bsky.social
anything for you (liberties taken with signature)
the same petition as above, except added is Amélie with the signature Read behind the trees the webcomic trust me its a tender love story between a human and a satyr go to behindthetrees.thecomicseries.com
September 8, 2025 at 12:27 AM
bussyconnoisseur.bsky.social
with your help, we can MAKE KODY OKAMOTO HEAR US -
extremely badly edited petition template. the petition asks to put sexy denver in the comic bg denver leary and seven anagrams of his name make up the first eight rows, with the signature being the sexy denver. then theres is certified malewife, C. Rane Bones and Daniel Akutagawa, whose name Denver thoughtfully prepared, but he ran out of space and had to squeeze the last letters in real tight (signature pending) Finally crossed out is the beginning of spelling 'Stef' with a a firm NO. next to it and the signature line crossed out
September 8, 2025 at 12:14 AM
bussyconnoisseur.bsky.social
kody from a business standpoint you really shouldnt give wank material like this out for free, and keep it to paid patreon only posts. just an opinion,
close-up of denvers thought bubble with his yassified face on a very buff van damme body, surrounded by sparkles. clearly the height of erotica
September 7, 2025 at 8:16 PM
bussyconnoisseur.bsky.social
graphic design is my passion etc etc
photo of a red tomcat on a white shelf, his mouth open in a yawn that looks like a scream. on screen is the quote 'hearing you sing? that's what i couldn't believe' from this weeks update of the webcomic 'keeping time' that same tomcat with his head thrown back, mouth as far open as possible, screaming to the heavens with the 'keeping time' quote: 'i didn't think I'd ever be lucky enough to hear you sing again'
August 17, 2025 at 6:19 PM
bussyconnoisseur.bsky.social
LOOK @queervoid.bsky.social THE SUMMONING WORKED
screenshot of the video game hades showing thanatos saying '... thought you could just get away from me, did you?' upon his first appearance
August 17, 2025 at 11:16 AM
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pics of the same upset teary-eyed screaming cat from the previous post, posted twice to signify TWO PEOPLE SCREAMING
August 16, 2025 at 9:47 PM
bussyconnoisseur.bsky.social
graphic design continues to be my passion
meme of a proud boss congratulating a confused and clueless man, the boss being titled 'kody' and the very confused worker being titled 'denver being awarded 'romantic lead''
July 15, 2025 at 7:03 PM
bussyconnoisseur.bsky.social
she turned screen reader on before falling asleep, and this is my life now
July 6, 2025 at 2:35 PM
bussyconnoisseur.bsky.social
us if we conversed irl
painting of plato and aristotle conversing and gesturing grandly, clearly having lots of big things to tell each other with their beautiful t-boy voices
June 23, 2025 at 9:59 PM
bussyconnoisseur.bsky.social
when you see youre in a queer romance VS when you spot the 'bummer' in between there
closeup of kodys art with absolutely HYPE denver closeup of kodys quoted art with absolutely BUMMED denver
June 10, 2025 at 9:00 PM