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Sup?
Screenshot of a BBC News notification which reads "Breaking News Ukraine's Zelensky says hi..."
November 28, 2025 at 4:10 PM
burnser.bsky.social
Should Hitler's DNA have been studied
- or nah?
BBC News headline: 'Should Hitler's DNA have been studied - or just left alone?'
November 15, 2025 at 1:34 PM
burnser.bsky.social
Seven minutes into '825 Forest Road', Stephen Cognetti's one non-Hell House LLC film and he's introduced a new mannequin. Fantastic stuff.
November 12, 2025 at 10:42 AM
burnser.bsky.social
Current observation from the Turnstile show. Beardos at gigs are old news. It's all 'taches all the time these days.
November 1, 2025 at 8:47 PM
burnser.bsky.social
Hereby to be known as the Pizza Express Way
Photo of a street sign reading 'Prince Andrew Way'. The caption below states 'There is a Prince Andrew Way in Carrickfergus, County Antrim'
October 31, 2025 at 10:24 PM
burnser.bsky.social
Doug Liman writing ROAD HOUSE$ on a whiteboard
October 31, 2025 at 8:25 AM
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natepatrin.bsky.social
things bullets say
brocktoon.bsky.social Ian @brocktoon.bsky.social · Oct 13
Almost every time I go thru JFK something weird happens.
October 13, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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juneever.green
Marisa Tomei as Mona Lisa Vito in My Cousin Vinny (1992).
October 13, 2025 at 2:56 PM
burnser.bsky.social
Recent activity: weeping
Screenshot from Letterboxd showing the text "RECENT ACTIVITY" with posters underneath for the documentaries 'John Candy: I Like Me' and 'Ozzy: No Escape From Now'.
October 13, 2025 at 10:59 AM
burnser.bsky.social
Criterion announcing that they're giving House Party a 4K release:
Still from Scrooged of Bill Murray declaring "You were right about everything, okay?" with the name Christopher crudely handwritten before it.
August 28, 2025 at 2:42 PM
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ericallenhatch.bsky.social
to the bookie who told me not to put $1000 on House Party getting announced as a Criterion 4K UHD release
August 18, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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dankackroyd.bsky.social
Happy Birthday Seth Rogen
April 15, 2025 at 9:27 AM
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knabewolf.bsky.social
They doxxed the fucking Prodigy crab
slopmoding.bsky.social Juno @slopmoding.bsky.social · Mar 8
One time I managed to find the exact spot where that photo was taken on google maps
March 10, 2025 at 3:10 PM
burnser.bsky.social
🎶 Oh my God that's the funky shit
Ebay listing which reads, THE PRODIGY - THE FAT OF THE LAND - PROMO FAUX-FUR TOILET-SEAT COVER (NEW)'. Above the title is a photo of the afore mentioned toilet seat. It is black and white and features a large Prodigy ant logo.
March 7, 2025 at 2:51 PM
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burnser.bsky.social
I will be contextualising any Oscar win for The Substance as a retrospective award for Frankenhooker.
Screenshot of a Letterboxd review of the film Frankenhooker by user C B, which reads: "Oscars ceremony, 1991 Daniel Day Lewis announces from the stage, "And the Oscar for Best Actress in a Leading Role goes to...Patty Mullen for Frankenhooker." The auditorium erupts in rapturous applause. Kathy Bates, despite losing out for her role as Annie Wilkes, gives a loving nod of approval and gets to her feet, leading the audience in a standing ovation, as Patty Mullen takes to the stage to accept her award. Well... a man can dream, can't he? A man can dream."
January 23, 2025 at 2:31 PM
burnser.bsky.social
The André Rieu stranglehold on event cinema continues
Cinema listing for 'André Rieu's 75th Birthday: The Dream Continues' highlighting that it's "only in cinemas 12 & 13 April 2025". The listing itself is for 15 April 2025. Close up of the Tue 15 Apr date from the previous image. 'Background information' section of André Rieu's Wikipedia page. His date of birth has been circled to highlight that it is 1 October 1949. Screenshot from the TV show The Office. The character of Gareth is seen at a training course, looking at a notepad. He is subtitled as saying "Yeah, some questions."
February 14, 2025 at 3:34 PM
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threadotweets.bsky.social
bergs @aseriousmang A24, to some, is a movie production and distribution company. But to me, A24 is what Paulie Walnuts would say if he met Kiefer Sutherland
February 10, 2025 at 8:06 AM
burnser.bsky.social
File under 'prestige architect films'
Letterboxd diary listings for the films Housesitter and The Brutalist. Both are rated 4 stars.
February 5, 2025 at 3:54 PM
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professorkiosk.wtf
I don't mean to get political, but something has got to be done about all these people trying to turn me on to radiohead
January 30, 2025 at 9:18 AM
burnser.bsky.social
I will be contextualising any Oscar win for The Substance as a retrospective award for Frankenhooker.
Screenshot of a Letterboxd review of the film Frankenhooker by user C B, which reads: "Oscars ceremony, 1991 Daniel Day Lewis announces from the stage, "And the Oscar for Best Actress in a Leading Role goes to...Patty Mullen for Frankenhooker." The auditorium erupts in rapturous applause. Kathy Bates, despite losing out for her role as Annie Wilkes, gives a loving nod of approval and gets to her feet, leading the audience in a standing ovation, as Patty Mullen takes to the stage to accept her award. Well... a man can dream, can't he? A man can dream."
January 23, 2025 at 2:31 PM
burnser.bsky.social
"Scram, McFly. I'm cuttin' in."
Photo from the 1980s of Back to the Future actress Lea Thompson being held from behind by Beastie Boys member Adam Yauch. Thompson smiles to camera while Yauch appears to call to someone out of frame.
December 28, 2024 at 10:50 PM
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burnser.bsky.social
Currently watching Hot Frosty
December 4, 2024 at 7:21 PM
burnser.bsky.social
"Fuller, go easy on the Pepsi."
Court sketch from the April '24 trial of Donald Trump in which he appears to be grinning directly at the artist.
December 24, 2024 at 11:06 AM
burnser.bsky.social
They tell Fuller to go easy on the Pepsi in the first film, so he drinks Coke in the second one. Good bit.
A screenshot from the film Home Alone 2: Lost in New York. The character of Fuller McCallister lies asleep in a large hotel bed. Lying either side of him are three empty Coke cans. A screenshot from the film Home Alone 2: Lost in New York. The character of Fuller McCallister is drinking from a can of Coca-Cola.
December 24, 2024 at 10:56 AM
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pixelatedboat.bsky.social
imo The Ramones should’ve recorded a Pet Sematary-esque song for every Stephen King film adaptation, e.g.
🎶I don’t want to be dining at the hotel from The Shining/
I don’t want a blowjob from a bear🎶
December 11, 2024 at 12:01 PM