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BurnerWolf
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A gay furry enjoying life. I like to talk about being a furry, being gay, being a gay furry, and also sometimes video games and writing and stuff.

Currently writing Star Crossed, a Visual Novel. More details to come, eventually.
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I've seen a lot of hot Bowser art in my day. Somehow, this official image is near the top of the list. And that shadow over the crotch... What have they done?
Screenshot from the first Super Mario Galaxy Movie trailer, focusing on Bowser's "masterpiece" painting of himself with Princess Peach. The painting depicts Bowser with a tall, muscular figure with clearly defined pecs, abs, and a suspicious shadow over the crotch area.
November 12, 2025 at 11:51 PM
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My biggest takeaway after 11 hours with Porkémon Legends Z-A: Why does the hotel bathroom door (left) have a peephole?
A screenshot of the player's hotel room in Pokémon Legends Z-A. The door that exits out into the hallway (pictured on the right) is a typical one, featuring a peephole into the hallway as many hotel doors tend to have. On the left is an identical door leading to a boxed off area within the hotel room, which is presumably the entrance to the bathroom.
October 23, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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After 18 months and 45 thousand words, the first ending of my Visual Novel (the Bad end, of course, because it's the quick and easy one) has officially been penned.

Now for the (hopefully) fun part. Time to write some horny scenes for the Good endings.

Emotional stuff too.

#furrywriting #furryvn
A screenshot of Visual Studio code from a Ren'Py Visual Novel Project. line 6232: stop music fadeout 6.0 line 6233: top_text "THE END... 💔" line 6234: return The equivalent scene in action. In a Ren'Py window, the line "THE END... 💔" is displayed on a black screen in large, futuristic font. Typical Ren'Py controls are displayed on the bottom: Back, History, Skip (grayed out and unavailable), Auto, Save, Q. Save, Q. Load, and Prefs.
September 1, 2025 at 8:20 AM
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Finished DK Bananza this week. Honestly the best game I've played in a long time. Maybe the best Mario game ever, and no Mario in sight! Very glad I went for it despite my initial hesitations.

[spoiler] was pretty neat.

Also, these guys are absurdly cute. That is all.
A Snake NPC from Donkey Kong Bananza. This one wears a gold ring around its tail and holds a pickaxe with its tail tip.
August 21, 2025 at 3:25 AM
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Took me ~2 years to beat Zelda TotK. ~2 weeks for Echoes of Wisdom. Both fantastic, but…bigger is not necessarily better.

Also, couldn't stop laughing about Jabu Jabu because it kept reminding me of this Harkness Test illustration. Jabs falls on the left in this game, so…please do not the fish.
Popularly circulated meme representing the "Harkness Test," originally created by beakiehelmet/BanditRaptor on furaffinity ( https://www.furaffinity.net/view/9624476/ ). Text: SO YOU WANT TO FUCK A FICTIONAL CREATURE? [Headshot of character Jack Harkness from the Dr. Who series] Give it the Harkness test first! 🔲 Does it have Human Intelligence (or "greater")? 🔲 Can it talk or otherwise communicate with language*? 🔲 Is it of sexual maturity for its species? If the answer to all three is "yes" then you can fuck it! It's a nonhuman creature with sapience and all you need to have consentual sex with. If you answered "no" to one or more, watch out! That's bestiality or possibly pedophilia! Don't fuck it! Here is an illustrated guide: [Left: an illustration featuring an eel-like creature with wide, blank eyes and wide open mouth, tongue extended in a hissing expression.] PoV: Are you an adult? Eel: HISS! PoV: Do you want to fuck? Eel: GRONK! DO NOT FUCK THIS [Right: The same creature, blushing and making a sultry expression] PoV: Are you an adult? Eel: Certainly. PoV: Do you want to fuck? Eel: Of course~! It's OK to fuck this! *Body language is a dangerous road. As always, err on the side of caution. Only rely on body language if both parties have attempted communication through different means and failed due to language barriers and other special situations. Screenshot of Lord Jabu Jabu from The Legend of Zelda: Echoes of Wisdom. He sings while making a facial expression very similar to the "DO NOT" Eel on the left side of the Harkness Test illustration.
August 12, 2025 at 1:34 AM
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Was not expecting to see a full Mr. Wolf fursuit on primetime TV this week, but I guess "expect the unexpected" is the tagline of this reality show. #BigBrother27
Screenshot of Big Brother S27 E10. A mascot costume Mr. Wolf stands in front of a black car branded with "The Bad Guys 2" logo.
August 4, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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I got to eat at a restaurant called Werewolf, where I'm pretty sure the bartender was flirting with me, so that was cool at least. The porkbelly benedict was phenomenal.
Exterior of the Werewolf restaurant, featuring a mural of a werewolf paw and a human hand reaching out to touch fingertips. Porkbelly benedict.
August 3, 2025 at 11:58 PM
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This blasted thing has been sold out everywhere since launch, but I finally found one in stock just in time to play #DK this weekend. Wasn't immediately sold when the game was announced, but the hype grew since then, and it's definitely living up to it so far. (And that Kong Bananza form... 😳)
A Nintendo Switch 2/Mario Kart World bundle and Donkey Kong Banaza game case, both freshly purchased from Target and propped up on a car's passenger seat for the photo.
July 24, 2025 at 3:30 AM
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”BURLY SINGLE BEARS IN YOUR AREA”

