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@buckette.bsky.social
public health phd student and the world's largest mbta apologist
adding presidential libraries to the list of "things we act like are normal but which are really kinda weird"
December 14, 2025 at 3:29 PM
adding presidential libraries to the list of "things we act like are normal but which are really kinda weird"
leaving all my typos in my posts so people know I'm not ai
He's gone in vacations that require minor geoengineering paid for with tax money
November 21, 2025 at 3:52 PM
leaving all my typos in my posts so people know I'm not ai
does python just Not Have consistently viable census data modules??? it feels like every time I use a new one it breaks for some backend reason or another
like, we do not have this issue over in R world — why does python???
like, we do not have this issue over in R world — why does python???
November 23, 2024 at 12:07 AM
does python just Not Have consistently viable census data modules??? it feels like every time I use a new one it breaks for some backend reason or another
like, we do not have this issue over in R world — why does python???
like, we do not have this issue over in R world — why does python???
okay i should return to bluesky if only so that commie isn't my newest post
November 23, 2024 at 12:03 AM
okay i should return to bluesky if only so that commie isn't my newest post
hypothesis: if we arm the swifties during taylor swift's next tour, we can bring an end to ticket selling platforms
we should arm the Swifties. I don't have a coherent political strategy here I just want to see what happens
January 30, 2024 at 3:33 PM
hypothesis: if we arm the swifties during taylor swift's next tour, we can bring an end to ticket selling platforms
katie tightpussy is never escaping the Raytheon allegations
every single post of mine is a full endorsement of every fault, flaw, and least charitable interpretation of any and all entities, individual or collective, who are related whether directly, indirectly, or tangentially, to the post in question.
January 25, 2024 at 4:01 AM
katie tightpussy is never escaping the Raytheon allegations
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I’M GOING BACK TO MINNESOTA WHERE SADNESS MAKES SENSE
By Danez Smith
www.poetryfoundation.org/poems/161060...
By Danez Smith
www.poetryfoundation.org/poems/161060...
December 31, 2023 at 2:48 PM
I’M GOING BACK TO MINNESOTA WHERE SADNESS MAKES SENSE
By Danez Smith
www.poetryfoundation.org/poems/161060...
By Danez Smith
www.poetryfoundation.org/poems/161060...
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why cut the foreskin off?
why not simply put it in the dryer where it will shrink down to a more form-fitting size?
why not simply put it in the dryer where it will shrink down to a more form-fitting size?
November 8, 2023 at 2:26 PM
why cut the foreskin off?
why not simply put it in the dryer where it will shrink down to a more form-fitting size?
why not simply put it in the dryer where it will shrink down to a more form-fitting size?
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do pitchers have to ration how much they jerk off for arm muscle reasons
October 22, 2023 at 1:13 AM
do pitchers have to ration how much they jerk off for arm muscle reasons
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columbus day is my favorite holiday. i just think it's really sweet that we have an entire holiday dedicated to shitting all over christopher columbus
October 8, 2023 at 10:40 PM
columbus day is my favorite holiday. i just think it's really sweet that we have an entire holiday dedicated to shitting all over christopher columbus
tfw the afterlife refuses to allow horny
Does that mean us tops go to hell 😈
September 19, 2023 at 4:24 PM
tfw the afterlife refuses to allow horny
even beyond how fucking hilarious this image is, i love how the clock meme has now given us an excellent summary of the zoomer/lefty attitude towards 9/11
September 11, 2023 at 7:14 PM
even beyond how fucking hilarious this image is, i love how the clock meme has now given us an excellent summary of the zoomer/lefty attitude towards 9/11
daily reminder that if you're a doctor whose first line of resort to asking a patient to come in for a check up is to refuse to refill their prescriptions, you are an asshole
August 30, 2023 at 3:33 AM
daily reminder that if you're a doctor whose first line of resort to asking a patient to come in for a check up is to refuse to refill their prescriptions, you are an asshole
oooo, this is a fun question!
i would dislike being a blender as they're more than a little noisy, but i would absolutely hate being a blade of grass -- i would rather do something i mildly dislike than just *not* do things
i would dislike being a blender as they're more than a little noisy, but i would absolutely hate being a blade of grass -- i would rather do something i mildly dislike than just *not* do things
August 25, 2023 at 12:24 AM
oooo, this is a fun question!
i would dislike being a blender as they're more than a little noisy, but i would absolutely hate being a blade of grass -- i would rather do something i mildly dislike than just *not* do things
i would dislike being a blender as they're more than a little noisy, but i would absolutely hate being a blade of grass -- i would rather do something i mildly dislike than just *not* do things
getting ultrakill pulled just as I had a week off from work and school was excellent timing
August 22, 2023 at 9:33 PM
getting ultrakill pulled just as I had a week off from work and school was excellent timing
Oopsie! Inconclusive amounts of gender
Oops! All gender
Gender surprise
Oops no gender
Oops no gender
August 17, 2023 at 1:45 PM
Oopsie! Inconclusive amounts of gender
Excited to become the Jehova's Witness of Gender
"nobody is pressuring anybody to be trans" i agree and i think that's fucked up. we need to start pressuring people to be trans.
August 4, 2023 at 12:22 PM
Excited to become the Jehova's Witness of Gender
recently realized almond milk is the skim milk of non-dairy milk
July 30, 2023 at 2:09 AM
recently realized almond milk is the skim milk of non-dairy milk
being the 1% of people below the poverty line in the census tract with 0% unemployment a triple digit per capita income has to be a wildly radicalizing experience
July 28, 2023 at 8:16 PM
being the 1% of people below the poverty line in the census tract with 0% unemployment a triple digit per capita income has to be a wildly radicalizing experience
i think Mitch McConnell's pause was actually caused by death (yet again) attempting to take him, but tragically failing
July 26, 2023 at 10:31 PM
i think Mitch McConnell's pause was actually caused by death (yet again) attempting to take him, but tragically failing
presentation for work is providing me an excuse to blame speed cameras on economists and ive never been happier in my life
July 25, 2023 at 6:07 PM
presentation for work is providing me an excuse to blame speed cameras on economists and ive never been happier in my life
have you ever thought to yourself about how much better salt would be if it were perishable
July 25, 2023 at 1:01 AM
have you ever thought to yourself about how much better salt would be if it were perishable