Christopher Buehlman
@buehlmeister.bsky.social
Word-grouping dogbotherer, garlicky kitchen haint, father of goblins. Non-compliant, secular, cat-whispery, has a kraken-ink tattoo.
Out on my local trail a lot these days enjoying the last embers of the season. Late Autumn in Ohio is melancholy, cold, and beautiful—you can feel the snow coming.
November 8, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Out on my local trail a lot these days enjoying the last embers of the season. Late Autumn in Ohio is melancholy, cold, and beautiful—you can feel the snow coming.
Happy Wednesday!
November 5, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Happy Wednesday!
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November 2, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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Apparently cat wife missed me while hooman wife and I were away celebrating the latter’s birthday.
October 24, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Apparently cat wife missed me while hooman wife and I were away celebrating the latter’s birthday.
Another watercolor done on vacation, this one based on two dogs who barked at me in San Miguel de Allende three years ago. One can hardly blame them, I was clearly up to no good.
October 24, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Another watercolor done on vacation, this one based on two dogs who barked at me in San Miguel de Allende three years ago. One can hardly blame them, I was clearly up to no good.
Rainy morning in Dayton. Played around with watercolors a little bit.
October 19, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Rainy morning in Dayton. Played around with watercolors a little bit.
Howdy from Dayton!
October 18, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Howdy from Dayton!
Big turnout for the No Kings rally in Dayton. Can’t wait to see what they looked like in the rest of this big, beautiful country.
October 18, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Big turnout for the No Kings rally in Dayton. Can’t wait to see what they looked like in the rest of this big, beautiful country.
Playing house husband again, having supper ready when my rockstar wife returns from aerial silk adventures at the Renfaire. Tonight it’s harissa chicken (or fowl) thighs with ful (or foul)—garlicky, lemony fava bean mash with a kick. (Borat accent) Great success!
October 6, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Playing house husband again, having supper ready when my rockstar wife returns from aerial silk adventures at the Renfaire. Tonight it’s harissa chicken (or fowl) thighs with ful (or foul)—garlicky, lemony fava bean mash with a kick. (Borat accent) Great success!
My favorite cosplay couple from FanX in Salt Lake City—they were very happy to have their souls stolen by my smart little devil box.
#FanX #Midsommar #Cosplay #SLC
#FanX #Midsommar #Cosplay #SLC
October 2, 2025 at 10:43 PM
My favorite cosplay couple from FanX in Salt Lake City—they were very happy to have their souls stolen by my smart little devil box.
#FanX #Midsommar #Cosplay #SLC
#FanX #Midsommar #Cosplay #SLC
Hello friends. Proving nothing so much as that I did the right thing by getting off X, some shadenugget has put up a fake account in my name there. If any of you are still keeping a foot in that Boer Toad-lord’s swamp, you know what to do. Thank you in advance for your kind attention to this matter.
September 18, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Hello friends. Proving nothing so much as that I did the right thing by getting off X, some shadenugget has put up a fake account in my name there. If any of you are still keeping a foot in that Boer Toad-lord’s swamp, you know what to do. Thank you in advance for your kind attention to this matter.
You look like you could use some flowers—here are a few from my front garden.
September 8, 2025 at 6:58 PM
You look like you could use some flowers—here are a few from my front garden.
My 3 floofs in repose.
Figgy, Figgy, Duck, Jane.
Figgy, Figgy, Duck, Jane.
September 8, 2025 at 2:14 AM
My 3 floofs in repose.
Figgy, Figgy, Duck, Jane.
Figgy, Figgy, Duck, Jane.
Be it known that Bathhouse Williamsburg does not suck. Nay, it sucketh not in its many hot pools nor in the cold. It sucketh not in its saunas nor do its massages suck, nor the view from the rooftop pool. Alas it only sucketh that I live not here and must away i’th’morn. #BathhouseWilliamsburg
August 7, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Be it known that Bathhouse Williamsburg does not suck. Nay, it sucketh not in its many hot pools nor in the cold. It sucketh not in its saunas nor do its massages suck, nor the view from the rooftop pool. Alas it only sucketh that I live not here and must away i’th’morn. #BathhouseWilliamsburg