BurrtioTod
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Coca-Cola paid $3 billion dollars for this ad
November 14, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Coca-Cola paid $3 billion dollars for this ad
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Honestly there was only one way the Cuomo family could be more off-putting and it’s to try to look like modern day Vince McMahon
Chris Cuomo is trying to make this atrocious little mustache happen even though it looks like he drew it on with a ballpoint pen
November 11, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Honestly there was only one way the Cuomo family could be more off-putting and it’s to try to look like modern day Vince McMahon
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Austin Reaves with 51 points & 11 rebounds, the first 50-point double-double by an undrafted* player since Neil Johnston in 1954.
It's just the fourth 50-point game by an undrafted* player in NBA history.
It's just the fourth 50-point game by an undrafted* player in NBA history.
October 27, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Austin Reaves with 51 points & 11 rebounds, the first 50-point double-double by an undrafted* player since Neil Johnston in 1954.
It's just the fourth 50-point game by an undrafted* player in NBA history.
It's just the fourth 50-point game by an undrafted* player in NBA history.
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October 22, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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Texas National Guard arrives in Illinois. They're calling them Meal Team 6.
October 7, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Texas National Guard arrives in Illinois. They're calling them Meal Team 6.
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NEW: ICE is planning to hire a team of nearly 30 people to surveil social media 24/7, build dossiers on people, and flag them for arrest and deportation. @dell.bsky.social has the scoop: www.wired.com/story/ice-so...
ICE Wants to Build Out a 24/7 Social Media Surveillance Team
Documents show ICE plans to hire dozens of contractors to scan X, Facebook, TikTok, and other platforms to target people for deportation.
www.wired.com
October 3, 2025 at 1:22 PM
NEW: ICE is planning to hire a team of nearly 30 people to surveil social media 24/7, build dossiers on people, and flag them for arrest and deportation. @dell.bsky.social has the scoop: www.wired.com/story/ice-so...
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You're finally awake! That was a pretty big bump of ket you did. What? X? The Department of Government Efficiency? What are you talking about? Get up, we're about to land on Little Saint James
November 18, 2024 at 2:04 AM
You're finally awake! That was a pretty big bump of ket you did. What? X? The Department of Government Efficiency? What are you talking about? Get up, we're about to land on Little Saint James
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Circle K has what can only be described as “Saints Row Food”
October 1, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Circle K has what can only be described as “Saints Row Food”
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ICE is one of the most well funded military force on the planet, entirely used internally on it’s own citizens, and completely loyal to a far right fascist dictator. if democratic politicians are not on board with abolishing ICE, they must be replaced
This appears to be the full video of the Chicago delivery worker. It actually appears that an agent tries to assault him after he curses the Dear Leader Kim il Trump to their faces.
September 29, 2025 at 5:49 PM
ICE is one of the most well funded military force on the planet, entirely used internally on it’s own citizens, and completely loyal to a far right fascist dictator. if democratic politicians are not on board with abolishing ICE, they must be replaced
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September 28, 2025 at 1:43 AM
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This is fucking horrifying.
A man was just chased and arrested outside of the Broadview ICE facility in Chicago. When legal observers from the National Lawyers Guild asked why, an agent threatened to arrest them too.
September 27, 2025 at 11:02 PM
This is fucking horrifying.
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I get that the news cycle is packed right now, but I just heard from a colleague at the Smithsonian that this is fully a GIANT SQUID BEING EATEN BY A SPERM WHALE and it’s possibly the first ever confirmed video according to a friend at NOAA
10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)
10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)
September 24, 2025 at 8:30 PM
I get that the news cycle is packed right now, but I just heard from a colleague at the Smithsonian that this is fully a GIANT SQUID BEING EATEN BY A SPERM WHALE and it’s possibly the first ever confirmed video according to a friend at NOAA
10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)
10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)
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I'm horrified by the shooting of Charlie Kirk at a college event in Utah.
Political violence has no place in our country.
Political violence has no place in our country.
September 10, 2025 at 7:34 PM
I'm horrified by the shooting of Charlie Kirk at a college event in Utah.
