BurnerWolf
@burnerwolf91.bsky.social
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A gay furry enjoying life. I like to talk about being a furry, being gay, being a gay furry, and also sometimes video games and writing and stuff.
Currently writing Star Crossed, a Visual Novel. More details to come, eventually.
A gay furry enjoying life. I like to talk about being a furry, being gay, being a gay furry, and also sometimes video games and writing and stuff.
Currently writing Star Crossed, a Visual Novel. More details to come, eventually.
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BurnerWolf
@burnerwolf91.bsky.social
· May 4
In honor of #MaytheFourth , I'll talk for the first time about the #FurryVN I'm working on: Star Crossed. Inspired by Star Wars/Star Trek (plus a handful of video game franchises), Star Crossed is a #NSFW #gay space opera romance between a starship captain and a mercenary with a dark past. #furlit
I've seen a lot of hot Bowser art in my day. Somehow, this official image is near the top of the list. And that shadow over the crotch... What have they done?
November 12, 2025 at 11:51 PM
I've seen a lot of hot Bowser art in my day. Somehow, this official image is near the top of the list. And that shadow over the crotch... What have they done?
Legends Z-A takeaway #2: I love how the male protag stands with the slightest skew to his hips. Maybe shouldn't be imposing my American concept of flamboyance onto a presumably French-inspired character, but nonetheless, the body language feels relatable in a way that no Pokémon protag has before.
My biggest takeaway after 11 hours with Porkémon Legends Z-A: Why does the hotel bathroom door (left) have a peephole?
October 24, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Legends Z-A takeaway #2: I love how the male protag stands with the slightest skew to his hips. Maybe shouldn't be imposing my American concept of flamboyance onto a presumably French-inspired character, but nonetheless, the body language feels relatable in a way that no Pokémon protag has before.
My biggest takeaway after 11 hours with Porkémon Legends Z-A: Why does the hotel bathroom door (left) have a peephole?
October 23, 2025 at 5:07 PM
My biggest takeaway after 11 hours with Porkémon Legends Z-A: Why does the hotel bathroom door (left) have a peephole?
Why aren't capes considered fashionable?
I wore a cape for a costume today. It felt powerful and stylish.
Why shouldn't I do this all the time?
I wore a cape for a costume today. It felt powerful and stylish.
Why shouldn't I do this all the time?
September 27, 2025 at 6:33 AM
Why aren't capes considered fashionable?
I wore a cape for a costume today. It felt powerful and stylish.
Why shouldn't I do this all the time?
I wore a cape for a costume today. It felt powerful and stylish.
Why shouldn't I do this all the time?
I hear there's a debate going around about "Is $100 too much for a sketch?"
Lacking much disposable income, getting art commissioned requires inspiration by the perfect artist, perfect idea, perfect time. In that case, I'd pay what it's worth: whatever they normally charge. It's that or nothing.
Lacking much disposable income, getting art commissioned requires inspiration by the perfect artist, perfect idea, perfect time. In that case, I'd pay what it's worth: whatever they normally charge. It's that or nothing.
September 9, 2025 at 1:28 AM
I hear there's a debate going around about "Is $100 too much for a sketch?"
Lacking much disposable income, getting art commissioned requires inspiration by the perfect artist, perfect idea, perfect time. In that case, I'd pay what it's worth: whatever they normally charge. It's that or nothing.
Lacking much disposable income, getting art commissioned requires inspiration by the perfect artist, perfect idea, perfect time. In that case, I'd pay what it's worth: whatever they normally charge. It's that or nothing.
After 18 months and 45 thousand words, the first ending of my Visual Novel (the Bad end, of course, because it's the quick and easy one) has officially been penned.
Now for the (hopefully) fun part. Time to write some horny scenes for the Good endings.
Emotional stuff too.
#furrywriting #furryvn
Now for the (hopefully) fun part. Time to write some horny scenes for the Good endings.
Emotional stuff too.
