Burger American
@burgeramerican.bsky.social
I am a great serpentine thing.
Mammalian. Earth #14. Northern Hemisphere. Berry eater. 29 Rotations. He/Him.
Mammalian. Earth #14. Northern Hemisphere. Berry eater. 29 Rotations. He/Him.
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current situation 🙂
February 5, 2026 at 9:44 PM
current situation 🙂
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Today the ratio of testicles to feet is 4.5:1.
Tomorrow it will be 9:1!
Tomorrow it will be 9:1!
February 5, 2026 at 9:57 PM
Today the ratio of testicles to feet is 4.5:1.
Tomorrow it will be 9:1!
Tomorrow it will be 9:1!
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Corrupt scumbag murderer Greg Abbott is showing more concern over New York City finally electing a good person to be their Mayor than he ever did for everyone who was murdered in Uvalde, Texas. Evil asshole.
November 5, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Corrupt scumbag murderer Greg Abbott is showing more concern over New York City finally electing a good person to be their Mayor than he ever did for everyone who was murdered in Uvalde, Texas. Evil asshole.
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As a white man, I hate AI for appropriating my culture of being confidently wrong about things while using Reddit as a primary source.
November 6, 2025 at 2:56 PM
As a white man, I hate AI for appropriating my culture of being confidently wrong about things while using Reddit as a primary source.
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Oh important MTG tech
If you put Sonic in your Zinnia deck, you can make Sonic pregnant
If you put Sonic in your Zinnia deck, you can make Sonic pregnant
July 16, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Oh important MTG tech
If you put Sonic in your Zinnia deck, you can make Sonic pregnant
If you put Sonic in your Zinnia deck, you can make Sonic pregnant
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I thought we agreed not to talk about my...
Skunkhole.
@gailsimone.bsky.social When you're writing X-Men, do you think of Prof. X's name pronounced Zavier, Ek-Zavier, Ks-Avier, or Javier?
January 25, 2025 at 5:54 AM
I thought we agreed not to talk about my...
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can't sleep (clowns will eat me)
January 3, 2025 at 10:29 AM
can't sleep (clowns will eat me)
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talking is yapping. "it's not that deep"
i will hurl you from the ramparts
i will hurl you from the ramparts
November 27, 2024 at 9:19 PM
talking is yapping. "it's not that deep"
i will hurl you from the ramparts
i will hurl you from the ramparts
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the vibe is a little bit troublesome. the vibe is working yourself into a spin until you snap-traverse a dimension. the vibe is takin a fat hoot off the pipe
November 20, 2024 at 2:30 AM
the vibe is a little bit troublesome. the vibe is working yourself into a spin until you snap-traverse a dimension. the vibe is takin a fat hoot off the pipe
Arcane could be the greatest show of all time and I still wouldn’t watch it. You cannot force me to consume league of legends content of any kind, no matter how many gays it contains.
November 23, 2024 at 3:29 AM
Arcane could be the greatest show of all time and I still wouldn’t watch it. You cannot force me to consume league of legends content of any kind, no matter how many gays it contains.
piss
can you swear on here
November 19, 2024 at 4:51 AM
piss
can you swear on here
November 19, 2024 at 4:51 AM
can you swear on here