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Burley Boar
@burleyboar.bsky.social
I like showing off. I will be explicit sometimes.

It's boar things.

Married to a wonderful draft horse. https://bsky.app/profile/cigarstallion.bsky.social

49 years old - as some people ask for me to have in my profile.
May I keep true to myself and not dissociate from the meeting with my mom and step dad. They have a very hard to accept the genuine me and I’m done living performatively. My mask is off and it’s not going back on.
December 13, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Something different.... Beardfish www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ji3v...
BEARDFISH - In the Autumn (OFFICIAL VIDEO)
YouTube video by InsideOutMusicTV
www.youtube.com
December 13, 2025 at 3:32 AM
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Lost a lot of respect for free speech as a concept due to the ability of bad faith actors being able to legitimize discourse that will eventually lead to the painful downfall of not only me but the people I love.
December 13, 2025 at 12:33 AM
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I am going to be opening up for 3-5 spandex hood mask commissions. I will post the link to the google form this evening at 8PM EST.

With the Grinch season winding down, I am looking for projects to keep me busy throughout the quieter holiday season.
December 10, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Winter ale fest. The eye candy here is amazing.
December 6, 2025 at 9:05 PM
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Look I wrote a small thing about how I feel about sonas at large and I'm just gonna say this is better and you should follow along. I'd just add it doesn't need to be a fursona. Be an orc, be a gator, be a wolf. Make a middle aged trash dad if you like. Just have fun with expressing yourself.
very good tumblr post about why to make a fursona, and in the replies, a couple followups on how to make a fursona
December 5, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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December 3, 2025 at 10:00 AM
This post is a lived reality to me.
Realizing, and overcoming, your internalized sex negative conservative beliefs is one of the biggest hurdles in supporting sex work and porn artists
You NEED to overcome your discomfort of others getting off to topics that may be uncomfortable to you
Enjoying a kink is not indicative of your morals
November 29, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Post something random or not.
November 27, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Happy thanksgiving giving.
November 27, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Time for Alien from LA. They remastered it and put it on bluray. vinegarsyndrome.com/products/ali...
November 27, 2025 at 4:01 AM
I think it would be easier to list the mst3k I do not like. Joel, Mike, Jonah, Emily all made great episodes. I’m to the point of finding good transfers of the unmst3ked version. Got Manos, Exterestial alien, and most recently Alien from LA.
Top ten MST3K For Turkey Day? This is going to be hard as heck

1. Gamera -All of them-
2. Santa Claus vs the Martians
3. The Magic Sword
4. I Accuse My Parents
5. The Sinister Urge
6. Santa Claus
7. The Day the Earth Froze
8. The Giant Spider Invasion
9. Jack Frost
10. Blood Waters of Dr Z
Gobble🦃
Okay, here’s my MST3K top ten.

#1 Space Mutiny
#2 Puma Man
#3 Riding With Death
#4 Werewolf
#5 Hobgoblins
#6 Leech Woman
#7 I Accuse My Parents
#8 Prince of Space
#9 Master Ninja
#10 Diabolik
November 27, 2025 at 12:46 AM
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Today in 1988 Mystery Science Theater 3000 premiered on KTMA in St. Paul Minnesota. #MST3K
November 24, 2025 at 2:14 PM
New record! The over $500 in one grocery shop.
November 23, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Leftover congee (left over hot hot broth in rice bound by egg) in an egg. Very yummy.
November 21, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Recently I’ve learned of balanced trinary as a way of working out logic. Binary is 1 or 0 - true or false. Balanced trinary is 1, 0, or -1 - true or unknown or false. Very helpful as so much of life is unknown. It’s helping my thinking.
November 21, 2025 at 1:37 AM
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Orgasm anxiety is something I've struggled with my entire life. From a multitude of stigmas like: I should orgasm easy or often cuz of having a vagina, men hoping for comfort after sex "well, did you?" and I either replied with no (honest) and they'd be upset or yes (lie) and they leave happy.
THIS 👏🏽🙌🏽
November 18, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Anyone who’s read Samuel Delany’s “Trouble on Triton” - initially released as “Triton”. What was Bron missing about life?
Asking as Bron feels like me unlike any other protagonist has(save that I’m gay).
November 17, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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Stop thinking you are "in a relationship" like you are in a house. You are "doing a relationship" like you are knitting a sweater. A relationship is a path you walk together, not a destination.
November 16, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Sharing myself with you all.
November 11, 2025 at 5:24 PM
My childhood.
I think about this a lot.
November 10, 2025 at 7:49 PM
I can’t see the difference!
November 9, 2025 at 8:20 PM
A reminder, mostly for myself, that there is other news out there about people coming together and helping each other. The video that inspired this... The posts connected are more personal and ranty.
November 4, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Dressed up for an eye exam.
October 28, 2025 at 4:25 PM
It’s true. He is worth it.
I just want to know if I'm worth the space, time and energy to fucking matter to anyone else.
October 27, 2025 at 8:33 PM