Words to live by: “It is what it is,” and “don’t be a dick.”
“Sadness on a bun. That was my nickname.” -Dangil
“Sadness on a bun. That was my nickname.” -Dangil
“Your next step will be in the morgue.”
Horatio has the worst lines ever but delivers them by overacting like a trooper.
“Your next step will be in the morgue.”
Horatio has the worst lines ever but delivers them by overacting like a trooper.
I NEVER want, nor WILL I ever want, my power button on my phone to summon my virtual assistant.
I want it to turn my phone on or off. That’s why it’s called a “power button”.
Calling it a “side button” when you release an OS update doesn’t change that.
I NEVER want, nor WILL I ever want, my power button on my phone to summon my virtual assistant.
I want it to turn my phone on or off. That’s why it’s called a “power button”.
Calling it a “side button” when you release an OS update doesn’t change that.
“It’s time for a Pampage!” - Pam
“I’m invisible.” - Krieger
“I am getting so many good tattoo ideas!” - Cheryl
“It’s time for a Pampage!” - Pam
“I’m invisible.” - Krieger
“I am getting so many good tattoo ideas!” - Cheryl
“Dad, take cover! You’re a high value target in a low value body!” - Louise
“Dad, take cover! You’re a high value target in a low value body!” - Louise
#johnmulaney #comedy
#johnmulaney #comedy
I love that she mentions two of my favorite female comedians ever ❤️
@ilizas.bsky.social #TaylorTomlinson
I love that she mentions two of my favorite female comedians ever ❤️
@ilizas.bsky.social #TaylorTomlinson