Political violence has no place in our country.
Political violence has no place in our country.
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He's thinking about microplastics
October 31, 2024 at 9:30 PM
He's thinking about microplastics
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"The death toll from the next pandemic could be even higher than it was in COVID-19—for reasons that have far more to do with Kennedy than with the CDC."
RFK Jr.’s Dangerous Rewriting of the COVID Pandemic
The health secretary had some whoppers during his hearing last week—but one in particular caught our eye.
www.thebulwark.com
September 9, 2025 at 3:59 AM
"The death toll from the next pandemic could be even higher than it was in COVID-19—for reasons that have far more to do with Kennedy than with the CDC."
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Guillermo Del Toro's Pinocchio had a budget of $35 million and every single character was moved one frame at a time by a human being. What the fuck are we even doing!!!!!!!
OpenAI confirms they're helping make an AI-generated movie called 'Critterz'
• Goal is to finish production in 9 months
• Budget is ~$30M
• Plan is to debut the film at Canne
• 'Paddington 3' writers penned the script
• Art will be fed into Chat GPT 5 and other image models
(via WSJ)
• Goal is to finish production in 9 months
• Budget is ~$30M
• Plan is to debut the film at Canne
• 'Paddington 3' writers penned the script
• Art will be fed into Chat GPT 5 and other image models
(via WSJ)
September 9, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Guillermo Del Toro's Pinocchio had a budget of $35 million and every single character was moved one frame at a time by a human being. What the fuck are we even doing!!!!!!!
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The US constitution does not allow US citizens to be rounded up on the basis of apparent race or ethnicity and require them to carry papers to prove their citizenship. Any supreme court that claims it does is illegitimate.
September 8, 2025 at 5:41 PM
The US constitution does not allow US citizens to be rounded up on the basis of apparent race or ethnicity and require them to carry papers to prove their citizenship. Any supreme court that claims it does is illegitimate.
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AJ Lee is back in WWE for the first time in over ten years
September 6, 2025 at 1:58 AM
AJ Lee is back in WWE for the first time in over ten years
Had a theme with remembering my guys, pretty obscure reference from a pretty obscure year.
www.immaculategrid.com/remember
www.immaculategrid.com/remember
September 2, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Had a theme with remembering my guys, pretty obscure reference from a pretty obscure year.
www.immaculategrid.com/remember
www.immaculategrid.com/remember
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It’s wild to think about how people feel that MeToo, Black Lives Matter, etc went too far as we watch the rights of women and the safety of Black people being further stripped away.
It is just part of the same pattern as we’ve always seen: any inch towards equality is seen as an existential danger.
It is just part of the same pattern as we’ve always seen: any inch towards equality is seen as an existential danger.
August 17, 2025 at 6:26 PM
It’s wild to think about how people feel that MeToo, Black Lives Matter, etc went too far as we watch the rights of women and the safety of Black people being further stripped away.
It is just part of the same pattern as we’ve always seen: any inch towards equality is seen as an existential danger.
It is just part of the same pattern as we’ve always seen: any inch towards equality is seen as an existential danger.
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I mean when this guy thinks you’re in a cult
Tom Cruise reportedly declined to be among the first group of Kennedy Center Honorees during President Donald Trump’s second term. people.com/tom-cruise-t...
Tom Cruise Turned Down Invite to Receive Kennedy Center Honor from Donald Trump: Report
Tom Cruise reportedly declined an invitation to receive a Kennedy Center Honor from President Donald Trump. However, the 'Mission: Impossible' star is set to receive an honorary Oscar later this year.
people.com
August 15, 2025 at 3:30 AM
I mean when this guy thinks you’re in a cult
Ontario, Claremont, Riverside, Corona, Rancho Cucamonga
If you could get a crib in any five cities (five cribs) of your choice in the world, which would you choose?
Me: Philly, NYC, LA, Chicago, Atlanta
Me: Philly, NYC, LA, Chicago, Atlanta
August 14, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Ontario, Claremont, Riverside, Corona, Rancho Cucamonga