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custom-installed microwave ovens
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whatever 2026 holds i don't think anything next year will be funnier than Chicago Pope. 2025 was overall a huge stinker but Chicago Pope was an all time great B-plot
December 28, 2025 at 3:11 PM
They're telling me a savior is born? You hear about this?
December 25, 2025 at 9:03 AM
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Whatever make it 10 factor authentication.. I don't want to be able to sign into anything ever again
December 18, 2025 at 3:47 PM
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December 18, 2025 at 11:00 PM
unicode test

𓁲 𓁆 𓀻
𓁇 𓁅 𓀣 𓀿
December 13, 2025 at 9:14 AM
normally I'm mildly anti-"Woke Newspeak" as a method of social change because it usually just *hides* any problematic social dynamics... but there are definitely some examples that are still "okay let's calm down a little here" www.neowin.net/news/linux-k...
Linux kernel's 'd_genocide' function removed to align with inclusive language guidelines
The controversial d_genocide() function has been stripped from the Linux kernel's upcoming update. Introduced two years ago, the code's name likely violated inclusive language rules.
www.neowin.net
December 11, 2025 at 1:59 PM
does i/ii°/III/ii°/i go crazy for anyone else or is that just me
December 11, 2025 at 1:48 PM
what's your pack one, pick one musical instrument? suggested criteria: we would sustain the biggest loss to the total musical oeuvre without it
December 9, 2025 at 3:25 PM
"blew his shit smoove off" is one of the greatest formulations of the English language we have unlocked thusfar
December 8, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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not feeling very agentic this Saturday
December 6, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Did he now
December 7, 2025 at 12:50 AM
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you know how i know im a 44yo dad? how much i laughed at this shit
December 6, 2025 at 3:31 AM
just got liquid glass on my toy iphone. Looks like shit from a butt. Fuckin' bouncy icon jiggle physics, weird translucent gradients; it's like they're trying to redo 00s aesthetics, but Bad
December 6, 2025 at 9:40 AM
if the left is entirely taken over by neo-Luddites I am going to crash OUT I swear to god
December 4, 2025 at 10:10 PM
someone replied to my reply w/ "why would you come here to argue with me, this isn't a chat room" uhhh buddy I didn't put your post on my timeline. Extremely unreasonable imo to get on social media and expect no one to ever talk to you unless they're telling you how smart and pretty and kind you are
December 4, 2025 at 9:52 PM
john darnielle rolling up to claim top artist for the nth year in a row
December 4, 2025 at 6:45 AM
It's 16° and I'm opening the window. This is crazy
December 3, 2025 at 9:06 PM
"you remember 110% of the bad things that have happened to you"
December 2, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Feeling bad
December 2, 2025 at 10:09 AM
This is me officially begging someone else to run in the DFL governor's race against Walz-- I've consulted my haruspex and as it stands everything is currently pointing to Governor Demuth
December 2, 2025 at 1:50 AM
December 1, 2025 at 10:18 PM
ok I really don't need to hear about cyber monday deals from my veterinarian
December 1, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Line forms outside a bar; first person orders a beer, the second orders half a beer, the third orders a third of a beer--

"Oh shit," says the bartender. "Oh fcuk--"
November 28, 2025 at 1:37 PM
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truth coming out of her cup noodles to shame mankind
November 28, 2025 at 5:48 AM
I feel like everything I learn about the way of the world makes me more frustrated
November 24, 2025 at 6:53 PM