Brook Trout
@btrout.bsky.social
I played Poker with tarot cards once. Five people died, and Satan forgot the Doritos.
"I hate it here." ~Taylor Swift, 2024
"I hate it here." ~Taylor Swift, 2024
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We’re done here. Right?
February 11, 2025 at 10:05 PM
We’re done here. Right?
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G'mornin frenz
What are we all screaming about today?
What are we all screaming about today?
January 31, 2025 at 11:58 AM
G'mornin frenz
What are we all screaming about today?
What are we all screaming about today?
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The same people wailing about DEI literally can’t spell their own job title.
January 29, 2025 at 7:27 PM
The same people wailing about DEI literally can’t spell their own job title.
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Yes. A felon who is a massive douche.
January 28, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Yes. A felon who is a massive douche.
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May be truer than you would think. . .
January 20, 2025 at 11:59 PM
May be truer than you would think. . .
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MARK MY WORDS: 99% of the academic community, from deans to profs to researchers to the T fuckin’ A’s, are also getting HIGH AS BALLZ today, and will continue to do so for the whole week.
It’s the only thing keeping us from yelling, “WE FUCKIN’ TOLD YOU, BUT YOU WANTED EGGS” at the top of our lungs
It’s the only thing keeping us from yelling, “WE FUCKIN’ TOLD YOU, BUT YOU WANTED EGGS” at the top of our lungs
January 20, 2025 at 8:06 PM
MARK MY WORDS: 99% of the academic community, from deans to profs to researchers to the T fuckin’ A’s, are also getting HIGH AS BALLZ today, and will continue to do so for the whole week.
It’s the only thing keeping us from yelling, “WE FUCKIN’ TOLD YOU, BUT YOU WANTED EGGS” at the top of our lungs
It’s the only thing keeping us from yelling, “WE FUCKIN’ TOLD YOU, BUT YOU WANTED EGGS” at the top of our lungs
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I was out giving a talk on the life of Martin Luther King Jr. Did I miss anything while I was away? Are eggs cheaper now? 🤔
January 20, 2025 at 10:23 PM
I was out giving a talk on the life of Martin Luther King Jr. Did I miss anything while I was away? Are eggs cheaper now? 🤔
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Elon Musk did a nazi salute 1 hour ago... These people are insane.
January 20, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Elon Musk did a nazi salute 1 hour ago... These people are insane.
Who needs the WHO anyway? No health for you, Americans!
January 21, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Who needs the WHO anyway? No health for you, Americans!
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What I was drinking on January 20, 2021.
What I'll be drinking on January 20, 2025.
What I'll be drinking on January 20, 2025.
January 18, 2025 at 8:59 PM
What I was drinking on January 20, 2021.
What I'll be drinking on January 20, 2025.
What I'll be drinking on January 20, 2025.
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give me coffee for the things i can change and the ability to make people spontaneously combust for the things i can’t.
January 19, 2025 at 2:43 PM
give me coffee for the things i can change and the ability to make people spontaneously combust for the things i can’t.
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