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@velvetpuddle.bsky.social
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Some examples of my work #commissionsopen
Check out my Ko-fi for specific commission examples, and these are some of my recent works!
Check out my Ko-fi for specific commission examples, and these are some of my recent works!
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Reminder for artists: don't get blinded by the "big number" for an art project. Remember to do the math.
$3,000 for a tarot card desk *sounds* great. But in reality you're only being paid $38.46 per artwork. And if each artwork takes 20 hours to make, you're getting paid $1.92/hr
$3,000 for a tarot card desk *sounds* great. But in reality you're only being paid $38.46 per artwork. And if each artwork takes 20 hours to make, you're getting paid $1.92/hr
February 2, 2026 at 3:05 PM
Reminder for artists: don't get blinded by the "big number" for an art project. Remember to do the math.
$3,000 for a tarot card desk *sounds* great. But in reality you're only being paid $38.46 per artwork. And if each artwork takes 20 hours to make, you're getting paid $1.92/hr
$3,000 for a tarot card desk *sounds* great. But in reality you're only being paid $38.46 per artwork. And if each artwork takes 20 hours to make, you're getting paid $1.92/hr
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Couple of days left on the bundle! Get it now, as it has 40 books for $40!!!
Includes my two books, Cove of the Fisherman's Wife and The Nightstalker's Mark!
Includes my two books, Cove of the Fisherman's Wife and The Nightstalker's Mark!
January 27, 2026 at 12:40 AM
Couple of days left on the bundle! Get it now, as it has 40 books for $40!!!
Includes my two books, Cove of the Fisherman's Wife and The Nightstalker's Mark!
Includes my two books, Cove of the Fisherman's Wife and The Nightstalker's Mark!
I can’t just write a sex scene without a framework so all my erotica becomes romance
a cartoon character is holding a wand in the dark
Alt: a cartoon character is holding a wand in the dark
media.tenor.com
January 26, 2026 at 3:21 AM
I can’t just write a sex scene without a framework so all my erotica becomes romance
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Why is ICE threatening the chaplain of the MN Timberwolves? This shit is happening everywhere. The national guard is protecting protestors at the federal building. We are literally under attack by the Feds. They executed Pretti. Why is everybody acting like it’s nbd for fucks sake?
January 26, 2026 at 1:00 AM
Why is ICE threatening the chaplain of the MN Timberwolves? This shit is happening everywhere. The national guard is protecting protestors at the federal building. We are literally under attack by the Feds. They executed Pretti. Why is everybody acting like it’s nbd for fucks sake?
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Woke up from a bad dream this morning. What was it? The fact that upon waking I immediately saved a copy of my manuscript to an external hard drive should tell you everything.
January 25, 2026 at 11:30 AM
Woke up from a bad dream this morning. What was it? The fact that upon waking I immediately saved a copy of my manuscript to an external hard drive should tell you everything.
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All apologies for the excessively political content from me today but to those of you not in the States, we are going through things and we are riled up. Thank you for your patience.
January 24, 2026 at 6:09 PM
All apologies for the excessively political content from me today but to those of you not in the States, we are going through things and we are riled up. Thank you for your patience.
Driving around my area feels like I’m tap dancing on the deck of the Titanic right before its date with the iceberg
January 24, 2026 at 6:52 PM
Driving around my area feels like I’m tap dancing on the deck of the Titanic right before its date with the iceberg
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More VelvetPuddle-approved brainrot. Feeling cute. Might delete later. #monsterromance #darkromance #darkelf
January 23, 2026 at 4:26 AM
More VelvetPuddle-approved brainrot. Feeling cute. Might delete later. #monsterromance #darkromance #darkelf
More VelvetPuddle-approved brainrot. Feeling cute. Might delete later. #monsterromance #darkromance #darkelf
January 23, 2026 at 4:26 AM
More VelvetPuddle-approved brainrot. Feeling cute. Might delete later. #monsterromance #darkromance #darkelf
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Going back to college as an older adult is so weird (I’m not that old, just not 20 anymore). Your professor is now just some dude about your age that also struggles with public speaking
January 19, 2026 at 12:19 PM
Going back to college as an older adult is so weird (I’m not that old, just not 20 anymore). Your professor is now just some dude about your age that also struggles with public speaking
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For research purposes, I wanted to look up some Chinese opera/Xiqu. Does anyone have any recommendations on where I ought to start (can be the actual opera's or pieces about it)?
January 19, 2026 at 11:33 AM
For research purposes, I wanted to look up some Chinese opera/Xiqu. Does anyone have any recommendations on where I ought to start (can be the actual opera's or pieces about it)?
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Can’t believe this series is over but what an ending💥 #bigtopburger #fanart
January 12, 2026 at 2:31 AM
Can’t believe this series is over but what an ending💥 #bigtopburger #fanart
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My audiobook for book 2 is supposed to be out today! Please check most places audiobooks are!
Today is hell. (Confirmed Apple Books and Chirp!!)
