Christopher Buehlman
@buehlmeister.bsky.social
Word-grouping dogbotherer, garlicky kitchen haint, father of goblins. Non-compliant, secular, cat-whispery, has a kraken-ink tattoo.
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pro tip: innocent people don't work this hard to keep the files that prove their innocence a secret
November 13, 2025 at 2:32 AM
pro tip: innocent people don't work this hard to keep the files that prove their innocence a secret
If you’re looking for immersive folk horror, let David Barnett take you to seaside town Scuttler’s Cove, where London money and ye olde local gods are about to collide. Having visited Cornwall for the first time last year, I can tell you that this quick, fun read felt like going back there.
November 11, 2025 at 12:30 PM
If you’re looking for immersive folk horror, let David Barnett take you to seaside town Scuttler’s Cove, where London money and ye olde local gods are about to collide. Having visited Cornwall for the first time last year, I can tell you that this quick, fun read felt like going back there.
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Hey, yo. Joyce Carol Oates is dragging tech boys by their hair over on that weirdo app.
November 11, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Hey, yo. Joyce Carol Oates is dragging tech boys by their hair over on that weirdo app.
Out on my local trail a lot these days enjoying the last embers of the season. Late Autumn in Ohio is melancholy, cold, and beautiful—you can feel the snow coming.
November 8, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Out on my local trail a lot these days enjoying the last embers of the season. Late Autumn in Ohio is melancholy, cold, and beautiful—you can feel the snow coming.
Happy Wednesday!
November 5, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Happy Wednesday!
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November 2, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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The people yearn for (democratic) socialism (this one will make you cry)
October 30, 2025 at 1:06 AM
The people yearn for (democratic) socialism (this one will make you cry)
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Today, Mike Johnson will keep the House adjourned for the 85th day out of the last 97.
12 days of work in over 3 months.
With full pay and benefits.
The senate has been working, so this is not about the shutdown.
It is about avoiding a vote to release the Epstein files.
12 days of work in over 3 months.
With full pay and benefits.
The senate has been working, so this is not about the shutdown.
It is about avoiding a vote to release the Epstein files.
October 28, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Today, Mike Johnson will keep the House adjourned for the 85th day out of the last 97.
12 days of work in over 3 months.
With full pay and benefits.
The senate has been working, so this is not about the shutdown.
It is about avoiding a vote to release the Epstein files.
12 days of work in over 3 months.
With full pay and benefits.
The senate has been working, so this is not about the shutdown.
It is about avoiding a vote to release the Epstein files.
So the US government is too shut down to feed our own hungry citizens, but not too shut down to murder Venezuelans, build a $300 million dollar ballroom where the East Wing used to be, or deploy untrained thugs to manhandle Spanish-speakers on our streets. Got it. Are we fucking great yet?
October 27, 2025 at 10:49 PM
So the US government is too shut down to feed our own hungry citizens, but not too shut down to murder Venezuelans, build a $300 million dollar ballroom where the East Wing used to be, or deploy untrained thugs to manhandle Spanish-speakers on our streets. Got it. Are we fucking great yet?
Apparently cat wife missed me while hooman wife and I were away celebrating the latter’s birthday.
October 24, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Apparently cat wife missed me while hooman wife and I were away celebrating the latter’s birthday.
Another watercolor done on vacation, this one based on two dogs who barked at me in San Miguel de Allende three years ago. One can hardly blame them, I was clearly up to no good.
October 24, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Another watercolor done on vacation, this one based on two dogs who barked at me in San Miguel de Allende three years ago. One can hardly blame them, I was clearly up to no good.
I wonder if Bob Seger is currently nostalgic for his youthful nostalgia.
October 23, 2025 at 1:48 PM
I wonder if Bob Seger is currently nostalgic for his youthful nostalgia.
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Here here. You know, the Putin dicksuckery couldn’t be more obvious. Hegseth in a Russian flag tie and the side of the White House facing Moscow knocked down? Trump’s going to make Employee of the Month at the Kremlin.
October 22, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Here here. You know, the Putin dicksuckery couldn’t be more obvious. Hegseth in a Russian flag tie and the side of the White House facing Moscow knocked down? Trump’s going to make Employee of the Month at the Kremlin.
