In a world where the Daily Mail has set a high bar for producing unfathomably dim and misleading front pages, today’s lead on Southport is a particularly spectacular waste of ink and pulp. Turning an absolutely fair court judgement for a grim offence into a Boris Johnson story is quite the heel turn

This is the corner of Mill Lane and West Derby Rd, where the Parade will turn left and head into town - I’ve marked two pubs here that’ll have brilliant viewing specs but you’ll have to either book or get there at opening time 😅

Nick Pope, the people’s Pope. #ilpadre

Really exctiting vinyl pickups are vanishingly rare in charity shops these days, so finding this absolute banger today - disc in mint condition and with the bonus maggot brain 7” - for £2 makes the effort worth it. #recordsky #vinylsky #musicsky #funkadelic

Tonight’s #musicsky soundtrack is an impossibly rare synth pop / new wave compilation on 101, “Dream Sequence”, one of the best releases @castlesinspace.bsky.social have ever knocked out - Clocolan, “This will end in love” & some classic Montreux by two of the sharpest cats in Coleman & Lafitte.

Biggest ball ache about being away for a long holiday is no vinyl so we’re fixing that by making the lad’s new Lego set and rocking a modern classic with a brew and a bacon sandwich. #musicsky #vinyl #robertglasper

Just got back from the desert. What a beautiful fever dream.

Straight fire fake Balenciaga jacket spotted in Karnak temple today

Sunset on the Nile lads. Highly recommend. Can see why the Pharoahs hung around for 2,000+ years now.

The Egyptian hotel staff have worked miracles to get this game on for me, I have to say; even if the wiring looks like it would struggle to get its EICR and the focus is full on Glaucoma #LFC

Politics has taken its toll.

The Independent with its finger firmly on the pulse of breaking sports news today. #lfc

Need some shoegaze to get my heart rate and blood pressure down to non-intensive care levels prior to bed. The fucking reds. #lfc

Because other social media apps deserve absolutely nothing, here is my - frankly astounding - panorama picture of @ezracollective.bsky.social killing it at Wembley a couple of weeks ago that I’m keeping exclusive to Bluesky. Enjoy.

Sad to announce that Barb Wire - a movie that will have defined so many of our teenage titillations - is now a costume drama set in the recent past.