#furrywriting #furryvn
September 1, 2025 at 8:20 AM
After 18 months and 45 thousand words, the first ending of my Visual Novel (the Bad end, of course, because it's the quick and easy one) has officially been penned.
Now for the (hopefully) fun part. Time to write some horny scenes for the Good endings.
Emotional stuff too.
#furrywriting #furryvn
Now for the (hopefully) fun part. Time to write some horny scenes for the Good endings.
Emotional stuff too.
#furrywriting #furryvn
This looks fun!
If you see this, quote ten games to get to know you by
#Adastra (obligatory FVN)
#SuperSmashBrosBrawl
#PokémonMysteryDungeon
#MetroidPrime
#ZeldaTwilightPrincess
#MarioGalaxy
#AnimalCrossingCityFolk
#Sonic06
#SonicAdventure2
#FireEmblem3Houses
Honorable mention: #DonkeyKongBananza
If you see this, quote ten games to get to know you by
#Adastra (obligatory FVN)
#SuperSmashBrosBrawl
#PokémonMysteryDungeon
#MetroidPrime
#ZeldaTwilightPrincess
#MarioGalaxy
#AnimalCrossingCityFolk
#Sonic06
#SonicAdventure2
#FireEmblem3Houses
Honorable mention: #DonkeyKongBananza
If you see this, quote ten games to get to know you by!
#minecraft
#deadbydaylight
#farcry
#grandtheftauto
#callofduty
#left4dead
#thesims
#outlasttrials
#furryvn
#deadisland
#minecraft
#deadbydaylight
#farcry
#grandtheftauto
#callofduty
#left4dead
#thesims
#outlasttrials
#furryvn
#deadisland
If you see this, quote 10 games to get to know you by
⛏️ Minecraft
⚔️ Minecraft Dungeons
🥕 Stardew Valley
💫 Tiny Tina's Wonderlands
🦌 VR Chat
🏔️ Peak
🚘 Mario Kart
🗡️ Elder Scrolls
👀 R.E.P.O
📷 Viewfinder
⛏️ Minecraft
⚔️ Minecraft Dungeons
🥕 Stardew Valley
💫 Tiny Tina's Wonderlands
🦌 VR Chat
🏔️ Peak
🚘 Mario Kart
🗡️ Elder Scrolls
👀 R.E.P.O
📷 Viewfinder
August 23, 2025 at 7:49 AM
This looks fun!
If you see this, quote ten games to get to know you by
#Adastra (obligatory FVN)
#SuperSmashBrosBrawl
#PokémonMysteryDungeon
#MetroidPrime
#ZeldaTwilightPrincess
#MarioGalaxy
#AnimalCrossingCityFolk
#Sonic06
#SonicAdventure2
#FireEmblem3Houses
Honorable mention: #DonkeyKongBananza
If you see this, quote ten games to get to know you by
#Adastra (obligatory FVN)
#SuperSmashBrosBrawl
#PokémonMysteryDungeon
#MetroidPrime
#ZeldaTwilightPrincess
#MarioGalaxy
#AnimalCrossingCityFolk
#Sonic06
#SonicAdventure2
#FireEmblem3Houses
Honorable mention: #DonkeyKongBananza
Finished DK Bananza this week. Honestly the best game I've played in a long time. Maybe the best Mario game ever, and no Mario in sight! Very glad I went for it despite my initial hesitations.
[spoiler] was pretty neat.
Also, these guys are absurdly cute. That is all.
[spoiler] was pretty neat.
Also, these guys are absurdly cute. That is all.
August 21, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Finished DK Bananza this week. Honestly the best game I've played in a long time. Maybe the best Mario game ever, and no Mario in sight! Very glad I went for it despite my initial hesitations.
[spoiler] was pretty neat.
Also, these guys are absurdly cute. That is all.
[spoiler] was pretty neat.
Also, these guys are absurdly cute. That is all.
Took me ~2 years to beat Zelda TotK. ~2 weeks for Echoes of Wisdom. Both fantastic, but…bigger is not necessarily better.
