Sam (feat. brain worm)
@buroraaorealis.bsky.social
DC | all imposter, no syndrome | 🏳️⚧️ | she/they
sensing a big season for roasted red pepper based dips and spreads if you thought brat summer was fun just wait for bulgarian summer
April 11, 2025 at 4:24 AM
sensing a big season for roasted red pepper based dips and spreads if you thought brat summer was fun just wait for bulgarian summer
took a suit to the dry cleaner and they returned this but stole my cufflinks?
December 18, 2024 at 2:15 AM
took a suit to the dry cleaner and they returned this but stole my cufflinks?
in the taqueria inventing new and terrifying pronouns
December 14, 2024 at 8:18 PM
in the taqueria inventing new and terrifying pronouns
it's on sight if I see a german calling it "tekkkno"
December 5, 2024 at 1:49 PM
it's on sight if I see a german calling it "tekkkno"
the carolinas discovering a thirty year old dutch joke about belgium
December 4, 2024 at 7:13 PM
the carolinas discovering a thirty year old dutch joke about belgium
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can I code fast? no. but can I code well? also no. but does my code work? alas, no
November 30, 2024 at 9:39 PM
can I code fast? no. but can I code well? also no. but does my code work? alas, no
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*nudging my buddy* "they're skeeting about your girl."
they’re selling desiccated horse pussy on facebook
i showed you this mummified horse vulva in a tiny coffin, pls respond 🥺
November 27, 2024 at 12:27 AM
*nudging my buddy* "they're skeeting about your girl."
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bro, your multitudes are showing
February 3, 2024 at 2:17 PM
bro, your multitudes are showing
gonna run to the fridge and grab a drink, y'all want anything?
December 5, 2023 at 2:34 PM
gonna run to the fridge and grab a drink, y'all want anything?
nothing on this godforsaken earth can keep me from the schiaparelli lobster, it's only a matter of time
October 11, 2023 at 10:30 PM
nothing on this godforsaken earth can keep me from the schiaparelli lobster, it's only a matter of time
margiela ss24 ready to wear clothes are kinda mid imo but the official runway vid really nailed the dissociative horror of having a corporeal form
October 11, 2023 at 9:40 PM
margiela ss24 ready to wear clothes are kinda mid imo but the official runway vid really nailed the dissociative horror of having a corporeal form
doohickey spotted
October 8, 2023 at 5:53 PM
doohickey spotted
waging full gustatory jihad on the pto meeting with one of these bad boys
October 6, 2023 at 5:59 PM
waging full gustatory jihad on the pto meeting with one of these bad boys
if I'm ever in so deep I'm defining "gamer" in the lit review I'm counting on one of y'all to drag me back out
September 29, 2023 at 10:42 PM
if I'm ever in so deep I'm defining "gamer" in the lit review I'm counting on one of y'all to drag me back out
rating dutch licorice products until the glycyrrhizin stops my heart pt.1
was ready for the visceral thrill of biting into a stick of chalk but it lacks a certain crumbly je ne sais quoi and also taste like mint for some reason: 4/10
was ready for the visceral thrill of biting into a stick of chalk but it lacks a certain crumbly je ne sais quoi and also taste like mint for some reason: 4/10
September 23, 2023 at 2:26 PM
rating dutch licorice products until the glycyrrhizin stops my heart pt.1
was ready for the visceral thrill of biting into a stick of chalk but it lacks a certain crumbly je ne sais quoi and also taste like mint for some reason: 4/10
was ready for the visceral thrill of biting into a stick of chalk but it lacks a certain crumbly je ne sais quoi and also taste like mint for some reason: 4/10