Not what I had in mind when I saw the ad...
July 15, 2025 at 4:38 AM
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Saw #SupermanMovie in the theater last night. Krypto was adorable, of course. But it really got me thinking about how much I miss the old "Krypto the Superdog" cartoon. Haven't thought about it in years, but in hindsight, I think it might just have been a formative piece of furry media for young me.
Screenshot from DC's "Superman (2025)", showing Superman's (sort of) pet dog, Krypto, dragging him by the cape through a snowfield. Image sourced from gamesradar.com, original credit to DC. Promotional image of Krypto as he appeared in the "Krypto the Superdog" cartoon (2005). Image sourced from Wikipedia, originally credited to DC Comics official website.
July 12, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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Well, I guess I review furry gacha games now. After Housamo and Eidos, what's one more? XXL Woofia is the newest on scene, and the first I've managed to play from launch. So far I'd say I'm impressed. Might just be my new favorite of the 3. #FurryGame (Also Mystery Dungeons are canon? Cool.)
[🧵1/3]
A screenshot from XXL Woofia, showing the home screen showcasing the buddy Cantos in his nude outfit in front of the "Section Hunk" background.
July 3, 2025 at 3:51 AM
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Had a great time at my local #Pride Parade this weekend! Turnout was unfortunately small this year. But if there are 3 vehicles, I'll be the 3rd, and there's 1 vehicle, I'll be the 1. I know how fortunate I am to live somewhere I can celebrate at all.
Photo of OP sitting at the back of a pontoon boat on a lake. A protogen OC has been photoshopped over OP's head. OP is wearing a rainbow lei and holding a large traditional pride flag, which flaps in the wind as the boat moves.
June 29, 2025 at 11:26 PM
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Dusted off the old USB drive for Wii U to play some DK. Can't believe the game was 10 GB in 2014. Banaza's only 8.5 a decade later. Absurd. More absurd is the Wii U's info screen for setting up, which shows an example 1.5 TB drive plugged in. In 2012!? That would cost more than the console itself!
A photoshopped replica of the screenshot shown on the TV tips screen during Wii U data management. USB Storage Device 1 shows as having 1464 GB of Free Space. Photoshopped because OP couldn't find the original online and couldn't be bothered to take a picture of the TV.
June 23, 2025 at 1:50 AM
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I've got a secret not even my furry students know. As a chemistry teacher, below my name on the whiteboard, I've had a complex organic molecule displayed for decoration all year.

