bugspotter.bsky.social
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I walked here
One year closer to the inevitable twink death of the universe
January 1, 2026 at 7:15 PM
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HARD BOILED DETECTIVE: another cruel sunrise over the city of the damned. another corpse. another widow. another cup of black coffee to drag my sorry ass back to life- *sputtering*

ME: do you like it? it's an ethiopian washed process single origin

DETECTIVE:

ME: are you getting apricot notes
December 16, 2025 at 12:32 PM
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The personification of fear in business is greed, hording to excess beyond rational need, just to avoid being out-performed

In institutions, it's gatekeeping, status quo and jargon; the obfuscation keeps the fearful safe from being looked down on

In military structures, it's blind obedience

6/8
November 1, 2025 at 12:04 AM
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Bingo. Corporate welfare is the real welfare you should be talking about.
November 16, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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tech bros keep promising self-aware ai when they haven't even cracked making self-aware tech bros
October 30, 2025 at 10:46 PM
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Shot + chaser
October 16, 2025 at 12:36 PM
September 12, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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It’s 2050 and a teen girl is torrenting a .tar.gz file of all the consciousnesses of all the tech bros who uploaded themselves into the cloud in a bid for immortality and modding them into The Sims 4
August 14, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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Is this a music genre now? 'cos I'm into it www.youtube.com/watch?v=iWKm...
July 20, 2025 at 3:54 AM
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it's probably good for my mental health to just be brain-meltingly angry 24/7 all the time now
July 16, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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Despite my unease,
I'm still just a cow in some trees
July 12, 2025 at 6:34 AM
"You're too introverted to work at a bar!" Sir I am the barback
July 14, 2025 at 1:48 AM
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I've been saying this a lot lately. We are watching soft men create hard times, all while throwing that phrase around like it's talking about somebody else
I think about this constantly
July 13, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Clark Can't
July 11, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Wild how Elon Musk managed to make both space and drugs seem massively uncool in such a short amount of time
June 27, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Hey, speak for yourself!
The apology does not accurately describe what the actual failure was because no human being has ever had to apologize for being a stochastic text remixer that was set up to respond to queries and fraudulently advertised as possessing intelligence.
June 16, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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I hate this explanation/apology trope in AI output.

Gemini did not decide to demonstrate what the requested email might have looked like after realizing it couldn't find it.

It generated a plausible-seeming output to the query because that's what it does.
Stolen from a friend's IG:
June 16, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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Whobst-astank amongst us
June 16, 2025 at 3:23 AM
I don't even care if The Phoenecian Scheme is good. I just want to see Michael Cera play an entomologist
June 5, 2025 at 6:30 PM