Zack
banner
burmingtonspinch.bsky.social
Zack
@burmingtonspinch.bsky.social
Just a silly guy
I told shawty she was the LeBron James of my love life
December 29, 2024 at 5:59 AM
Woke up pissed off because my grandma was a bitch in my dream and now I have to go see her today, is this how women feel?
December 24, 2024 at 11:32 AM
Reposted by Zack
Taking a little time to count little blessings this morning 🫶
December 22, 2024 at 3:33 PM
Not me jumping to conclusions but we ballin 🔥🔥🔥
December 22, 2024 at 10:48 PM
What are the determining factors to having a girlfriend?
December 22, 2024 at 9:28 PM
I’m the only one who can save the Canadian economy
December 18, 2024 at 10:33 PM
What’s your cash app? I’m tryna request enough to get a quarter pounder WITH cheese
December 12, 2024 at 5:28 AM
I need you to gangalang on my dangalang before I end it all fine shyt
December 12, 2024 at 5:28 AM
Cuuuhriipppp
December 12, 2024 at 5:27 AM
Sup finnashawty, you tryna learn what beast mode feels like?
December 12, 2024 at 5:27 AM
I’m in the Walmart parking lot off 3 fent patches, a rhino pill and a raw onion thinking about you
December 12, 2024 at 5:26 AM
This gloobaglib will make your smut feel like a picture book
December 12, 2024 at 5:26 AM
Gonna start posting my one liners here
December 12, 2024 at 5:25 AM
Reposted by Zack
i get it. i played lethal company ONCE and now i can’t stop stealing engines and road signs from local warehouses
December 10, 2024 at 1:45 PM
Reposted by Zack
December 9, 2024 at 2:32 PM
Reposted by Zack
BREAKING: ULM and former Oklahoma QB General Booty has entered the NCAA Transfer Portal, @PeteNakos_ reports.

WE SALUTE 🫡 YOU GENERAL BOOTY
December 9, 2024 at 6:01 PM
Reposted by Zack
the united health CEO shooting happened on december 4th. the last time haliey welch posted on any of her social media was december 4th. do you see the pattern
December 10, 2024 at 7:28 AM
Reposted by Zack
No distractions..
We gotta pay attention to the background noise...
December 10, 2024 at 10:53 AM
I be shooting shots you couldn’t even start to comprehend taking
December 8, 2024 at 2:49 PM
How is it even possible that they released another Juice WRLD album? Let the man die 😭
November 29, 2024 at 1:11 PM
I yearn for the guangdong tigers
November 26, 2024 at 7:31 PM