Bryan Toporek
@btoporek.bsky.social
Senior multiplatform editor at Bleacher Report, contributor at Liberty Ballers, Forbes Sports, FanSided and Silver Screen & Roll, and a Process truster until the bitter end.
The Thunder/Rockets/Nuggets to the Knicks if the Knicks make it to the NBA Finals
November 20, 2025 at 4:50 AM
The Thunder/Rockets/Nuggets to the Knicks if the Knicks make it to the NBA Finals
I originally thought the Vit Krejci thing was a bit from @johnhollinger.bsky.social, but now I'm like...
November 14, 2025 at 3:00 AM
I originally thought the Vit Krejci thing was a bit from @johnhollinger.bsky.social, but now I'm like...
Our new dog is such a weirdo.
November 13, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Our new dog is such a weirdo.
In other words...
November 13, 2025 at 4:59 PM
In other words...
I truly hate it here.
November 13, 2025 at 3:12 AM
I truly hate it here.
![2028 first round draft pick from L.A. Clippers
L.A. Clippers' 2028 1st round pick to Philadelphia [L.A. Clippers-Oklahoma City-Philadelphia, 11/1/2023]
2028 second round draft pick from Detroit
Detroit's 2028 2nd round pick to Philadelphia protected for selections 31-55 (if this pick falls within its protected range and is therefore not conveyed, then Detroit's obligation to Philadelphia will be extinguished) [Detroit-Philadelphia, 2/8/2024]
2028 second round draft pick from Golden State
Golden State's 2028 2nd round pick to Philadelphia (via Portland to Washington) [Atlanta-Detroit-Golden State-Portland, 2/9/2023; Portland-Washington, 7/6/2024; Philadelphia-Washington, 2/6/2025]
2029 first round draft pick from L.A. Clippers (Philadelphia outgoing)
Philadelphia has the right to swap its 2029 1st round pick for the L.A. Clippers' 2029 1st round pick protected for selections 1-3 (if this pick falls within its protected range and is therefore not conveyable, then the L.A. Clippers' obligation to Philadelphia will be extinguished) [L.A. Clippers-Oklahoma City-Philadelphia, 11/1/2023]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cyflytcyyyhawlrnnwiv25nd/bafkreihn76lf7wslaxshjlykhw5u5c25zunjig7vtxacjntwmmbqmgltqa@jpeg)
The NFC East has not had a repeat champion since the Eagles won four straight from 2001 to 2004.
The Eagles won the NFC East last year. And these are the NFC East standings after Week 10 this year.
The Eagles won the NFC East last year. And these are the NFC East standings after Week 10 this year.
November 11, 2025 at 4:34 AM
The NFC East has not had a repeat champion since the Eagles won four straight from 2001 to 2004.
The Eagles won the NFC East last year. And these are the NFC East standings after Week 10 this year.
The Eagles won the NFC East last year. And these are the NFC East standings after Week 10 this year.
![A quote from AJ Brown earlier this year:
"Me personally, I truly believe we've got so many good players on this team, and at times you can feel like we're being conservative," Brown said last week. "I don't think it should be like that. I think it should [be] let your killers do their thing and play fast and play aggressive. I'm not saying that we haven't been, but me personally, that's what I would like."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cyflytcyyyhawlrnnwiv25nd/bafkreiavu6xuuwyrozbpt5kvybm44uvna2sg5phk73uox5wai27rplws74@jpeg)
![A meme of a man in a black suit and glasses that had the caption "stopped by one of my biggest hater's funeral today just to make sure that [redacted] was dead"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cyflytcyyyhawlrnnwiv25nd/bafkreifpidnii6zexejojvmvth5pvgzassc7omdy43yyxktpavnys7jtgq@jpeg)
We’re obviously gonna be token white people and get him DNA tested at some point. Our last dog was mostly GSD as well, but he looked different than this one.
October 30, 2025 at 3:39 PM
We’re obviously gonna be token white people and get him DNA tested at some point. Our last dog was mostly GSD as well, but he looked different than this one.
What breed was your childhood dog? We just adopted one two weeks ago who looks similar, but the shelter just called him a “hound.”
October 30, 2025 at 3:33 PM
What breed was your childhood dog? We just adopted one two weeks ago who looks similar, but the shelter just called him a “hound.”
Based on this score, you would never guess which team traded away its fully unprotected 2026 first-round pick
October 30, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Based on this score, you would never guess which team traded away its fully unprotected 2026 first-round pick
Here's the actual list of the highest-scoring players across the first three games of their NBA careers.
VJ Edgecombe is in a four-way tie for ninth. He's one point ahead of some guy named Michael Jordan? idk, never heard of him
www.sports-reference.com/stathead/bas...
VJ Edgecombe is in a four-way tie for ninth. He's one point ahead of some guy named Michael Jordan? idk, never heard of him
www.sports-reference.com/stathead/bas...
October 28, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Here's the actual list of the highest-scoring players across the first three games of their NBA careers.
VJ Edgecombe is in a four-way tie for ninth. He's one point ahead of some guy named Michael Jordan? idk, never heard of him
www.sports-reference.com/stathead/bas...
VJ Edgecombe is in a four-way tie for ninth. He's one point ahead of some guy named Michael Jordan? idk, never heard of him
www.sports-reference.com/stathead/bas...
NBA teams aren’t the only ones making final roster moves today.
Meet the newest member of the Toporek family, Mikan!
(And as always: Adopt, don’t shop.)
Meet the newest member of the Toporek family, Mikan!
(And as always: Adopt, don’t shop.)
October 20, 2025 at 5:27 PM
NBA teams aren’t the only ones making final roster moves today.
Meet the newest member of the Toporek family, Mikan!
(And as always: Adopt, don’t shop.)
Meet the newest member of the Toporek family, Mikan!
(And as always: Adopt, don’t shop.)