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el dino but like, selena
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We’re not distracted and it’s not going away.
August 17, 2025 at 3:08 AM
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I’m taking an Active Shooter training for work and it states that a warning sign of someone that might commit a mass shooting is “experiencing financial difficulties.”

We are so fucked.
May 7, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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May 8, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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sparrows from patreon last month

#animalart
May 5, 2025 at 12:00 PM
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May 5, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Greyhound is really keeping it real.
Greyhound, I promise I will never talk smack about you ever again.

Bravo
May 5, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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May the fourth be with you, Illinois.
May 4, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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Deal?
May 5, 2025 at 1:16 PM
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ALL FLEETWOOD MAC SONGS THAT DO NOT FEATURE A STEVIE NICKS LEAD VOCAL ARE NOW TARIFFED AT 250%
May 5, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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I’m really only just getting into it but I genuinely love birding as a hobby. The entire goal is to look at the bird. Is there a bird? There is a bird! Look at the bird! If you are very keen you can learn what to call the bird so that you can properly thank it for the joy you feel when you see it. 🪶
May 4, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Now that Illinois will get a new senator in 2026, I propose we get a dog or maybe a squirrel to take that position. Because nothing makes sense anymore.
April 23, 2025 at 6:16 PM
One day I’m going to make this left turn before the light changes and then it’ll be over for all of you.
April 22, 2025 at 9:45 PM
At 5:30am on a weekday everyone in this house (me, my wife, my cats) all collectively say “fuck you” to our neighbor with the loud-ass fucking car.
April 16, 2025 at 10:33 AM
Do we have a name yet for the shantytowns that will pop up when the economy collapses? Inspired by Hoovervilles, I’m suggesting Trumpdumps. You drive a Vancevan. And if you’re smelly, you’ve Muskmusk.
April 9, 2025 at 2:34 PM
If robbing yourself of joy was an Olympic event I wouldn’t even show up as I’d be in bed paralyzed by the prospect of getting out of bed.
April 1, 2025 at 2:12 PM
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Today and every day,

You belong here 🏳️‍⚧️

#TransDayOfVisibility
March 31, 2025 at 4:05 PM
It’s a little silly how often I make myself sad by thinking about stuff no one else would.
April 1, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Me when I get any kind of intrusive thought. #ocd
AL CAPONE
DILLINGER
NANCY
March 19, 2025 at 5:13 PM
www.newsweek.com/trump-voter-...

“Yeah my wife might be deported and our son lose their mother, but look at all the libs I owned.”
March 19, 2025 at 5:11 PM
If you don’t know how to flush after taking a shit in a public restroom you should not be able to be out in the world.
March 18, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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I know this first hand. When I was a child, my entire community was branded as spies and sabateurs, justifying our internment inside barbed wire camps for years without due process, trial or charge.
March 17, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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Wow. The Dodgers — last year’s champions, and perhaps the best team ever assembled, on paper — are on pace to score ZERO runs this ENTIRE SEASON.

seems impossible but the numbers are the numbers
March 18, 2025 at 10:21 AM
“Nobody helps me around this house! You’re all going to miss me when I’m dead!l
Momma doesn’t look particularly happy. 🦝🦝🦝
March 18, 2025 at 10:45 AM
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In it together
March 13, 2025 at 11:29 AM
I just heard a red-winged blackbird at my bird feeder and the joy I felt what unlike anything I’ve experienced. I’m so excited for life to come back.
March 6, 2025 at 4:19 PM