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It's here!
Photo of the Criterion 4K UHD release of House Party. Altered screenshot from The Simpsons of a factory worker opening doors to see the House Party 4K stampeding* down the road towards him. *it was an elephant in the original episode Screenshot from The Simpsons showing a factory worker pointing at his colleagues. It is captioned with, "MANY OF YOU THOUGHT IT WOULD NEVER HAPPEN, BUT I INSISTED WE SPEND TWO HOURS EVERY MORNING TRAINING FOR IT."
February 2, 2026 at 6:00 PM
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Pacino inviting De Niro for coffee in Heat
January 16, 2026 at 5:34 PM
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Sup?
Screenshot of a BBC News notification which reads "Breaking News Ukraine's Zelensky says hi..."
November 28, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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Should Hitler's DNA have been studied
- or nah?
BBC News headline: 'Should Hitler's DNA have been studied - or just left alone?'
November 15, 2025 at 1:34 PM
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Current observation from the Turnstile show. Beardos at gigs are old news. It's all 'taches all the time these days.
November 1, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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Hereby to be known as the Pizza Express Way
Photo of a street sign reading 'Prince Andrew Way'. The caption below states 'There is a Prince Andrew Way in Carrickfergus, County Antrim'
October 31, 2025 at 10:24 PM
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Recent activity: weeping
Screenshot from Letterboxd showing the text "RECENT ACTIVITY" with posters underneath for the documentaries 'John Candy: I Like Me' and 'Ozzy: No Escape From Now'.
October 13, 2025 at 10:59 AM
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Criterion announcing that they're giving House Party a 4K release:
Still from Scrooged of Bill Murray declaring "You were right about everything, okay?" with the name Christopher crudely handwritten before it.
August 28, 2025 at 2:42 PM
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🎶 Oh my God that's the funky shit
Ebay listing which reads, THE PRODIGY - THE FAT OF THE LAND - PROMO FAUX-FUR TOILET-SEAT COVER (NEW)'. Above the title is a photo of the afore mentioned toilet seat. It is black and white and features a large Prodigy ant logo.
March 7, 2025 at 2:51 PM
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The André Rieu stranglehold on event cinema continues
Cinema listing for 'André Rieu's 75th Birthday: The Dream Continues' highlighting that it's "only in cinemas 12 & 13 April 2025". The listing itself is for 15 April 2025. Close up of the Tue 15 Apr date from the previous image. 'Background information' section of André Rieu's Wikipedia page. His date of birth has been circled to highlight that it is 1 October 1949. Screenshot from the TV show The Office. The character of Gareth is seen at a training course, looking at a notepad. He is subtitled as saying "Yeah, some questions."
February 14, 2025 at 3:34 PM
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File under 'prestige architect films'
Letterboxd diary listings for the films Housesitter and The Brutalist. Both are rated 4 stars.
February 5, 2025 at 3:54 PM
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I will be contextualising any Oscar win for The Substance as a retrospective award for Frankenhooker.
Screenshot of a Letterboxd review of the film Frankenhooker by user C B, which reads: "Oscars ceremony, 1991 Daniel Day Lewis announces from the stage, "And the Oscar for Best Actress in a Leading Role goes to...Patty Mullen for Frankenhooker." The auditorium erupts in rapturous applause. Kathy Bates, despite losing out for her role as Annie Wilkes, gives a loving nod of approval and gets to her feet, leading the audience in a standing ovation, as Patty Mullen takes to the stage to accept her award. Well... a man can dream, can't he? A man can dream."
January 23, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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"Scram, McFly. I'm cuttin' in."
Photo from the 1980s of Back to the Future actress Lea Thompson being held from behind by Beastie Boys member Adam Yauch. Thompson smiles to camera while Yauch appears to call to someone out of frame.
December 28, 2024 at 10:50 PM
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"Fuller, go easy on the Pepsi."
Court sketch from the April '24 trial of Donald Trump in which he appears to be grinning directly at the artist.
December 24, 2024 at 11:06 AM
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They tell Fuller to go easy on the Pepsi in the first film, so he drinks Coke in the second one. Good bit.
A screenshot from the film Home Alone 2: Lost in New York. The character of Fuller McCallister lies asleep in a large hotel bed. Lying either side of him are three empty Coke cans. A screenshot from the film Home Alone 2: Lost in New York. The character of Fuller McCallister is drinking from a can of Coca-Cola.
December 24, 2024 at 10:56 AM
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I am become death might delete later
Still from the trailer for 28 Years Later. Actor Cillian Murphy looking severally emaciated stands in a field, surrounded by yellow flowers. The image has been altered to add a fedora style hat, as he wore in the film Oppenheimer, upon his head.
December 10, 2024 at 3:21 PM
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December 10, 2024 at 3:08 PM
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Currently watching Hot Frosty
December 4, 2024 at 7:21 PM
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Currently watching a film in which Jack Lemmon constantly goes on about how fat this woman is.
Black and white still of actress Juliet Mills in the film Avanti. She is standing in a hotel wearing a short striped dressing gown.
December 4, 2024 at 2:02 PM
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Gregg Wallace picking his Letterboxd top 4
Screenshot of Gregg Wallace from a video in which he is speaking directly to camera in a room with white walls, covered in picture frames and shelving units. The phrase "handful of middle class women of a certain age", is captioned within the image in large, bold, white letters. A hand holding a microphone bearing the orange, green and blue colours associated with the film site Letterboxd has been added to the bottom right corner of the image as if GW is being interviewed for the site and is picking his four favourite films. Four movie posters have been added above his head for the films 'Book Club's, 'The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel', 'Calendar Girls' and '80 for Brady'.
December 2, 2024 at 3:57 PM
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November 25, 2024 at 9:14 AM
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I forgot to mention O-Lan Jones, who's in a ton of things, but who I think of every time I have key lime pie because of her role as the waitress in Natural Born Killers.
November 18, 2024 at 3:43 PM
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Brian Thompson.
Who's in The Terminator and Cobra, but to me will always be the puffy cheeked bounty hunter from The X-Files.
November 18, 2024 at 12:45 PM
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Jeanette Goldstein.
Vasquez!
November 18, 2024 at 12:45 PM
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Kurt Fuller.
Russell from Wayne's World.
November 18, 2024 at 12:45 PM