Also, couldn't stop laughing about Jabu Jabu because it kept reminding me of this Harkness Test illustration. Jabs falls on the left in this game, so…please do not the fish.
Also, couldn't stop laughing about Jabu Jabu because it kept reminding me of this Harkness Test illustration. Jabs falls on the left in this game, so…please do not the fish.
![Popularly circulated meme representing the "Harkness Test," originally created by beakiehelmet/BanditRaptor on furaffinity
( https://www.furaffinity.net/view/9624476/ ).
Text:
SO YOU WANT TO FUCK A FICTIONAL CREATURE?
[Headshot of character Jack Harkness from the Dr. Who series] Give it the Harkness test first!
🔲 Does it have Human Intelligence (or "greater")?
🔲 Can it talk or otherwise communicate with language*?
🔲 Is it of sexual maturity for its species?
If the answer to all three is "yes" then you can fuck it! It's a nonhuman creature with sapience and all you need to have consentual sex with.
If you answered "no" to one or more, watch out! That's bestiality or possibly pedophilia! Don't fuck it!
Here is an illustrated guide:
[Left: an illustration featuring an eel-like creature with wide, blank eyes and wide open mouth, tongue extended in a hissing expression.]
PoV: Are you an adult?
Eel: HISS!
PoV: Do you want to fuck?
Eel: GRONK!
DO NOT FUCK THIS
[Right: The same creature, blushing and making a sultry expression]
PoV: Are you an adult?
Eel: Certainly.
PoV: Do you want to fuck?
Eel: Of course~!
It's OK to fuck this!
*Body language is a dangerous road. As always, err on the side of caution. Only rely on body language if both parties have attempted communication through different means and failed due to language barriers and other special situations.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:etcds44t7wyjtjqsvxsa3lxc/bafkreiftr44h2uwhe5azoqibz7n6aivvnvdahukfocnoqh7vf7rxhrarte@jpeg)
August 12, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Took me ~2 years to beat Zelda TotK. ~2 weeks for Echoes of Wisdom. Both fantastic, but…bigger is not necessarily better.
Also, couldn't stop laughing about Jabu Jabu because it kept reminding me of this Harkness Test illustration. Jabs falls on the left in this game, so…please do not the fish.
Also, couldn't stop laughing about Jabu Jabu because it kept reminding me of this Harkness Test illustration. Jabs falls on the left in this game, so…please do not the fish.
Reposted by BurnerWolf
My advice as a bald person for the past ~20 years:
1) Maintenance is so easy and costs nothing, just shave it already
2) Bald(ing) people are cute and hot
3) Don't like how you look without hair? Get a fursuit head and look the hottest you've ever been or can possibly be
1) Maintenance is so easy and costs nothing, just shave it already
2) Bald(ing) people are cute and hot
3) Don't like how you look without hair? Get a fursuit head and look the hottest you've ever been or can possibly be
Male anguish about hair loss has never been more evident. Social media, dating apps, “Zoom dysphoria” and a sometimes-predatory marketplace are stoking the anxiety.
The newest side effect of hair loss — more public anxiety
Social media, dating apps, “Zoom dysphoria” and a sometimes-predatory marketplace are stoking the anxiety.
wapo.st
August 5, 2025 at 1:40 AM
My advice as a bald person for the past ~20 years:
1) Maintenance is so easy and costs nothing, just shave it already
2) Bald(ing) people are cute and hot
3) Don't like how you look without hair? Get a fursuit head and look the hottest you've ever been or can possibly be
1) Maintenance is so easy and costs nothing, just shave it already
2) Bald(ing) people are cute and hot
3) Don't like how you look without hair? Get a fursuit head and look the hottest you've ever been or can possibly be
Was not expecting to see a full Mr. Wolf fursuit on primetime TV this week, but I guess "expect the unexpected" is the tagline of this reality show. #BigBrother27
August 4, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Was not expecting to see a full Mr. Wolf fursuit on primetime TV this week, but I guess "expect the unexpected" is the tagline of this reality show. #BigBrother27
Recently went to a multi-state teacher's conference with something like 3,000 attendees. Thought for sure I'd find at least a couple friends on @barq.app, but I couldn't identify a single traveler who was there for the conference. Where are all my fellow furry teachers at?