Other places... have them sporadically.
Today is hell. (Confirmed Apple Books and Chirp!!)
Other places... have them sporadically.
January 16, 2026 at 8:49 PM
My audiobook for book 2 is supposed to be out today! Please check most places audiobooks are!
Today is hell. (Confirmed Apple Books and Chirp!!)
Other places... have them sporadically.
Today is hell. (Confirmed Apple Books and Chirp!!)
Other places... have them sporadically.
What is this absolute tosh?
January 13, 2026 at 10:12 PM
What is this absolute tosh?
Can’t believe this series is over but what an ending💥 #bigtopburger #fanart
January 12, 2026 at 2:31 AM
Can’t believe this series is over but what an ending💥 #bigtopburger #fanart
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I would do anything to make Anatoly real. The Epstein files would already be out, we'd have victims redacted, and everyone involved would be dead because it'd be his personal hit list.
But he's just a guy I made.
And my power fantasy is making pedophiles pay.
Art by @velvetpuddle.bsky.social
But he's just a guy I made.
And my power fantasy is making pedophiles pay.
Art by @velvetpuddle.bsky.social
January 11, 2026 at 2:24 PM
I would do anything to make Anatoly real. The Epstein files would already be out, we'd have victims redacted, and everyone involved would be dead because it'd be his personal hit list.
But he's just a guy I made.
And my power fantasy is making pedophiles pay.
Art by @velvetpuddle.bsky.social
But he's just a guy I made.
And my power fantasy is making pedophiles pay.
Art by @velvetpuddle.bsky.social
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Yo I thought people on Bluesky loved visual novels AND lesbians?!
Sorry, folks. Seven days to go and 50% funded. We'll need a modern internet miracle to see these lovely ladies get their sequel. I was always worried that the visuals were not appealing to most VN gamers, but... ouch
www.kickstarter.com/projects/pro...
#indiegame #Kickstarter #Gaming #pcgame #free
www.kickstarter.com/projects/pro...
#indiegame #Kickstarter #Gaming #pcgame #free
Women of Xal II
Original Game Free! The revolution begins. Can Xjena survive rising violence and The Great Silence— Xal's final extinction event?
www.kickstarter.com
January 10, 2026 at 5:14 AM
Yo I thought people on Bluesky loved visual novels AND lesbians?!
I’m not sure what about bsky it is, but it KILLS my color choices. This image looks so flat compared to the ones I worked on ☹️
My dark elves ascribe to the age-old adage “you lick it, you keep it.” #monsterromance #darkromance #darkart
Shameless theft of concept drawn by @ glacierclear here on bsky (reference image on left)
Shameless theft of concept drawn by @ glacierclear here on bsky (reference image on left)
January 10, 2026 at 11:41 AM
I’m not sure what about bsky it is, but it KILLS my color choices. This image looks so flat compared to the ones I worked on ☹️
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My dark elves ascribe to the age-old adage “you lick it, you keep it.” #monsterromance #darkromance #darkart
Shameless theft of concept drawn by @ glacierclear here on bsky (reference image on left)
Shameless theft of concept drawn by @ glacierclear here on bsky (reference image on left)
January 8, 2026 at 1:34 AM
My dark elves ascribe to the age-old adage “you lick it, you keep it.” #monsterromance #darkromance #darkart
Shameless theft of concept drawn by @ glacierclear here on bsky (reference image on left)
Shameless theft of concept drawn by @ glacierclear here on bsky (reference image on left)
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A really easy New Year's resolution you can make is to try adding better alt text to your images.
Even if you don't do it 100% of the time, wholeassing alt text on some of your works means accounts like mine will share it!
Even if you don't do it 100% of the time, wholeassing alt text on some of your works means accounts like mine will share it!
January 7, 2026 at 11:00 PM
A really easy New Year's resolution you can make is to try adding better alt text to your images.
Even if you don't do it 100% of the time, wholeassing alt text on some of your works means accounts like mine will share it!
Even if you don't do it 100% of the time, wholeassing alt text on some of your works means accounts like mine will share it!
My dark elves ascribe to the age-old adage “you lick it, you keep it.” #monsterromance #darkromance #darkart
Shameless theft of concept drawn by @ glacierclear here on bsky (reference image on left)
Shameless theft of concept drawn by @ glacierclear here on bsky (reference image on left)
January 8, 2026 at 1:34 AM
My dark elves ascribe to the age-old adage “you lick it, you keep it.” #monsterromance #darkromance #darkart
Shameless theft of concept drawn by @ glacierclear here on bsky (reference image on left)
Shameless theft of concept drawn by @ glacierclear here on bsky (reference image on left)
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Porn and erotica are important and societally valuable forms of speech, and the defense of them, in the face of state and church attempts at repression, is a necessary political act.
January 4, 2026 at 6:58 PM
Porn and erotica are important and societally valuable forms of speech, and the defense of them, in the face of state and church attempts at repression, is a necessary political act.