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Luke Lucas
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Chicago. Ewoks. Candles.
I really don’t want to wait another week to see how this ends.
December 26, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Good morning. I think Shohei just got on base for the 17th time.
October 28, 2025 at 4:58 PM
The only thing left on the bingo card is for the game to end.
October 28, 2025 at 6:37 AM
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The Chargers look like the Savannah Bananas (derogatory)
October 19, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Anyone see this week’s Slow Horses? Because lol and wtf.
October 15, 2025 at 6:09 AM
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DuFALLLLL
Game-winning touchdown
October 7, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Governor Pritzker out here quoting Andor.
"Tyranny requires constant effort. It breaks, it leaks. Authority is brittle. Oppression is the mask of fear. Remember that."

Looking forward to seeing Jimmy back on the air.
Jimmy Kimmel Returns: ABC Ends Suspension Starting Tuesday
Jimmy Kimmel will return to late night on Tuesday
variety.com
September 22, 2025 at 9:48 PM
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If you’re not sure Cairo can kick it out of the end zone, then you have him kick it out of bounds. Can’t have a return there
September 9, 2025 at 3:25 AM
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September 8, 2025 at 1:12 AM
So, This Night I’ll Possess Your Corpse is kind of like The Bachelor or Love Island. #TheLastDriveIn #JoeBobBriggs #TheMutantFam
September 6, 2025 at 1:39 AM
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"He lived an ordinary life until one day, he broke his paw. It healed a little too tight, allowing him to throw 110 miles per hour.

The New York Yankees needed a miracle.

What they got was Henry Rodentgartner.

ROOKIE OF THE SQUIRREL, only on Disney+."
Sports photo of the year candidate.
August 23, 2025 at 4:27 AM
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Here's the Golden State Valkyries' broadcast reaction to the dildo thrown on the court.

"When you have a lime-green...item... just kinda fly..."
July 30, 2025 at 2:40 AM
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“The decline in trick or treating has contributed to the fall of society.” - is a thing I said with passion and conviction.
July 29, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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No truer words #booksky
June 11, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Kleya is hardcore and is the true MVP of Andor. Elizabeth Dulau deserves an Emmy nomination.
May 14, 2025 at 9:01 AM
My hope for the Andor finale is that no one ends up going to live on Alderaan. Because that would suck for them.
May 13, 2025 at 5:13 PM
No TD for Saquan. The only thing missing for Philly.
February 10, 2025 at 3:14 AM
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Left too much time fo—*wrestles phone back from Lenny*
February 10, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Eagles staying out of a 28-3 situation by running. Not always for a lot of yards. But a lot of clock. They’re already milking the play clock.
February 10, 2025 at 2:05 AM
That was not OPI.
February 9, 2025 at 11:49 PM
The new score ticker looks like pre-ticker graphics. But also looks cool. And pops.
February 9, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Benjamin Solak takes better care of his toys than Toys R Us did when they were selling them.
January 17, 2025 at 11:08 PM
December 29, 2024 at 12:44 AM
I missed the TD live because I was watching the Cinnamon Pop Tart die in vain.
December 29, 2024 at 12:32 AM
Would it be legal for the Bears to fair catch free kick from their own 10? Same odds of scoring as any other way.
December 27, 2024 at 3:39 AM