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The Kraken’s Castaway available now on Amazon: https://amzn.to/4ktEHV5
I NEVER want, nor WILL I ever want, my power button on my phone to summon my virtual assistant.
I want it to turn my phone on or off. That’s why it’s called a “power button”.
Calling it a “side button” when you release an OS update doesn’t change that.
I NEVER want, nor WILL I ever want, my power button on my phone to summon my virtual assistant.
I want it to turn my phone on or off. That’s why it’s called a “power button”.
Calling it a “side button” when you release an OS update doesn’t change that.
My Brain: Have you tried writing in a talking sword?
Me: that’s ridiculous. Why would I—
Brain: Danny Devito could voice it.
Me:
My Brain: Have you tried writing in a talking sword?
Me: that’s ridiculous. Why would I—
Brain: Danny Devito could voice it.
Me:
Me: Why?
Spouse: Because they spend all this time saying they don't want no scrubs, but they don't explain what a scrub *is*
Me: *stares in shock*
Spouse: Like, what is a scrub?
Me: *deep breath* A scrub is a guy who thinks he's fine: also known as a "bustah"...
Me: Why?
Spouse: Because they spend all this time saying they don't want no scrubs, but they don't explain what a scrub *is*
Me: *stares in shock*
Spouse: Like, what is a scrub?
Me: *deep breath* A scrub is a guy who thinks he's fine: also known as a "bustah"...
@cassandramedcalfvo.bsky.social
When I say I imbibed this book as soon as I physically could… y’all… if you’re into tentacle ‘exploration’, it hits the spot alright 🐙
@cassandramedcalfvo.bsky.social
When I say I imbibed this book as soon as I physically could… y’all… if you’re into tentacle ‘exploration’, it hits the spot alright 🐙
#indiebookstore #romancebooks
#indiebookstore #romancebooks
Get your ARC here! booksirens.com/book/NIXNPSS
Get your ARC here! booksirens.com/book/NIXNPSS
@cassandramedcalfvo.bsky.social
narrate the first book, you'll want to hear the other three. The book is good on its own, but her performance is top notch narration!
@cassandramedcalfvo.bsky.social
narrate the first book, you'll want to hear the other three. The book is good on its own, but her performance is top notch narration!
You can still sign up to be an ARC on BookSirens: booksirens.com/book/NIXNPSS...
You can still sign up to be an ARC on BookSirens: booksirens.com/book/NIXNPSS...
booksirens.com/book/NIXNPSS...
booksirens.com/book/NIXNPSS...
#booksky #arcreader #indieauthor #monsterromance #darkromance
#booksky #arcreader #indieauthor #monsterromance #darkromance
"Phorkys stirs within me, and for the first time I feel when he rises to my face, my eyes burning a neon glow that shines in Lillian’s face. I can see the cyan highlights in her assessing gaze. "
#monstersmut #booksky #monsterromance #kraken
"Phorkys stirs within me, and for the first time I feel when he rises to my face, my eyes burning a neon glow that shines in Lillian’s face. I can see the cyan highlights in her assessing gaze. "
#monstersmut #booksky #monsterromance #kraken
Readers, where are you going instead of Amazon? If you could pick anywhere to support, where would it be? Let's go there! #booksky
Readers, where are you going instead of Amazon? If you could pick anywhere to support, where would it be? Let's go there! #booksky
The theme is #bierasure. Now, more than ever, we need your stories! Submit on our google site: sites.google.com/biplusbookga...
#booksky #queerwriters #biwriters #biauthors #bisexualauthors
The theme is #bierasure. Now, more than ever, we need your stories! Submit on our google site: sites.google.com/biplusbookga...
#booksky #queerwriters #biwriters #biauthors #bisexualauthors
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#booksky #booktok #writers #artists #bookishart #coverart #illustration #illustrators
If you're curious, you can read the first 5 chapters for free on my Patreon! Link on my profile #booksky
If you're curious, you can read the first 5 chapters for free on my Patreon! Link on my profile #booksky
My name is Cassandra Medcalf, and I am an audiobook narrator and author of steamy, inclusive monster smut. I also have two adorable puppies and if you follow me I'll post pictures. Just sayin'
My name is Cassandra Medcalf, and I am an audiobook narrator and author of steamy, inclusive monster smut. I also have two adorable puppies and if you follow me I'll post pictures. Just sayin'