August 3, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Recently went to a multi-state teacher's conference with something like 3,000 attendees. Thought for sure I'd find at least a couple friends on @barq.app, but I couldn't identify a single traveler who was there for the conference. Where are all my fellow furry teachers at?
Normally, I aim for positivity around these parts. But after pouring a year+ into a VN project only to see it'll be dead on arrival because Itch won't index it, I need to speak up.
I've signed the petitions. Everyone should do the same.
aclu.org/mastercard
chng.it/NF4nZrVz
Censorship hurts us all.
I've signed the petitions. Everyone should do the same.
aclu.org/mastercard
chng.it/NF4nZrVz
Censorship hurts us all.
Sign the Petition
Tell MasterCard, Visa & Activist Groups: Stop Controlling What We Can Watch, Read, or Play
chng.it
July 24, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Normally, I aim for positivity around these parts. But after pouring a year+ into a VN project only to see it'll be dead on arrival because Itch won't index it, I need to speak up.
I've signed the petitions. Everyone should do the same.
aclu.org/mastercard
chng.it/NF4nZrVz
Censorship hurts us all.
I've signed the petitions. Everyone should do the same.
aclu.org/mastercard
chng.it/NF4nZrVz
Censorship hurts us all.
This blasted thing has been sold out everywhere since launch, but I finally found one in stock just in time to play #DK this weekend. Wasn't immediately sold when the game was announced, but the hype grew since then, and it's definitely living up to it so far. (And that Kong Bananza form... 😳)
July 24, 2025 at 3:30 AM
This blasted thing has been sold out everywhere since launch, but I finally found one in stock just in time to play #DK this weekend. Wasn't immediately sold when the game was announced, but the hype grew since then, and it's definitely living up to it so far. (And that Kong Bananza form... 😳)
Being a furry is funny sometimes. Today, my dentist leaned in close and gently commanded me to show him my canines. My brain went to places I did not expect it to go in a dentist's office.
July 18, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Being a furry is funny sometimes. Today, my dentist leaned in close and gently commanded me to show him my canines. My brain went to places I did not expect it to go in a dentist's office.
”BURLY SINGLE BEARS IN YOUR AREA”
Not what I had in mind when I saw the ad...
Not what I had in mind when I saw the ad...
July 15, 2025 at 4:38 AM
”BURLY SINGLE BEARS IN YOUR AREA”
Not what I had in mind when I saw the ad...
Not what I had in mind when I saw the ad...
Reposted by BurnerWolf
Alright everyone, you know what to do!
Go see the Superman movie in theaters and make it a MASSIVE box office success!
Go see the Superman movie in theaters and make it a MASSIVE box office success!
This is how you know it must be GOOD.
God bless Superman!
God bless Superman!
Racist Morons Are Mad That Superman Is An Immigrant
He’s always been an immigrant.
www.thegodpodcast.com
July 13, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Alright everyone, you know what to do!
Go see the Superman movie in theaters and make it a MASSIVE box office success!
Go see the Superman movie in theaters and make it a MASSIVE box office success!
Saw #SupermanMovie in the theater last night. Krypto was adorable, of course. But it really got me thinking about how much I miss the old "Krypto the Superdog" cartoon. Haven't thought about it in years, but in hindsight, I think it might just have been a formative piece of furry media for young me.
July 12, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Saw #SupermanMovie in the theater last night. Krypto was adorable, of course. But it really got me thinking about how much I miss the old "Krypto the Superdog" cartoon. Haven't thought about it in years, but in hindsight, I think it might just have been a formative piece of furry media for young me.