The molecule in question? Monosodium glutamate. Hard to think of a more subtle demonstration of #furry pride. #e621
The top corner of a whiteboard in a high school classroom. The name of a teacher is written, but the name has been censored and replaced by OP's username. A flask filled with chemicals is drawn to the right. Below the name, suspended by thin fishing line, a model of monosodium glutamate is hanging. (Technically, it's monoiodine glutamate, because the model kit didn't come with any sodium atoms.)
June 13, 2025 at 10:19 PM
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I was hearing about Housamo for a while before I decided to play it, but Another Eidos of Dragon Vein R (wow that name is a mouthful) was something I had no clue about until a few weeks ago. But I figured if I'm willing to try one gay furry gacha game, no reason not to try the other. #FurryGame
A screenshot from Another Eidos of Dragon Vein R. The current home screen of the game, featuring Amorey, a furred kobold archer, in front of a candle lit bedroom background, as well as banners for various events currently running in the game.
May 25, 2025 at 7:48 AM
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Oh, yeah, I guess pictures are a thing.
OP poses in front of the entrance of Super Nintendo World at Universal Studios Hollywood. His face has been covered up by art of a Protogen head. He stands in the traditional Mario jumping pose with a fist in the air, his legs hidden by the front side of a green warp pipe.
May 18, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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Pivotal "I feel funny" moment

Only in hindsight did I figure this one out. Man, it was strange for me, a "straight" boy who'd never cared at all about shipping before, suddenly thinking too much about the way these two gushed over each other. #gay #shipping #furry #AnimalCrossing #gaming
A modified screenshot from Animal Crossing: New Horizons. C.J. the beaver gushes about Flick the lizard, the character who is officially his "roommate and business partner." (The most literal example of "and they were roommates" OP has ever seen.) The screenshot has the player character covered up by the Amiibo Card for Flick, with a label pointing at it: "C.J.'s "Partner"". C.J. emotes colorfully as he says, "Plus my partner's into makin' slick *collectibles* if you want one. He's sooooo talented. Nyuk nyuk!"
May 7, 2025 at 12:46 AM
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In honor of #MaytheFourth , I'll talk for the first time about the #FurryVN I'm working on: Star Crossed. Inspired by Star Wars/Star Trek (plus a handful of video game franchises), Star Crossed is a #NSFW #gay space opera romance between a starship captain and a mercenary with a dark past. #furlit
Teaser image for Star Crossed VN. Features the game's logo, two important symbols to the story, and the primary love interest (name as of yet unrevealed). All current visuals are a work in progress and will most likely be altered before the game's release.
May 4, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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Definitely plenty of both!
Jack Frost the polar bear, a recent event character from Tokyo Afterschool summoners. Pretty overpowered in OP's opinion. Jinn, a figurative bear of a teacher who appears early in the story of Tokyo Afterschool Summoners. The game is roughly 50% human or human-like and 50% furry in OP's experience, which is maybe not furry enough in OP's opinion.
April 28, 2025 at 1:16 AM
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I recently caved in and downloaded Housamo. I don't really need more gacha in my life, but the gay furries were calling me. All in all, it's a pretty by-the numbers gacha summoner game. But with gay furries. So that's cool. I like being a marketable audience.

#FurryGame #TokyoAfterschoolSummoners
Screenshot of Inari (I had to look up the name because it is not yet translated in game) from Tokyo Afterschool Summoners. A short, muscular fox with red markings on his face, arms, and thighs, wearing nothing but a highly revealing swimsuit.
April 26, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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Everyone's talking about DK, but this was the exciting part for me. I don't have any strong feelings about Rauru's character design, I just think Age of Calamity was awesome. Looking forward to getting to know the Sages as real characters too. Can't wait to see art of the Wind Sage once he's named.
Screenshot of Hyrule Warriors: Age of Imprisonment as showcased in the April 2, 2025 Nintendo Direct. The Ancient Sages stand in a line looking out over what appears to be a flaming battlefield. Rauru and Zelda stand at the center.
April 2, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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When did you know?

(I'm almost ashamed that it wasn't a furry character who got to me, but this moment was a revelation to 21-year-old me. I sat on the next dialogue branch for a solid minute or two in complete silence, just processing how being asked on a date by another man made me feel.)
A screenshot from Fire Emblem: Three Houses, Cindered Shadows DLC. Yuri, the charming house leader of the Ashen Wolves, approaches the male version of Byleth, the protagonist. "Let's not deny that there's a connection between us. How about you and me have ourselves a little date, huh?"
April 2, 2025 at 5:48 AM