Christopher Buehlman
@buehlmeister.bsky.social
Word-grouping dogbotherer, garlicky kitchen haint, father of goblins. Non-compliant, secular, cat-whispery, has a kraken-ink tattoo.
“Have you no sense of decency, sir…?” needs to slap again.
November 7, 2025 at 2:25 PM
“Have you no sense of decency, sir…?” needs to slap again.
I wouldn’t be surprised to learn the word ‘twat’ was originally sculpted for a squishy, amoral, self-righteous little nonentity exactly like him. Fuck that dude.
November 2, 2025 at 2:10 AM
I wouldn’t be surprised to learn the word ‘twat’ was originally sculpted for a squishy, amoral, self-righteous little nonentity exactly like him. Fuck that dude.
I feel this is unfair to the river monster. Yes, it was toxic and big-mouthed; yes, it had a small hand and mocked the infirm; but it showed physical courage in a fight and it didn’t once leer at the young girl, so that’s something.
November 1, 2025 at 3:00 PM
I feel this is unfair to the river monster. Yes, it was toxic and big-mouthed; yes, it had a small hand and mocked the infirm; but it showed physical courage in a fight and it didn’t once leer at the young girl, so that’s something.
Noooooooooooo
November 1, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Noooooooooooo
And from thy lips apace to God’s good ears
October 28, 2025 at 12:49 PM
And from thy lips apace to God’s good ears
Versailles had the same problem. Gold everywhere, piss in the corners. So, yeah, that tracks. Pre-revolution France.
October 26, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Versailles had the same problem. Gold everywhere, piss in the corners. So, yeah, that tracks. Pre-revolution France.
That you’re even out playing pool nocturnally inspires me/makes me tired.
October 26, 2025 at 3:13 AM
That you’re even out playing pool nocturnally inspires me/makes me tired.
That’s one hell of a good take. I’ll endorse that.
October 24, 2025 at 10:30 PM
That’s one hell of a good take. I’ll endorse that.
I would love that
October 23, 2025 at 2:14 PM
I would love that