For a while I was wondering if I should've been crossposting on Twitter.
Honestly, I'm so glad that I skipped that phase and went straight to Bluesky. I didn't need to make a single post over there to tell that the place was a cesspool. Y'all over here are my people.
Honestly, I'm so glad that I skipped that phase and went straight to Bluesky. I didn't need to make a single post over there to tell that the place was a cesspool. Y'all over here are my people.
“.. traffic has dropped by only a single percentage point as a result of leaving Twitter ..”
@niemanreports.org #Hellsite
niemanreports.org/npr-twitter-...
@niemanreports.org #Hellsite
niemanreports.org/npr-twitter-...
July 10, 2025 at 8:33 AM
For a while I was wondering if I should've been crossposting on Twitter.
Honestly, I'm so glad that I skipped that phase and went straight to Bluesky. I didn't need to make a single post over there to tell that the place was a cesspool. Y'all over here are my people.
Honestly, I'm so glad that I skipped that phase and went straight to Bluesky. I didn't need to make a single post over there to tell that the place was a cesspool. Y'all over here are my people.
Well, I guess I review furry gacha games now. After Housamo and Eidos, what's one more? XXL Woofia is the newest on scene, and the first I've managed to play from launch. So far I'd say I'm impressed. Might just be my new favorite of the 3. #FurryGame (Also Mystery Dungeons are canon? Cool.)
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July 3, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Well, I guess I review furry gacha games now. After Housamo and Eidos, what's one more? XXL Woofia is the newest on scene, and the first I've managed to play from launch. So far I'd say I'm impressed. Might just be my new favorite of the 3. #FurryGame (Also Mystery Dungeons are canon? Cool.)
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Had a great time at my local #Pride Parade this weekend! Turnout was unfortunately small this year. But if there are 3 vehicles, I'll be the 3rd, and there's 1 vehicle, I'll be the 1. I know how fortunate I am to live somewhere I can celebrate at all.
June 29, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Had a great time at my local #Pride Parade this weekend! Turnout was unfortunately small this year. But if there are 3 vehicles, I'll be the 3rd, and there's 1 vehicle, I'll be the 1. I know how fortunate I am to live somewhere I can celebrate at all.
Dusted off the old USB drive for Wii U to play some DK. Can't believe the game was 10 GB in 2014. Banaza's only 8.5 a decade later. Absurd. More absurd is the Wii U's info screen for setting up, which shows an example 1.5 TB drive plugged in. In 2012!? That would cost more than the console itself!
June 23, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Dusted off the old USB drive for Wii U to play some DK. Can't believe the game was 10 GB in 2014. Banaza's only 8.5 a decade later. Absurd. More absurd is the Wii U's info screen for setting up, which shows an example 1.5 TB drive plugged in. In 2012!? That would cost more than the console itself!
Should I be concerned when an awesome clothing company shows up out of nowhere, asks me for my personal information, refuses to elaborate, and leaves? 😂
What size do you wear?
June 16, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Should I be concerned when an awesome clothing company shows up out of nowhere, asks me for my personal information, refuses to elaborate, and leaves? 😂
I've got a secret not even my furry students know. As a chemistry teacher, below my name on the whiteboard, I've had a complex organic molecule displayed for decoration all year.
The molecule in question? Monosodium glutamate. Hard to think of a more subtle demonstration of #furry pride. #e621
The molecule in question? Monosodium glutamate. Hard to think of a more subtle demonstration of #furry pride. #e621
June 13, 2025 at 10:19 PM
At the graduation ceremony today, I saw a student dressed with a trans pride flag as a cape over their gown. Especially these days, it give me a lot of hope to see that the next generation still isn't afraid to show pride. #PrideMonth
June 11, 2025 at 6:04 AM
At the graduation ceremony today, I saw a student dressed with a trans pride flag as a cape over their gown. Especially these days, it give me a lot of hope to see that the next generation still isn't afraid to show pride. #PrideMonth