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And this, for those who want to put a toe in the water with my work, or to add an ebook to their collection. UNDER HEAVEN is much less than a coffee this week in US, at all the usual-suspect ebook retailers.
October 20, 2025 at 1:41 PM
And this, for those who want to put a toe in the water with my work, or to add an ebook to their collection. UNDER HEAVEN is much less than a coffee this week in US, at all the usual-suspect ebook retailers.
Rainy morning in Dayton. Played around with watercolors a little bit.
October 19, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Rainy morning in Dayton. Played around with watercolors a little bit.
Big turnout for the No Kings rally in Dayton. Can’t wait to see what they looked like in the rest of this big, beautiful country.
October 18, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Big turnout for the No Kings rally in Dayton. Can’t wait to see what they looked like in the rest of this big, beautiful country.
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For God’s sake let us sit upon the ground
And tell sad stories of the death of kings
And tell sad stories of the death of kings
October 18, 2025 at 3:26 PM
For God’s sake let us sit upon the ground
And tell sad stories of the death of kings
And tell sad stories of the death of kings
Am I expecting trouble at the No Kings rally today?
No.
Am I wearing my favorite pair of glasses there?
Also no 😂
#NoKings
#DefendtheConstitution
#ProAmerica
#AntiOligarch
#AntiRacist
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No.
Am I wearing my favorite pair of glasses there?
Also no 😂
#NoKings
#DefendtheConstitution
#ProAmerica
#AntiOligarch
#AntiRacist
🇺🇸 ✌🏼
October 18, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Am I expecting trouble at the No Kings rally today?
No.
Am I wearing my favorite pair of glasses there?
Also no 😂
#NoKings
#DefendtheConstitution
#ProAmerica
#AntiOligarch
#AntiRacist
🇺🇸 ✌🏼
No.
Am I wearing my favorite pair of glasses there?
Also no 😂
#NoKings
#DefendtheConstitution
#ProAmerica
#AntiOligarch
#AntiRacist
🇺🇸 ✌🏼
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This morning, I was hit in the face by a baton.
I’m going to have a pretty gnarly bruise but we need to remember why this is happening: Trump and ICE are rounding up our neighbors, treating them as subhuman, and shipping them off to labor camps in foreign countries. It has to end.
I’m going to have a pretty gnarly bruise but we need to remember why this is happening: Trump and ICE are rounding up our neighbors, treating them as subhuman, and shipping them off to labor camps in foreign countries. It has to end.
October 17, 2025 at 8:24 PM
This morning, I was hit in the face by a baton.
I’m going to have a pretty gnarly bruise but we need to remember why this is happening: Trump and ICE are rounding up our neighbors, treating them as subhuman, and shipping them off to labor camps in foreign countries. It has to end.
I’m going to have a pretty gnarly bruise but we need to remember why this is happening: Trump and ICE are rounding up our neighbors, treating them as subhuman, and shipping them off to labor camps in foreign countries. It has to end.
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it's getting rapidly memory-holed that in 2012 kennedy claimed to a divorce judge that the brainworm affected his brain function and therefore future earning potential
www.politico.com/news/2024/05...
www.politico.com/news/2024/05...
October 15, 2025 at 12:27 AM
it's getting rapidly memory-holed that in 2012 kennedy claimed to a divorce judge that the brainworm affected his brain function and therefore future earning potential
www.politico.com/news/2024/05...
www.politico.com/news/2024/05...
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Come on by tonight, PA-NJ-NY-MD folks!
@PFracassi.bsky.social returns to The Doylestown Bookshop to discuss his new book, #TheAutumnSpringsRetirementHomeMassacre, w/ @ChuckWendig.bsky.social.
We are loving this book, and when talking about it, one of our booksellers said, "It's like The Thursday Murder Club checked into Bates Motel."
We are loving this book, and when talking about it, one of our booksellers said, "It's like The Thursday Murder Club checked into Bates Motel."
October 14, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Come on by tonight, PA-NJ-NY-MD folks!
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It’s amazing how all the reporting is just memory-holing this part
October 14, 2025 at 1:16 PM
It’s amazing how all the reporting is just memory-holing this part