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Evelyn
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📍Chicago | She/They | MDNI | 🚃🚍💻🎬🎹

carrd: evelyntransit.com

If you know me under another name, no ya don’t.
saw discourse on twitter so frustrating that it made me finally deactivate my account, and I’m still debating if I wanna post the hot take I walked away from that moment with.
February 5, 2026 at 11:26 PM
If your website breaks because I’m using privacy and security tools, fuck your website.
February 4, 2026 at 10:01 PM
Took the kind of shower where our oversized water heater runs out of hot water 🔥
January 10, 2026 at 11:59 PM
Listening to the polar express soundtrack because I’m fucked in the head
December 17, 2025 at 5:20 AM
yo why are they kinda cooking with the new dr who spin off
December 8, 2025 at 8:25 AM
Guy on the train reading a newspaper with a magnifying glass, truly a classic type of Guy
December 5, 2025 at 6:00 PM
I love that they felt the need to print and post this map
November 9, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Reposted by Evelyn
We saved transit.
October 31, 2025 at 9:28 AM
do we have enough soap bottles? thinking about getting more
October 30, 2025 at 5:09 PM
the loop is gone because i have built the g r i d
October 11, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Gotta euthanize my roommate
October 10, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Reposted by Evelyn
Logan Square neighborhood, Chicago. Man wearing a balaclava in a white, unmarked vehicle, pulls the pin on a tear gas canister and tosses it in the road.

"Just trying to grab some lunch and these fucking losers showed up. FUCK ICE!"
source: www.reddit.com/r/LoganSquar...
October 3, 2025 at 5:45 PM
get this shit out of chicago!
My friend shared some photos and videos of what she saw in front of Rico Fresh in Logan Square a short while ago.
October 3, 2025 at 5:38 PM
So sad I missed this!
PRO TIP: they’re running the century-old 4000 series trains around the loop today! you can still catch one if you hurry!
October 1, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Still thinking about how good this movie was ngl
October 1, 2025 at 6:12 PM
grabbing my Social Anxiety by the dick and throwing it into a wood chipper
September 16, 2025 at 2:30 PM
apple event filmed in chicago, we’ve announced the new fuckass strap for your phone only $50 or whatever
September 9, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Dinner
September 4, 2025 at 12:54 AM
someone is playing an FPS GAME on a BLUETOOTH SPEAKER in my train car
September 2, 2025 at 3:05 AM
How did they make That area around North and Clybourn feel so fake and liminal
September 2, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Obsessed with this Dunkin’ INSIDE fare control at Rosemont, $2.50 fee for a coffee
August 17, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Reposted by Evelyn
and when i say "listening" i say HASHTAG #Listening ❤️
August 13, 2025 at 9:06 PM
we should ban crying babies from the plane like idc u can walk
August 7, 2025 at 6:57 PM
jewel self checkout one of the worst experiences imaginable
August 5, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Oh to live in the gay purple spire
August 3, 2025 at 3:34 PM